I tried to come up with something for this one that didn't resort to using a joke about soup…I failed.

"Doctor, Doctor, there's a giant crystalline monster with a funny voice in my soup!"

"Don't you mean waiter?"

"No, no. It's definitely a giant crystalline monster with a funny voice"

Bu-dum! Tsh!

Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen, we're here all week. Don't forget to tip your Kroton