Hour 1: Rapper Offset, Cardi B’s ex, was shot in Florida last night. Savannah Guthrie returned to The Today Show yesterday. Caitlin Clark gets a 521% salary bump. Let’s eat the headlines: The ‘Lord of the Flies’ trailer is gross; Kim Kardashian is Instagram official with Lewis Hamilton. The Artemis II mission is creating more space buzz than we’ve seen in a long time. Bay area gas prices are now AVERAGING over $6 a gallon. How are you? Never better. What generation has the biggest sweet tooth?

Hour 2: Email us your problems! We can (probably) help! [email protected]. Scammers never stop. The Artemis II crew got a call from Ryan Gosling. Jimmy Kimmel made four, twenty minute weed focused documentaries. Vinnie prefers the classic stoner comedies. Tattoos are totally mainstream now, huh? One guy’s TikTok just saved a bakery! And, another feel-good story about bowling. Big Bear Lake is home to 2 new bald eagles! If you’re a young adult living with your parents, you’re not alone.

Hour 3: We know who’s replacing Stephen Colbert after his show ends in May. Bob says she’ll be watching Hot Ones instead. Kim Kardashian is in the news… so is Kanye. ‘Weapons’ writer is creating a spin-off for Aunt Gladys. Is asking for free stuff on the internet a trend? What do you do after Ozempic? Get divorced. Vinnie’s telling us about the stickiest cities in America.

Hour 4: Dallas Little insists his AI artist should be respected. We’re not so sure. What is art anyway? Judd Apatow’s new movie stars Glenn Powell as a country western star in free fall. Lady Gaga abruptly cancels a show. A school board member has been living under a rock. At least that’s the only way to explain his disgusting behavior. In more harmless news, a grocery story ordered WAY too many bananas. Plus, When Did That Happen?