Grab your lake nachos and join us in the desert for dessert on an all new LIVE! There is so much space in the Sahara and it's time we do something with it. Matt pipes in all the water from the melting ice caps. Pat makes a giant birthday cake for aliens. Plus, why is there a podcast category for the Golden Globes? Are Asian nations weaponizing our trash? What is your dream mount? All that and the poisonous substance called comedy and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your calculator and flip it upside down to see the true meaning of 8008 on an all new LIVE! 6-7 is so in with the young folk that the Boiz have decided to choose the next big number trend. Putting sprinkles in your ice cream is 101. On national donut day you can get 1-800. You tried really hard but you came up 39. Plus, who is profile 1460? Should the outro be Matt singing the Space Cases theme song? Holes can just open in the earth now? All that and saturated PB&J markets and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your magic hat and join us in a generic northern American town for a family friendly hour of hugs! In the first ever episode of the show not certified as "explicit," the Boiz breakdown the Christmas hit Frosty the Snowman just in time for the holidays. It's a journey of horror where the walls between dimensions thin and the mycelium is brought to life. Plus, who owns trash? Did Frosty cause the ice age? Is Professor Hinkle a real professor? All that and messy, messy, messy and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your milk crates and have a seat for an all new LIVE! The Boiz review their revolutions from 2025 and prepare for the year ahead. Pat is micro-dosing sleep. Matt has high cholesterol. Winnie the Pooh is in the Epstein files. Plus, did Pat successfully hang up the wig? What country is Matt going to on his next vacation? Did Dad bring in the tuna? All that and a spark of corrupted insanity and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your reallyvaluabalanium and get ready for the holidays on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are harnessing Christmas magic and if Pat runs out of space on his computer the show will just end. Matt is overly accessible. Papa sold his business. Patience is weening herself off sugar. Plus, otter deaths: criminal? What is the most popular show among listeners who also listen to this show? Can Pat ask you something? All that and joy vampires and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your files and prepare to lawyer up on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are doing current events this week, for better or for worse (you decide!). Are things extra dark this year? Is the podcast's lack of success actually impressive? Is Pat's cat sick for crapping on the floor, or just a jerk? Plus, Pat's gym gets ICE attacked. Matt finds a doppelgänger in Florida. The island has good bones. All that and the Obama files and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your horn shoe and remake bad movies on an all new LIVE! Tony Bennett has died and the Boiz are here to cheer you up. Matt gets a job offer in Tunisia. Pat is attacked for having limited memory (on his computer). Guillermo does "Wolf Man." Plus, can a squirrel bite a finger off? Are horses bad for the ozone? Is Tony Romo okay? Sources across the web weigh in and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your pennies and pinch them on an all new LIVE! They've stopped smelting the penny. What are they coming for next? Matt unbuttons his pants at the movies. Pat is a sneaky football phone man. The Boiz are big talk-bar lookers. Plus, are Cheeto modifications a false flag operation? Did Pat ever see Matt's childhood bedroom? What is Zealandia and how does it serve us? All that and moral liquidity and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your appendix and head to Alaska for an all new LIVE! The Boiz have $1 million and only a week to spend it all on Thanksgiving. Would Matt eat an extinct bird? How much does one Seal Team 6 cost? Why doesn't Marvin Harrison Jr. return Pat's calls? Plus, football games on battleships, the soil of choice, and emancipated turkeys. Pat's hip hurts and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your minibiota and join us for a time dilated new episode of LIVE! Pat and Matt both bring different topics to the table, and they compromise by doing both. Matt doesn't want his char in the atmosphere. Pat clones an army of Seabiscuits. Buffett's law states that it is five o'clock somewhere. Plus, does a deep belly button mean you're more athletic? Should Pat meal prep fourteen weeks of soup? What is a minibiota and why should Matt care? All that and Donald Romo and it all happens LIVE!