The AMPire Diaries Episode 46: The Vampire Diaries - “I Know What You Did Last Summer” | “True Lies”

We are back and better (?) than ever, baby! It’s the triumphant return of your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, and this week, “The Bad Girls of Podcasting” have begun Season 5 of The Vampire Diaries. We watched “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (Season 5, Episode 1) and “True Lies” (Season 5, Episode 2), so that means we are talking:

- The feature film True Lies, which this podcast episode is longer than (even with commercials on FX).

- Why does this show hate Tyler Lockwood when it is clear that Michael Trevino is well-loved? (But also: Do they… hate Michael Trevino?)

- Saying “I love you” and negging. (NOTE: LaToya ends up being - wrong about the negging and correcting later on. Please, no notes.)

- Jeremy Gilbert… innocent?

- Falling in love… with medicine?

- The one they call “Lesbian Jesus.”

- Flashbacks vs Hallucinations: 101.

- “Attie Shane” and “Wessie Max.”

- Which cast member would knock it out of the park on In Treatment?

- “LET THEM ZOOP.”

- Dr. Pepper’s 23 flavors.

“COLLEGE DAYS” (“I Know What You Did Last Summer”)

“MISSING PERSONS” (“True Lies”)

The more AMPed logline this time around? Did they give up on their loglines? Both are kind of… meh. Do we have to pick? (Yes, we do. “True Lies” wins by default.)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “I Know What You Did Last Summer”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOb-y_vH0aM|

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “I Know What You Did Last Summer”: Friends go to college! (...and Mystic Falls’ End-of-Summer Celebration)

The Official CW Promo for “True Lies”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPTlKdSfBro

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “True Lies”: Silas is hot! (Can you tell Jill wrote most of this episode description?) (...and the Whitmore College Bonfire)

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