Think of all the monsters that you've ever heard about

Like Sea Devil, Krynoid, Rutan and Slitheen

There are lots of weird monsters in the Universe

But have you ever seen an Auton that is green?

Seen!

An Auton that is positively green?

Well that's because there aren't any,

There really aren't any

An Auton isn't eco-LOG-ic-ally sound

They're not bio-degradable

They're made of plastic with no voice, they're just a

Massive tool

They'll kill us all 'cos they're Autons

They're bloodthirsty Autons

They want to wipe out our race

Because they're silent, violent, take a long time to melt

Plastic (and drastic) from feeeeeet to faaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

(bom ba dom bom ba dom bom)