Grab your butt tree and join Doug Pitt at the Bungalow, where the boiz do a #PatDraft of “replace Santa with…well, anything you want.” It’s jolly, it’s merry, it’s Santa as a gorilla but the gorilla is Forrest Gump. We update the listeners on Jason Derulo’s CGI’ed private parts in “Cats,” and somehow his junk ends up with a mustache? Plus, we ask Jesus why he is always listening yet never leaves us 5-star reviews. Sort of rude. Have you been naughty or nice? It will determine your Amazon shipping speed. Either way, leave your milk and cookies and cocaine out for Santa, because now he’s Pitbull. IT’S LIVE!