Hour 1:Songwriter Talay Riley was violently stabbed. Isn’t it nice when humanity surprises us in GOOD ways? Spencer Pratt has been eliminated from the mayoral race. Let’s eat some headlines! Meatball is getting a TV series. It was funny and good, which means it’s all wrong. Alanis Morissette sold her Bay Area house. Send us your problems! Matty might give bad advice, but Sarah and Vinnie are here for you: [email protected]. The Spurs are still alive after beating The Knicks in New York last night. In real estate news, you can buy Hell! You never forget your teenage summer job.

Hour 2:The break-up we knew was coming has officially arrived. Ariana Grande (Glinda) and Ethan Slater (SpongeBob) have split. Nancy Guthrie has been missing for 5 months. A road rage incident led to the death of a ukulele. One thing is for sure, the Dublin Vs. Fremont debate isn’t settled. What’s up with the bills at the vet?!

Hour 3: Don’t bring your mom to Scott Capurro’s comedy show on Thursday, but you’ll like it! Can you spot the fake headline? The Bear season 5 is almost here. Nick Reiner still wants his inheritance. Famous men who have dated teenagers - ew. Scott Budman is on the show talking about Tim Cook’s retirement and the future of Siri. Apple is leading the way even though they are constantly behind. Six crazy wedding objections that ACTUALLY happened.

Hour 4: If you’re not following us on Instagram you’re really missing out: @alice973. Madonna’s new music video is shocking and star-studded. Kiss is doing a land-locked cruise… huh? Ace Frehley’s signature Les Paul sold at auction. What’s the craziest thing you’ve stumbled upon in your fridge?