Opportunity knox for Pussy, Tilly, Mai Ling and Dink - The Goldfinger Singers - as their manager, Gertie, gets them their biggest ever gig in the US of A, putting on a show for the troops. But tragedy strikes as their bodyguard (an ex painter and decorator who really doesn't like golf balls) would rather spend all his time planning a school for haberdashery themed assassins and lets a rather fanatical fan dressed as a duck slip through backstage. It's alright though, Gertie defuses the situation by inviting the fan round for a nut roast!

Sadly, the Goldfinger Singers' performance puts the entire US Army to sleep! Still, it could have been worse.

It could have been the Beatles.