Beach Bungalow LIVE!

Grab your toupat and join us in your sleepy dress for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are here and they’re distracted. Pat uses echolocation to shave. Dracula is in hibernation. Olga is a nice enough lady but she knows nothing. Plus, can the Pope run for President? Are you getting screwed on cream? What miracle drug is Matt going to take as soon as it hits the market? We’re tippin’ our toes and dabbling and dippling and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your orb-shaped container and (be)head to the Little Shop of Delight for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are celebrating Halloween by assembling a team of monsters to terrorize a small town. Pat uses vegetarian hate slang. Matt gets caught in a catch-182. Apu returns to The Simpsons. Plus, is Kevin Bacon in Dune? Can they bury the blob? If you were broccoli, would you think humans were evil? It's a postmodern exploration of ghouls, ghosts and goblins and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your detachable hair and join us in the house that smells of wet dog and nasty daughter for an all new LIVE! The Boiz have watched two classic episodes of "Tales From the Crypt" and are here to discuss. Matt gets more bouncing boobs than he bargained for. Pat is pro-censorship. Tim Curry is a clump of moldy cheese. Plus, did Slick deserve to be sawed in half? Could Joe Pesci have played Tony Soprano? How much is $500 from the 90s worth today? All that and the channel that comes in blurry and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your coffee with Bernstein and join us for an all new LIVE! They are hiding stuff in candy and the Boiz are here to expose them. Matt's dad doesn't surprise him at Disney. Pat is in the market for more butts. Cereal is in a dark place. Plus, what if spaghetti was t-shirts? Why are our snack bags half-empty? What is the magical smell of the check-out aisle? All that and Her/She Bars and it all happens live!

Grab your beacon of evil and join us in remote Antarctica (not the local one) for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are trying to summon a demon who can help them with the show. Matt sacrifices his autograph notecards from high school. Pat uses banned videos that got him suspended to open a portal between worlds. Blob dog is allowed to live. Plus, are the Boiz so mentally ill that they're interesting? Do cows have hearts in their legs? Do people know how to save? All that and Yoga Hosiers and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your testicle implants and go butt cheeks first into an all new LIVE! A nor'easter has hit New England, and now a nor'Halloweeaster is hitting the Bungalow. Pat is infested by the Halloween spirit. Matt refuses to investigate a noise in his living room. Terry McLaurin is scary again. Plus, is each ball a lemon? Is satellite imagery real pictures? Purple rain make zombies? All that and a demon in the audio files and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your "I'm with lobster" graphic dockyard tee and join us in New England for a Paul-less episode of LIVE! There are strange things afoot so the Boiz call in Flint Smolder and Dank Skunky to help solve some B-Files. Flint looks around for teeth. Dank does centrifuge work on the goo. Dark arcane magic unleashes a job for Matt. Plus, how did Pat get tricked by a greeting card? Does Matt look wet when he doesn't wear glasses? What happens if Dank knocks on the egg? Apples to ashes, Dutch pie to dust, and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your butt polish and join us in Nashville for some cluckin' hot chicken and an all new LIVE! Producer Matt still can't find work, so the Boiz are here to break the curse hanging over his life. Pat Bings Google. Matt gets covered in wax and put by the fire. Flint Smolder tries to solve the case of the dying zebras. Plus, did Matt take a vow of silence in high school? Why is Pat worried about an ancient Moroccan evil? Will the Tony we get back be a shell of himself? All that and networking with Jesus and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your crema de la crop and join the Boiz at 20,000 feet for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things that the Boiz absolutely never want to do before they die? Satan at Hell Times gets a quick comment on Matt's job status. Pat won't bungee jump in a country where he can't immediately sue someone. The horse cannot legally retaliate due to parody law. Plus, how is cocaine like pre-workout? Why was Matt drafting on his phone at the Luxor in Las Vegas? Would Pat become a reader if he knew his kids were x amount more likely to blah blah? Some fight for freedom, others write for freedom, and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your endangered elements and speak to them in your stupid little sewer voice on an all new LIVE! What should be federally legalized in the United States? Matty Diggs still does not have work. Patty Big Hits is feeling the big hits. CTE frog can't be re-homed. Plus, why can't you vote on DraftKings? What were the most harrowing twenty minutes of Matt's life? Does Pat still use the Devil's Vacuum? The Boiz pick their college team and buy butter beans and it all happens LIVE!