This is NOT what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. Make yourself a White Russian because it’s 1998 and it’s The Big Lebowski, everybody! Let’s butcher a man’s name! How high The Bob Denver? How dumb the Dude? Let’s talk about the Korean conflict! Some kind of brown. Another pedo!? Rev. Romaka? Don’t erase Jodie Foster. We discuss how George makes babies again. Meanwhile, who is that the dude on the cliff? Is Donny the audience? Shut the fuck up and have a listen.