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(00:00) INTRO

(00:40) ASTRONAUTS REFUSING A DIAPER

(02:25) AN UNFINISHED BASEMENT IS ANARCHY

(04:15) STAV IS ELIZABETH WARREN'S NEW CAMPAIGN MANAGER

(09:15) FANTASISING ABOUT EVERYONE WITH A TANK WHEN YOU'RE A KID

(13:50) ADAM THINKS THE 9/11 PICTURE FROM THE TOP OF THE TOWERS IS REAL

(19:30) KIDS BEING AFRAID OF PEOPLE

(26:45) GETTING YOUR MEDICALLY - THE GIANT BABY WHO MAKES ALL HOUSES IN

(34:10) FASHION? NOT-IST?

(37:50) GYNOSAURUS REX

(42:30) BUILDING SOLID GOLD STATUES AND CHARGING PEOPLE TO LOOK AT IT

(52:20) ONE OF THE "CLEANER"

(58:20) TO DEMONSTRATE YOUR GRIP STRENGTH

(60:40) YELLING "WHAT'S HIS NAME" WHEN CORY BOOKER MENTIONS HIS GIRLFRIEND

(62:00) DISAPPEALING

(65:00) THE GUYS UNDER THE BRIDGE KWAI - BEING ALLOWED TO HAVE IN A POW CAMP

(70:50) WE ALL KNOW WHO WOULD BEFRIEND THE ALIENS AND TEACH THEM ABOUT BANKING