Hour 1: Super Mario Bros crushed at the box office, but that doesn’t mean Vinnie’s kids enjoyed it. ‘Love On The Spectrum’ was renewed for a 5th season. Johnny Depp launched a rum brand. Dewey isn’t returning to the ‘Malcolm in the Middle’ reboot. Ashlee Simpson wants another shot at SNL. All eyes are on the Artemis II mission. UCLA is the women’s March Madness champion. UConn plays Michigan tonight in the men’s finals. Jail, forever, for this Airbnb host. Plus, a sophisticated Mount Everest scam!

Hour 2: More Star Wars in on the way! Here’s what TV the gang’s all watching. Including Vinnie watching ‘Heated Rivalry!’ Jack Black was welcomed into the 5 Timers Club on SNL with musical guest Jack White. Tori Spelling and a car full of kids were in an accident. The internet is awaiting the ‘Summer House’ reunion. WKRP Cincinnati is now a REAL station. An Easter Horror CAKE. A fast fact about jelly beans. Things Boomers say… and they’re right. “I don’t need the internet on my fridge!”

Hour 3: We’re learning about a new kink: Bimbofication. What’s the price of a good cocktail these days? It’s Alec Baldwin’s birthday which means we have a chance to giggle about his wife. Jada Pinkett Smith has hair again. A Waymo tried to go through a drive-thru. TSA got in on April Fools. Are we monogamous by nature? No one thinks so. A PSA about the Alameda tunnel. We gotta explore!

Hour 4: We’re unearthing a long lost Vinnie tune. A new Taylor Swift wax figure in Ireland has security. Bono says U2 is in the studio! Famous songs that were almost TOTALLY different. Vinnie’s got an update on the Artemis II mission. An influencer is facing jail time for smuggling that good good. Here’s your good news story of the day. Plus, How Old Is That Guy?!