This week, Todd and Joe tackle a classic of Gothic Romantic literature as they discuss Emily Bronte’s Wuthering Heights. Todd gives perhaps the greatest recap in our podcast’s history, and Joe has a special bonus treat for the listeners at the end of the episode.

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There were three cat catchers in the city of Angria. Their names were Billy, Jay, and Phil. They were called out to gather a herd of cats from a shed in an empty field.

When they got there, cats were spread as far as the eye could see.

Billy said, “Sure are a lot (Charlotte) of them.”

Jay asked “Do you think we can catch them all?

Phil answered confidently, “You bet. I’m a lean (Emily) cat catcher today.”

“But what if they hide?” asked Jay.

Billy smirked, “Whether the thing hides (Wuthering Heights) or not won’t make any difference. Let’s tag ‘em and take them in.”

They began grabbing cats and putting them into the large cage in the back of their truck. Billy had one that was flailing its paws around, and Phil warned him, “Don’t let it scratch like that, it’ll have a raw chest of hair.” (Rochester)

“That’s good advice,” Billy agreed.

Jay came up and said, “Please tag this gray cat (Agnes Gray), and the one with the black body and brown tail (Anne Bronte).”

“Surely (Shirley) you can do that yourself,” Billy said and then walked away.

But while trying to put a tag on the gray cat, Jay fell into the cage of angry cats in the back of the truck.

Phil and Billy came back to the truck with a cat apiece and heard a voice from under the fur in the cage. “Hey, is Jay in there?” (Jane Eyre) Phil asked.

Phil tried to say, “He slipped into the cats therein,” but his cat allergies were acting up and with a suddenly stuffy voice it came out He thiff in Catherine (Heathcliff and Catherine).

“Will it hurt him?” (Villete) Billy asked?

“Nah,” Phil said and he reached in and pulled Jay out by the scruff of his neck.

Jay looked startled and said “I must profess my disliked for this job.”

Phil said, “I don’t care if you profess or yell or cry (Professor), we got to finish.”

Billy took pity on Jay and said, “Look, there are only ten cats left. Let’s get the ten and while Phil hauls (The Tenant of Wildfell Halls) them away, we can rest easy.

And that’s what happened, and with the job well done, they relaxed with a nice, cold drink of ice water.

The End

*Charlotte

The Professor

*Jane Eyre

*Shirley

*Villete

*Rochester

*Anne

*Agnes Gray

The Tenant of Wildfell Hall

*Emily

*Wuthering Heights

*Bronte

Currer Bell

Ellis Bell

Acton Bell