The AMPire Diaries Episode 22: “The Sun Also Rises” | “As I Lay Dying”

AMPies, it’s here: It’s the Season 2 finale of The Vampire Diaries (and The AMPire Diaries… duh). Yes, we are moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, with “The Sun Also Rises” (Season 2, Episode 21) and “As I Lay Dying” (Season 2, Episode 22). Tears for years, y’all. But also some patented AMPie Queen stupidity.

So, what are we talking this week?

- The cancelation of one Miss Lea Michele. Sort of.

- Klaus’ old coffin trick.

- Morgan calls Jeremy and Bonnie "lovers."

- The return of Vicki's vest.

- How Morgan has broken LaToya's brain by doing this podcast.

- Quarries… They have rocks, right?

- "There all is aching."

- How this is a pro-drinking podcast.

- Matt's very cool jacket... and less cool home life.

- What Jill thinks Klaus and Elijah's siblings are like.

- Boys punching walls.

- John Gilbert, possibly being good.

- The Originals as a sitcom.

- Good boys talking about being good boys.

- Greta Martin, Cool Girl.

- Klaus saying “goddesses.”

- Bonnie saying “phesmatos, bitch.”

- Jill talking to Past Jill.

- BIRDY, BABY.

- The best friendship of Tyler and Elena.

- Gone With The Wind and if we should do a commentary episode where we watch all 1,000 hours of Gone With The Wind.

- don't_cry_out_loud.mp3

- Us drinking more.

- tHE gILberT cHaRm.

- Jill’s wishes for Season 3 of The Vampire Diaries.

- And our crushes for the entire season.

“THE SACRIFICE RITUAL BEGINS” (“The Sun Also Rises”)

“THE BOND BETWEEN BROTHERS” (“As I Lay Dying”)

The more AMPED logline this time around? Come on: You totally read “THE SACRIFICE RITUAL BEGINS” in Klaus’ accent. Sounds AMPED to me.

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “The Sun Also Rises”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce6W5Gr9_X8

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Sun Also Rises”: The ritual to break the Sun and the Moon Curse.

The Official CW Promo for “As I Lay Dying”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGq9JHA0_Qw

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “As I Lay Dying”: Gone With The Wind, because this is the South.

The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts. The first 10 episodes (including the introduction episode) of The AMPire Diaries are also still available to stream over on the podcast feed for LaToya’s TV podcast with Maura Kate Elliott, The Televoid.

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