Hour 1: Don’t forget to wear your green tomorrow! Access Hollywood has been cancelled. Mario Lopez is gonna need a new gig. Buzzfeed is reportedly bleeding money. A heatwave? In March?! Vinnie is still ruminating on Friday’s Bad Advice. Here’s why so many Californians are moving to Reno. Slumberstitions are helping you sleep. To top sheet or not to top sheet - that is the question.

Hour 2: Were the Oscars funny? Here are the big winners of the night, including which of our gang had the best predictions. Paul Thomas Anderson and ‘One Battle After Another’ beat ‘Sinners.’ Amy Madigan got her flowers for ‘Weapons’ after a long career. Spring is about to be sprung. A shocking number of GenZ men have traditional views. Fremont, you might see the new Doordash Dot in the bike lane. (51:47)

Hour 3: Has the Savannah Guthrie case gone cold? Sarah has a sketchy update from the sheriff’s department. Those cameras in your doorway don’t seem to be catching crooks. Susan is hoping Bob wants to slow down on the partying soon. Rebel Wilson’s PR team is up to no good. The Razzies named the worst entertainment of the year. Larry David is at it again with ‘Life, Larry, and The Pursuit of Unhappiness’ - a new sketch comedy show satirizing US history. Get your March Madness brackets done before it’s too late. Embarrassment is uniquely human. Target says they’re phasing out toys. (1:31:41)

Hour 4: Sarah actually thought Harry Styles was funny on SNL this weekend. Can Zach Bryan read the Jack Kerouac scroll he just bought? Sam Smith ate his way through The Bay - including Sarah’s neighborhood! THE famous Pink Floyd guitar just sold for big bucks. Happy National Panda Day! Jane Fonda was protesting the Paramount and Warner Brothers merger at The Oscars. Human brains are prone to distractions - don’t be too hard on yourself. Is it worth being in the Guinness Book of World Records if THIS is what you have to do?! And, When Did That Happen? (2:14:00)