This one's got a man without a face. Honestly, how crap is that for a villain?

Okay, so you've only got one arm or maybe a wooden leg, or even just an eyepatch, you can still have a good chance of taking over the world or causing havoc. But I mean, come on…

He doesn't have a FACE!

He can't see where he's going, he can't ask for directions…he can't even use a mirror to draw one on.

He'll never lick stamps, or roll his tongue into a tube or say any of the truly great words like 'moist', 'spasm' or 'smock' and everyone he meets will just spend all their time making rude gestures at him in the joyous knowledge that he doesn't have a clue.

It's no life for a villain.

Although to be fair, when it comes down to the final face-off with his enemies, he's already got one hell of a head-start.