Those songs you love all in one place. K-Tel's Hard and Not Heavy. The greatest hits of Metalheads everywhere to listen in their basements when nobody else is around. Sshhhhhhh!

Your secret is safe with us. Middle Aged Metal Heads

You remember 1995? Neither do we.

I want to play a game. You are surrounded by music from the mid to late 80s. Choose your weapon. The clock is ticking

Oh NO! Tears are falling! really.

It was 40 years ago and where were you, young man?

Bottle that sound. Bring it back. But make it better.

DONE. DONE. DONE.

TRIGGER WARNING!

heyo folks the world has become super political but we're old enough to remember when metalheads didn't support politicians or authority figures. We're going back and pushing forward. Let's get back to being the real deal.

Hotter than H. E. Double Hockey-sticks?! That's pretty hot. I mean HAWTTTT and what's possibly hotter than that? DUnno.

Special Week in Metal to appease the masses. We poured our hearts, soul, blood, and sermon into this one. Dig in.

When you think of candy, ghouls, and goblins. . . I'm sure the first thing that springs to mind is FASTWAY featuring Fast Eddie Clarke and somehow Pete Way. Right? Maybe not. Ozzy? Gene? Skippy? There we go. Skippy.

Well, skip on over and give us a listen. Hail Satan.