Kamelion reminds us all that he still exists and causes an eruption of trouble for the Doctor and Turlough.
They must confront an alien marital aid, a sneaky stepdad and a livid waiter on Earth.
And Sarn is no better, accommodating as it does a guy-linered zealot, a boy band leader and more lava than a 1960s lamp retailer. Chuck in a reappearance from the Doctor's psychotic old school chum and we have a great big melting pot that's well worth avoiding.
Why wasn't K9 replaced with an electronic whale?
Can Nicola Bryant avoid a skyclad Teuton?
Did JNT enjoy his holiday at the licence payers' expense?
And did Jim and Martin find Planet of Fire smokin' hot or was it more like a wet Wednesday in Cromer?
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