So you're planning to conquer the Galaxy?

Do you have a big, villainous beard, treacherous subordinates with slightly smaller villainous beards, nameless minions with pvc uniforms and weird guns?

Do you have an air of menacing authority, a bold, inventive, never been done before plan involving fog, mud, designer glasses and pop art wallpaper?

If the answer to all these is a big YES, then you're ready to begin.

Just make sure that you stop off on the way and get yourself an arch nemesis and your own personal fanfare.