The snake eats itself. Not just that dude with the chainwallet on his nose. Metal bands playing songs by other metal bands. I mean it could be a whole series of its own, RIGHT?!?!?!?!

who knew?

In honor of every bum kid we knew in high school, we're jumping on the bandwagon. World Cup of Metal, HERE WE COME!

Middle-Aged Metal-Heads NOW with 100% more STYMIE!

For some this is a classic record that is still in heavy rotation. For others, they never knew this record existed. Which are YOU?

If you really want to get to know a band, invite one of them to a session and ask em some questions. Next thing you know, you have an internationally listened-to #metalpodcast. Get on that.

Meet DAVE RUDE of TESLA! he's super cool and, if you can't get enough, he has solo albums too!

I don't know what the RUSH is about RUSHing into a discussion about RUSH. But if you RUSH to your fave podcast provider you can hear us RUSH to talk about RUSH and DT will RUSH to judgment about RUSH. RUSHRUSHRUSH.

What is the worst party format you can imagine? You might think a costume party. A key party. A gender reveal? NOPE.

The White Elephant. Hands down. Everyone brings a gift. Nobody leaves happy. Even the food isnt very good.

If you really wanna party with me Put all your hands where my eyes can see. Let's get some straight buck whilin' and spin some new tunes.

It's been a while.

Since I could. . . nah screw that guy.

IT's been a while since we talked 1986 so we're doing it superdraft style. WHo has the best 'team?'

It's me, by the way. I have the best team.

Sure. Everyone knows the best songs. But which are the WORST songs? the total trainwrecks. The nothings. Filler. Garbage.

How often do we give Anthrax their propers? Not enough, that's for sure. A band that gets respect but not enough air time.

Let's go.

He's off the reservation. Calling all metalheads! We gotta bring him in before he kills someone!