Not a description of Jim and Martin attempting to produce a remotely professional podcast but the words of a very unusual lady...

Sigh with ennui as Jim and Martin try to understand The Doctor's Wife, despite failing ever to have done so with their own.

Yes, it's that surreal saga where the TARDIS trio land on a friendly planet and witness the exciting new dance duo 'Patchwork People', who put on a memorable show despite possessing three left feet between them.

And where the House Grill speciality is a meaty, sausage-fingered hand in a questionable bap.

But what does Jim keep in his sculleries? And, after 50 years of the show, has Martin really developed an allergy to watching people run through corridors?

Find out in the podcast which is definitely smaller than it appears from the outside.