A hero who doesn't talk, a man who's always having a hunch, an extremely unhelpful execution victim, a dead dad who throws rodents at women, spontaneous amphibian revivification, rough sex, public humiliation, grave robbing, a carrier bag with a man's face in it and the strangest game of statues ever.

This is Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter…. it's madder than a hat full of frogs.