“The power of the RIFF compels me. . .” DOWN.

Ever since The Almighty Iommi first blessed the world with his glorious presence vis-à-vis Black Sabbath in 1970 (and through the incredibly prudent use of the tritone), RIFFS have been continuously evolving throughout Metal, becoming ever more ambitious, grandiose and complexicated with ever increasing precision, evilocity, and gravity punishing heaviness.  

RIFFS are the essence.  RIFFS are the hook.  RIFFS are the core (ha-ha) fundamental building blocks of ALL Metal, with likely as many RIFFS in the known Metalverse as there are stars in the known Universe.  And NO, that’s NOT “science” or astronomology or whatever, it’s just a fact.  (Plus, or minus a few billion trillion…)  

In summation:  without RIFFS, there would be no Metal!  

Go ahead and call Ron at The Rib Lounge to place your food order (he’s got TRL Dancers doing drive-by-deliveries now.  Also, be sure to check out TRL’s “Cosmic Dessert” menu for Ron’s signature Chocolate Relaxer Implosion Rum Cake) and JOIN US as we taste but a sample of the myriad of uniquely phenomenal RIFFS that make up the wonderful world of Metal we inhabit.

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Show Notes:

(00:00) – #MetalBane strikes again!  / A review submitted by a listener (***Kindly leave us a review and or a rating (and/or #bolth) wherever you get your podcasts***) / THANK YOU #muchly for following us and sharing our posts on #facebook and #instagram / / Lots of sharing (a couple of shout outs) #HAIL and #THANKYOU / #thenewcore:  #postbreathingcore #postmetalnerderypodcastbreathingcore #breathingpostmetalcore.            

(04:25) – The math of Metal with regard to killer solos and the dependency of killer riffs to accompany them (specifically, riffs with maximum #ballitude) / The  different kinds of riffs in Rock & Metal (It officially starts with #Sabbath, #FYI in case you needed a gentle tentacle reminder:  #Pantera (A New Level #turnthatallthewayup #Dime #GoldenRiff) / #Forbidden Forbidden Evil #tentacletakeover (#crunchyballriffs #everywhere) ***Look for a potential #remix #update version of #Episode5 / #Megadeth (Holy Wars…The Punishment Due) #dontdenythepowerof #DaveMustaine / Wait…you do WHAT now? / Other various & sundry riffs you may be familiar with that we’ll only mention in passing because otherwise this would be an 18-hour show... (and an #onmicburp that you haven’t heard yet)

(14:50) - #Overkill (The Wait – New High in Lows) and the riffs that cause #instantbone, like also #thisone by #DOWN (Temptations Wings) #onmicyes / The concept of a PERSON as an actual walking, breathing “riff” and what a humanized #riff would “look” like, and even more importantly, WHO that humanized riff being could actually be! (also…riffs beyond actual music i.e. lyrical riffs, word riffs, writing style riffs, crunchy ball riffs, et al) / We review a completely questionable listicle of the nme.com 50 Greatest Guitar Riffs of All Time and a brief review (and an #onmicburp) #whoohoo #mensneeds #gfy #nme and the shamefully lackluster #EVH “tribute” on the Grammy’s / Riffs in Metal vs other #genres of #rockmusic

(23:24) - #RageAgainstTheMachine (Bulls on Parade) #dontdenythepowerof #tommorello / #ooooh #accurate / #onmicburp #TheWho (The Real Me) and an important lesson learned #dontdenythepowerof assumptions / Loudersound.com  Fifty Best Metal Riffs Ever (reaching for the super #obscure) #Dodheimsgard (Traces of Reality) #blackmetalcore / The reviews on this listicle are from artists in the Metal community / #Nevermore (My Acid Words) and the ideal description of them #thrashryche #rifflord / Nuno’s backlash regarding the #lackluster #EVH tribute at The Grammy Awards #mostmetalgrammy #1989 #gfy #grammys 

(32:53) – #CelticFrost (Procreation of the Wicked) and ironical timing (because it’s #timetofrost) / #HighOnFire (Baghdad) #mattpikeforpresident #weedian #stonerdoom and #doomstoner are awesome/ #Deftones (My Own Summer) #cloud #bigbigness #thatsfine / #JudasPriest (Victim of Changes) and a seemingly tangentional connection to #bolth #Metallica and #Nazareth per #DeepCutRuss / #Forbidden We ALL (March Into Fire) #CBLE #getyousome #cantbeloudenough #cantbefastenough #fastaf #faf / #Manowar (Gloves of Metal) NOTE:  Manowar is our unofficially #official partner for the Manowar Metal Nerdery Custom ManLoin Cloth  (#comingsoon) and #PreVikingCore #horsecore the #kingsofmetal / #Gojira (Veil of Maya)  Talk about some tight production and razor tight editing; you might say it’s #toight like a #toigah (Toxic Garbage Island, which is also #Gojira).  Gojira is #fancyfrench /#gruntmaster / #Rammstein (Du Hast – You Have) The #Metallica of Germany but very #Ministry sounding / #theguyfromlawrenceville and The Rib Lounge Dancers

(46:25) - #Scorpions (Sails of Charon) / #shreddery by Uli Jon Roth /Number 8 and Number 7 / #MachineHead (Davidian) #CBLE (Check out our 2nd Installment of #CBLE #Episode61 / Number 3 (check out our Ride The Lightning Dive #Episode51) #Metallica (Creeping Death) Not only is that James Hetfield a #blessing, he’s also a #fucking #wizard / #horrific #accidental #blackalbumreference / #justplayit #thewinneris #BlackSabbath (Symptom of the Universe) #prethrashcore #prethrashiommicore / #DreamTheater (Pale Blue Dot) #epicprogchuggacore #softintro #MetalNerderyASMR (Can you count out THAT time signature?)

(57:47) - #Anthrax (Antisocial) *Go check out the N.F.V. (Oidivnikufesin)* / #Pantera (War Nerve) #FTW #CBLE The Next Dive in Line… / A definite Alex #ooooh of approval #Testament (Fall of Sipledome…and yes, that’s Dave Lombardo on drums!)  Please and Yes and Thank You! #turnthatallthewayup #cantbeloudenough #thenewsidecore is:  #audioyogacore / Some #ATL #Tangentionalalityismness #Sevendust (Waffle) NOT #bluewaffle (Which, btw:  DO NOT GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!!) / Relaxers and #pogocore #trampoline #core #genrecore #jeanwree (Yep) #riffs and #balls and 30 seconds til #selflove #GLY #goloveyourself #justthetip in the #satchel #plasticwaterbottleASMR #trapical / metalnerdery.com/merch (#buyourshit) #EasterEgg