IN WHICH Tobias breaks into Sweeney Todd’s back parlor while he is out and finds a vast trove of hats, sticks, and jewelry clearly plundered from the dead ... parishoners at St. Dunstan’s church start noticing a strange, nasty odor wafting up from the crypts below ... Tobias runs away, but stops to see his mother, who inadvertently betrays him into Todd’s hands ... and Todd seizes him and carries him off to a lunatic asylum. Is this the end of Tobias? We shall see.

A tip-top evening to all you bingo doxies, fly costermongers and knights of the brush and moon! It’s another Saturday night, and that means it’s time to schuck yer flyers and put up yer pins. Top off yer drinking-jacks with straight blue lightning, sluice yer blessed dominos with a big splash of the same, and swivel those wattles around so they can be poured full of crammers and moonshine. That’s right, another rare noggen of prattlery in the form of the Penny Dreadful Story Hour is upon us ... like a resurrection man on a pauper’s grave ... a fresh pauper's grave, that is ... in a neighborhood near a going medical college....