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“It’s an actual word, dude, I’d appreciate it if you’d recognize it as such…”

CORROSION OF CONFORMITY’s 1994 masterpiece, DELIVERANCE, delivers the sonic equivalent of “Skynyrd Fried Sabbath” covered in ZZ Top gravy that instantly evokes visions of wood paneling, shag carpeting, weed, and November. In short, DELIVERANCE is the perfect soundtrack to fall.

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(00:01): “Perfect, fucking timing…”/ #introburpASMR / “By this time…when this is aired…”/ #prodcasting or #podcasting / “He may not be able to handle such power…”/ “That’s why THAT dude wears the cape…”/ “Is this shirt slimming?”/ ***Check out the #metalnerderytruckerhat at our merch store at metalnerdery.com/merch ***/ #truckerhat / “I want ‘em to be red…”/ #burgundy / “Yes, please make it bigger…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #WHOA / #ramblyandburpy / “I got a very different flavor…”/ “You did your job if she looked like this afterwards…”/ #fit / “It’s FIT…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Why didn’t they have an #erection?” / #therugs / “Fried rice, rugs, and kung fu…”/ ***To get to #themeatoftheepisode just go to #TheDocket or skip ahead about 30 minutes…*** / #backinsidethemetalagain / #RussellsReflectionsTypeOEdition / “The beauty about art…”/ “That was like a pre-chronicles Chronicles…”/ “How’s the #soberoctober going?” / #checkpoint / “I am on a weight loss journey…”/ #NoBeerNovember / NOTE:  He lied…/ “A little bit of who?”/ “We can have a beverage…” / #ridiots / “It’s an actual word dude, I’d appreciate it if you’d recognize it as such…”/ “Oh for fuck’s sake…does it ever get tiring?”

(12:00): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #blackphilip / “Fuck your face…”/ “Thou’s and Thee’s…”/ #PatriceONealASMR #BlackPhilip / #TheVerdict / “It’s almost like a sour…”/ “These are #glutenfree …”/ “It’s 100% dick…”/ #bubbles / “4 out of 6…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / #onmicburpASMR / “Burps to all of you!”/ #burpsupermix / #correspondence ***GO CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #INSTAGRAM OR #FACEBOOK OR #YOUTUBE AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment / #KenFromConnecticut / #namethatriff / “They’re listening…so they know all the places…people you’re talking to are already listening…”/ ***Leave us a REVIEW and some COMMENTS wherever you get our podcast!!!*** /  #TheYellowAlbum / #Metallica THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFE (Death Magnetic – 2008) / “I think I know the riff he’s talking about…”/ “It’s like dating a 4 and then getting a smoking hot 10…” / #brickwalledmix / “Just play your drums…”/ “Is that what he does best though?” 

(25:35): “I have some #shittah from Adam…”/ #Crisix (Full HD – 2022) / THE MANY LICIT PATHS / “Is that banjo?” / #banjtar / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHITTAH!!! / “Me likey…”/ “Some of us stayed out and rocked our balls off until the wee hours…”/ #JoeRogan #LexFridman #podcastgiants / “You hit pause…and then you come back…”/ “I’ve got a question for you…”/ “Sometimes I kinda like watching them better…”/ ***We’ve got BOLTH!!!*** / “Do you have any NEW reflections?” / NOTE: It was 2 episodes ago. / #uhhhkay / “I think it’s intents and purposes…”/ #intensivepurposes / #HalloweenCandyASMR / “They’ve got #ReesesPeanutButterCup #easycheese …”/ “If it’s the apocalypse, why are you gonna get healthy?” / ***Check out our #Patreon Halloween episode!!!*** / #clicktrack 

(37:37): “Thirty seven minutes in…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  CORROSION OF CONFORMITY – DELIVERANCE / #COC #CorrosionOfConformity #Deliverance #SouthernFriedSabbath / “COC has always been different…” / “Blind was the first…”/ NOTE: It was 1991, not 1990 / “The previous stuff was a lot more hardcore…it was kinda like what #SuicidalTendencies did…”/ “It did not compute…”/ “That’s a good episode idea…”/ #futureepisodeidea / “You’re really writing that down…”/ “I can’t read your writing dude, when’s the last time you got laid?”/ #killeropener HEAVEN’S NOT OVERFLOWING / “First album with Pepper doing all lead vocals…”/ #Preamble / “You know what else has a preamble?” / #learntoswim / “So pubes, basically…they’re the preamble to the vag…”/ #stinkfinger 

(46:26): ALBATROSS (“Break out the weed, man…”) / “Every time I hear this, it’s wood paneling, shag carpets, weed, and fall…”/ “They should do some #LynyrdSkynyrd covers…”/ ***Check out our version of Albatross on metalnerdery.com/doomsicle *** / #goblincockASMR / “We’re all kinda aliens in an earth meat suit…”/ “Would you haunt me with… #onehitwonders?” / #charliehorse / “Don’t you have to ultra flex to get rid of it?”/ #bless / “It’s got that cool stony, doomy vibe…”/ CLEAN MY WOUNDS (“That’s how the story goes…in the land of a thousand No’s…”) / #allthecokelines / WITHOUT WINGS (NOTE: Matt was wrong…what he’s talking about comes later…) / “Very Sabbath…that’s total Vol. 4 style right there…”/ BROKEN MAN (“And don’t they wish they were blessed like you…”) 

(58:27): “Lock the door…he’s fine…”/ SENOR LIMPIO / “It kinda has a different mix…”/ “That’s #ZZTop dude…big time.”/ “You mentioned the ZZ…”/ “New York? Or Finland?” / #TwixASMR / #BillyGibbonsASMR #Busking / MANO DE MONO / “Seven Mary Three?”/ #HandOfOne? / “I’ll do it and send y’all pictures…”/ SEVEN DAYS / “That’s deep…”/ “I need to go on a roadtrip…”/ “Here’s your special whatever…”/ #2121313 / “That exists…it’s a thing…this is it…I feel it in my balls…”/ “Here it comes…”

(1:08:23): “That was a record scratch!” / MY GRAIN / “That’s #southernrock all day…”/ “That’s some busy bass…”/ “I’ve got a revelation…without this version of COC, you could not have #TheSword…”/ #OnTheHunt #LynyrdSkynyrd / DELIVERANCE / “You can practically smell the weed if you sniff hard enough…”/ “ZZ Sabbath…”/ “The movie…is that a horror movie?”/ “It’s scary because…we know people like that…”/ “By the way, ladies…”/ #stopjuststop #pleasestop #itssodifferent / SHAKE LIKE YOU (“Separate by class and keep the middle low…”) / #eclectic #whatsitcalled / SHELTER / NOTE: Every #countrymusicradiostation should play this song / “So once in a while, you’d be better, listening to fools for a change…” / #glamping #Doritos / “If you’ve got Doritos that’s glamping…”/ #RussellsReflectionsCampingEdition / “When the shit goes down, this is my spot…”/ “Anything you work for…you appreciate more…”/ #trolling / “Making fun of the fish?”/ “A four hour tour?”/ “That’s beyond fresh, that’s fraesh!” / #lacesout 

On Friday, October 25th, 2024, we traveled to The Eastern in Atlanta, Georgia for the Saint Lucifer’s Hospital 1920 Tour to see KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL (LIVE!) in concert, and it was everything we wanted and expected it to be: A perfect venue without a bad spot in the house, incredibly killer bands with album perfect production and sound, and absolutely ZERO traces of “party gravy” to be found anywhere on the premises.

Regrettably, we missed show opener NIGHT DEMON because we had to drive “from South Carolina” through Atlanta traffic to get to the venue and the start time of the show was far earlier than we expected, as opposed to back in the day when it was “doors open at 8, show starts at 2:30 am”. 

We have an “UPDATE” from a previous episode regarding “every married man’s fantasy”. It’s time to give some serious thought to the “health trade-off /upgrade dilemma”, because “you know what they say about the 39-year-olds” (“the younger they are, the better they taste”), which is exactly why “you’ve gotta work out and stay in shape” as you get older and JOIN US for a review of KING DIAMOND’s Saint Lucifer’s Hospital 1920 promotional tour (in support of the upcoming new studio album, “The Institute”), featuring OVERKILL and NIGHT DEMON, and find out why it will be worth every penny.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “…as a lube.” / #lasttangoinparis #butterbutthole / “He buttered her butthole…and then he buttered her butthole…”/ “Why get new fans when you can just run ‘em out?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “A little rambly and a little burpy as well…”/ #franklytiresome / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AT BEAUTIFUL BUNKERPOON INTERNATIONAL STUDIOS!!!*** / #nosoundtrack #taketwo #fixitinpost / “Thanks to Billiam…”/ “I’m not a #shittipper …#shittipperalright …”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I grabbed this #GraveyardShiftIPA …”/ “It’s all shaft…that’s the best part…”/ #theverdict / #sevenpercentABV #daydrinkingASMR / “Fruity carpet… a little green.”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP TO THE 20 MINUTE MARK…***

(05:16): “Dude, you’re like a mirror that goes on forever…”/ “I feel like I need to bring over some #Ascension music for the #PatreonShoutout …” / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / “You can do whatever you want…he beat me to it.”/ #blessing / “That’s a lot of M-F’in’s…”/ “How about the correspondences…” / “If you feed it, it grows…”/ #healthtradeoff #testosterone / “I don’t want to…but I seem to finish sooner than necessary…”/ “I saw him doing the knee lifts last night…”/ “Yeah, it’s number 4…”/ #angrymattpodcast / “That’s gold…”/ #angrytaintler / #voicemailsegment / ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT AT #INSTAGRAM & #FACEBOOK & #YOUTUBE AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST & YOU CAN EMAIL US AT [email protected] & YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I hope your dream comes true…”/ #hornsup / ***UPDATE TO THE STORY*** / #breakingnews #TheBunkerpoonReport / “Let’s do another one…”/ #whatsitcalled / #whitetails / “That’s a good thing…”/ “You think they’re into #BDSM?” / “The cuter/younger they are, the better they taste…”/ #markthetime / #okiedokie / #milfdream / “You’ve gotta work out and stay in shape…”/ #BunkerpoonHealthCorner / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #DemonHunter DEFENSE MECHANISM (feat. Max Cavalera) / “It was like 3 a.m. and EVERYTHING is loud…”

(20:00): #TheDocket / “So last night…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL CONCERT REVIEW / #TheEastern / “Very nice… #freeparking…”/ Reflecting on past #Overkill shows / “The whole #FuckYou thing was great…”/ #DontBeAPussy / NOTE:  They’ve got 40 years of shit… / “The sound was perfect…”/ “The bathrooms are clean and nice…” / #partygravy / #insertvomitnoisehere / “What was the place that had a trough?” / “Is this where all the dicks hang out?”/ NOTE:  Actually, it was $18…AND we got shorted a beer / “You know what though…out of fairness…”/ “That’s a far cry from the old days…”/ #NightDemon OUTSIDER (Outsider - 2023) / “That’s like a heavy #KISS…”/ “You wanna grab one more?” / WELCOME TO THE NIGHT (Darkness Remains – 2017) / #softintro / “It’s almost like #victorymetal kinda…but not…”/ “It’s like a weird cross between Paul Stanley and 80’s power metal…”/ “It’s like wearing dirty cowboy boots with a tuxedo…”/ #cowboyboyts

(32:50): #Overkill THE SURGEON (Scorched – 2023) / “His voice still has so much power…he sounded so good…”/ “There was one part…he kept getting higher…”/ ROTTEN TO THE CORE (Feel The Fire – 1985) / #allthecokelines / “I think his voice even sounds better now…”/ #fistfulofsteel #vulgardisplayofmetal / “What was the song that sounded like #GarageDays?” / BRING ME THE NIGHT (Ironbound – 2010) / “It’s almost the same riff…same phrasing…”/ “That’s 80’s metal all day, in your face, in your balls, on your stomach, on your cheeks, on your back…everywhere…”/ “That does sound like Helpless though…”/ FUCK YOU (Fuck You And Then Some – 1996) / “We don’t care what you say…”/ “Is your daughter home?” / #fuckyou / “They need to make that a tour shirt…that should be the name of the next album…”

“Dude, you know you can donate plasm…”

Because of the obvious “Halloween tingle” wafting through the Bunkerpoon, we decided to finish out “the month of Halloween” with a rrrrrevisitation of the grrrrreen tinted, goth infused, Sabbath inspired doom metal druids hailing from Brooklyn, New York known as TYPE-O-NEGATIVE. 

To be fair, “technically” we have already done an INSIDE THE METAL featuring TYPE-O, but that’s been (approximately) 3 years and 10 days ago, and A LOT has changed since then, not only with regard to the world at large but also with the quality of this podcast as well. Having said that, we felt that discussing more TYPE-O-NEGATIVE made perfect sense, as their catalog (and our podcast) is all about “thickness and girth.”

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL!!!  It’s time to put on your “platfoam shoes” and get ready to r-r-r-r-r-roll your R’s while trick or treating with “Tom Johnson” during our “pre-Chronicles Chronicles” Halloween event in the Bunkerpoon Dungeon. Remember that “Summer’s Eve” is not the same as “Summer Breeze”, discover the proper way to prepare “a handheld” and JOIN US via the “Interdimensional Bunkerpoon Portal” as we go (BACK) INSIDE THE METAL (AGAIN) with TYPE-O-NEGATIVE.

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(00:01): “Only when you let me do #buttstuff …”/ #perfecttiming / “Just a minute…”/ “Why is yours always so sticky?”/ #markthetime / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s a button and it’s a tingle…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST HERE IN THE BUNKERPOON DUNGEON!!!*** / #onmicburpASMR / #HalloweenTingle / “This is a #PreChronicles Chronicles…”/ #BritnyFox / “Bass is one thing but guitar!?”/ #TomJohnson / “Somebody’s got the tickles…”/ #HAARP #pollen #ragweed / “I don’t know if it’s period weed or not…”/ #earbook #RHTS / “Ohh noooo….”/ #bunkerpoonportal / “That is NOT the docket…”/ “It’s all the same…”/ “Let’s give him a second…he’s gotta get it worked out…you good buddy?” / #imacowboy / “He’s a tall dude…”/ “Yeah, he had a nine-inch dick…”/ “You don’t lead with that!”/ #RussellsReflectionsEarbookEdition / “Does this motherfucker EVER shut up!?” / #STFU / “Sometimes there is such a thing as bad publicity…”/ #Supergroup #VH1/ “If you could have a wife that’s a #pornstar who would you pick?”/ #stagenames #personalitydisorders / “If I was gonna be #DickTaintler all the time…”/ #AngryDickTaintlerPodcast / “They both gotta be topless…with their buttholes showin’…”/ #buttholehair #butthairholes / “He had a Spanish name…”

(16:45): “So he’s halfway there…” / “Sounds more mobsterish…” / #RussellsReflectionsRepeated / “A week later…he was drowning in poon…”/ ***PATREON SHOUTOUTS!!!*** / #PatreonShoutouts / ***WE THANK OUR PATREONS AND IF YOU’D LIKE TO JOIN US ON THE PATREON, YOU CAN DO SO AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Dude, that’s about the gayest thing you’ve said on this show…”/ “Dude, you know you can donate plasm…”/ #plasma / “I get confused…”/ #gasmplasm or #plasmgasm / ***You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182!!!*** / “What’s the point?” / “What’s weird about it?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #HorrorMovieASMR / “It’s a little late for that…”/ #whatsitcalled? / “It’s low budget, but it’s fun…”/ “There’s gotta be porn…”/ “I got a food thing to share…”/ #ZaxbysTacoReview / “They’re sorta like dicks…”/ #unburdenedbywhathasbeen / “You smear it together…and then you fold and roll…”/ #foodreviewrage / “I don’t want a whole #creampie of sour cream…”/ “That’s why I’ve given up on #Chipotle…”/ #handheld / “#HalloweenDay …really?” / “Remember back in April-ish…”/ #ultrahammered #DamageInc #blackout #backscratch / “It was a gash…”/ “I wasn’t babysitting you…”

(32:24): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  TYPE-O-NEGATIVE – (BACK) INSIDE THE METAL (AGAIN) / “We did an #InsideTheMetal on #TypeONegative 3 years ago…”/ “We missed a bunch of things…” / #InsideTheMetalVolumeTwo / “This is much more #Carnivore than any of their other albums…”/ “What IS the cover on this?” / “What do you wanna hear!?” / Slow, Deep and Hard (1991) / XERO TOLERANCE / “And now, you die!” / #surfmurdermusic / “This is #HalloweenAsFuck right here…”/ “Oh I know what THAT is…”/ “It’s kinda touchy racist…”/ “If they weren’t lying political whores, they would be homeless…”/  The Origin of the Feces (1992) / “It was their #LiveUndead …” / ARE YOU AFRAID?/GRAVITY / “It sounds like #TheMasquerade to me…”/ “I’m just a fireball…”/ “What’s the (guitar) amp on this one?” / “I can see God!” / “It was at #TheInternationalBallroom … the #WREKage benefit…”/ HEY PETE/PARANOID / “This is VERY different than what you’re used to…”

(50:11): Bloody Kisses (1993) / “Let’s pretend your hand’s a penis…”/ “I’ve thought about buying one of those things…” / “When #fuckbots become readily available and affordable…would you get one?” / “It’s doing what she should be doing…”/ MACHINE SCREW / “No #cokelines for that one…that’s a German girl…”/ CHRISTIAN WOMAN #CorpusChristi / “I love the birds…”/ “If they didn’t have keyboards, it’d be a different band…”/ “We do need to play number 5…” / KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE (“Not us, but the rest of ‘em…like 98% of ‘em…”) / “That’s fucking #KISS dude…that song should be called KISS!!!” / BLOOD & FIRE / “The first album was basically the end of #Carnivore and the beginning of Type-O-Negative…

(1:00:28): October Rust (1996) / BAD GROUND (“I get it…”) & UNTITLED / MY GIRLFRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND / “This organ sounds like Halloween…”/ “Maybe a second of the Neil Young cover on here…”/ “Well, so was Summer’s Eve (?)…”/ “They’re not cinnamon, dude…they’re chocolate…”/ CINNAMON GIRL / “WTF happened to your voice?” / “I gotta tell y’all something real quick…”/ “There’s gonna be a #splitter coming out of me later…”/ #ketoflu / “That was a long story to get to ‘this is pollen’…”/ “Well, we’ve all been going back and forth…”/ World Coming Down (1999) / “You’ve gotta open with SKIP IT…”/ “That’s how you top Bad Ground…”/ ALL HALLOWS EVE / “I can totally do it with mucus…”/ #platfoamshoes / “I do…I look amazing.”/ “Across America, black haired tattooed chicks are dropping their panties…”/ “It’s like Halloween Sabbath…”/ “You’re saying they created their own #genre?” / “The 2nd time I did #LSD I was listening to this…”/ CREEPY GREEN LIGHT / “This is your favorite band and you’re destroying this moment…”/ “That’s Halloween all day…”/ “He does it effortlessly…”/ #rollingtheRs / The Least Worst Of (2000) / BLACK SABBATH (FROM THE SATANIC PERSPECTIVE) / “Oh it’s thickness alright…girth, THAT is the sound of #TypeONegative…pure girth…”/ “I like the bubbles…”/ “They’re singing in Latin now…”/ “Name that song, Billiam…” / #KillingYourselfToLive #FairiesWearBoots / “They throw in Sabbath references all day long…they opened the show with #Cornucopia…” / “When he opened for #Danzig…”/ “So when’s the next #Doomsicle song?”

(1:23:11): Life Is Killing Me (2003) / “My dick took out the whole centerfold…”/ “Guys are visual…”/ LESS THAN ZERO (<0) / “Very 70’s…”/ “Bill Withers? STP…?” / HOW COULD SHE? / “It’s like psychedelic keyboards…”/ “He rolls his R’s a LOT, dude…” / “It’s like keyboard sitar…”/ “Dude, you’re a bass player, I wouldn’t expect you to know keyboard stuff…”/ “I like that a lot…”/ NETTIE (“It sounds like The Police…”) / “That’s high singing for #PeterSteele right there…”/ “He’s still doing it, every fucking R!” / #LMAO #RrrrrussellsRrrrreflectionsASMRRRRR / ANGRY INCH / “If you’re gonna poon the peen, you’ve gotta go all the way…”/ “He doesn’t say ‘Oh My God’…”/ “They make everything in the world in #fuckinChina…something China does really really good…”/ “Robots don’t need benefits, they don’t need time off…and you don’t have to tax the robots either…”/ #thenextwave / “It’s like all those fuckers that did #horseshoes …#McDonalds is not a career move…”/ #OhMyGodTotally / “For 10 years I had a great job…”/ “Everybody’s got something that they’re good at…they need to figure out what they’re naturally talented at and go do the fuck out of that!” / #bassoff / “I’ve never had a vehicle that attracted poon…but I think I played bass onstage before Russell did…with #HotCarlson back in the 1900’s…”/ “It’s the best bass…it’s amazing…”/ #markthetime (“We switch off…”) / “That was a Phil version of ‘Walk’ now…”/ “You sang from the tits…you screamed from the tits…”/ “I sounded like Edith from #ArchieBunker…” 

(1:45:18): Dead Again (2007) / “How about the #killeropener?” / DEAD AGAIN / “I don’t remember this song, but I know I’ve heard it…”/ “What has #allthecokelines?” / #PeterSteeleASMR / “She doesn’t seem impressed…”/ SEPTEMBER SUN / #RrrrrASMRrrrr / #LMAOASMRrrrrr / “The R rolling thing…that’s amazing…he does it EVERY fucking song!” / SOME STUPID TOMORROW / “That’s fucking Carnivore!” / #IOI #InOnIt #NeverForget / “If 60’s are any harder than this…can we hurry it up with the….whatever is supposed to wipe us out…?”/ “Nobody gives a shit about her…”/ “Her voice is too screechy…”/ “He’s got an actual…physical problem…”/ #SpasmodicDysphonia / “Can we roll some R’s real quick?” / “He’s kinda like that #Hebrew fella I like so much…”/ “People have forgotten about #FuckJoeBiden…” / ***HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO EVERYONE!!! WE HOPE YOU GET THE “GOOD” CANDY!!!*** / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel

“Are you comparing King Diamond to KISS!?”

KING DIAMOND is the undisputed champion of all things dark & creepy that scarify & terrify throughout the metal multiverse. In our humble opinion, The King should be deemed the official ambassador of Halloween.

Through the use of the creative forces granted unto him by his Scandinavian homeland (and perhaps with a little supernatural assistance for added evilocity), The KING has been unleashing terrifying tales of gothic horror backed by a progressive power metal soundtrack that have been scaring the Hell out of audiences for nearly four decades (even longer if you count his time in Mercyful Fate). There can be no doubt that he is THE premier horror metal storyteller of all time, “The KING” if you will.

When in doubt, always remember The King Diamond Paradox:

“King Diamond IS Mercyful Fate AND Mercyful Fate IS King Diamond!!!”

Get ready for a bit of trivia regarding the music video for “The Family Ghost” and find out which former heavy metal haunt in Atlanta was legitimately (actually) haunted. Understand that it’s always better to go with “a super smart 6 than an ultra dumb 9” because without adequate brainpower, there’s “no bone movies” (especially if she insists on “using her teeth every time”). Discover “the worst part about being married”, pay tribute to the “chili dog queen” and JOIN US for a trip through the gruesome tales of twisted horror from the mind of Hvidovre, Denmark’s metal master of the macabre, KING DIAMOND.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): #herewego / “It always starts with…”/ “Remember that band #TNT…#10000LoversInOne …”/ “…in one…”/ #checkpoint / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST DEEP WITHIN THE BUNKERPOON DUNGEON!!!*** / “I was told that’s actually a genius idea…”/ “You could just not drink Monday through Friday…”/ #GregorianCalendar / “He worked Saturday…Sunday He took the day off…”/ #MetalNerderyPodcast #HeadCageAlbumDive #Anniversary / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #albumcover #ThreeHeadedMonster #ImperialRedAle / “It’s carpet…”/ #eightpointonepercentABV / “#RedStripe is my favorite beer…”/ “That’s like having a girlfriend that just insists on using her teeth…”

(06:13): “What’s been going on, fellas?” / “They NEVER, NEVER flood, they NEVER get rain like that…” / #NorthCarolina #HurricaneHelene #Flooding #HAARP #suddenlyscience / “Call it a #DEW if you want to…”/ “They Maui’d it…”/ #onmicburp / “How’d you figure it out?”/ “They are pure corn syrup…”/ #candycornASMR / “Mark his words…and his time…”/ “Did y’all fist…after?” / #youvegottafist / “We’ve been on FIRE lately!!!” / #comedygoldASMR / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT*** / ***You can JOIN US on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast and you’ll instantly become a #poonmagnet!!!*** / “It’s not part of their name, but we recognize them that way…”/ #HailAndThankYou / “Don’t say dropped…”/ #correspondancees ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT ON THE #SOCIALMEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST, YOU CAN EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #scoobitabosh / “…and play.”/ #BigMac #EmberingEffigy #metalsubgenresASMR #StonerDoom / “I didn’t think of it that way…” / “I always thought #sludgemetal was like #DOWN and #COC but I could be wrong…”

(15:42): “Man, I do…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I had 2 salty dogs before the show…”/ #markthetime / “He just rips peoples faces apart…”/ “Sounds like the #JohnWick of #UFCFighters…”/ #asstech? or #Aztec? / “Saw the new #SalemsLot remake…”/ “Oh, I’ve been #earreading and now I’m on #NothingButAGoodTime …”/ #hairmetal #eightieshairmetalstory / “That was a pretty good #ZakkWylde impression…”/ “You know what’s weird, dude?” / #battleaxeASMR / “Mopple the Hoot…”/ “They keep getting told they’re dinosaur music…”/ #MTV / “That was their viral, in the old days…”/ #wellplayyourshittah / #DreamTheater ***New Album: #Parasomnia in Feb. 2025!!!*** / #AMillionViewsInOneDay NIGHT TERROR / “It’s very Slayer…”/ “It’s metal porn…”/ “Nah, they’ve got some hooks, dude…”/ “Back to the cheesy book I’m reading…”/ “Let me guess, named for #cocaine?”/ “I’ll out-guitar you, bro…I can sweep faster than you…”/ “Did you ever hear that story?” / “We should be saving this gold for #TheChronicles …I kinda thought Bill wanted to do a #KISS #InsideTheMetal …”

(31:31): #TheDocket / “October transforms to Halloween on October 1st …”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  KING DIAMOND – INSIDE THE METAL / “I’m gonna sell ‘em individually…”/ #analbraid / A little backstory regarding our history with #KingDiamond from back in the day / #KingDiamondIsMercyfulFate #MercyfulFateIsKingDiamond / #MattsMiddleSchoolReflectionsASMR / “I bet she’s into anal…”/ Fatal Portrait (1986) / THE CANDLE #killeropener / “Nothing screams Halloween like creepy #pipeorgan music…”/ “Dearly beloved…”/ LURKING IN THE DARK 

(40:00): “There’s not been a lot of #bassplayerabuse over the last few episodes…”/ “We should watch a movie…”/ Abigail (1987) / “That’s actually more thrashy…”/ ***GO CHECK OUT OUR #ABIGAIL AND #THEM ALBUM DIVES, AS WELL AS OUR #MERCYFULFATE EPISODE*** / This #onmicburp brought to you by #Culvers / THE 7TH DAY OF JULY 1777 #softintro / “This is one of my Top 20 all time albums…”/ “If you could only have ONE album, what would it be?”/ “Dude, that was brutal…”/ “Never picked this up until literally yesterday…if you watch the video, he’s inside the #pentagram …”/ “Them” (1988) / “It’s pretty black and white…”/ “It’s off-putting for sure…” / “Are you comparing #KingDiamond to #KISS !?”/ “His songs are…horror stories…”/ “Did you ever hear the story about his haunted apartment in Denmark?” / #allegedly / “That would be eerie…”/ #HauntedBunkerpoon / TWILIGHT SYMPHONY / “It’s the super #AJFA treatment…it’s got no bottom…”/ “He’s got hooks…”/ “If this had Abigail’s production…”/ Conspiracy (1989) / AKA Part II of “Them” / SLEEPLESS NIGHTS / ***NOTE:  Mikkey Dee actually did play drums on Conspiracy, NOT Snowy Shaw***/ “Would you wanna have a graveyard in your backyard?”

(54:39): The Eye (1990) / “Ooh, wow…the plot…”/ ***NOTE:  Remember, almost every King Diamond album is a complete story aka #conceptalbum *** / “Killer opener has #allthecokelines …”/ EYE OF THE WITCH / “What’s the #cokelinerunnerup for this?” / “Now, every now and then…if they didn’t have the creepy organ…and if it was a hair metal singer…”/ “I’m still not sure what the fuck they (#Ghost) are…”/ 1642 IMPRISONMENT / “I kinda feel like that whole area influences each other…”/ The Spider’s Lullabye (1995) / “They freak you out with their freaked outness…”/ “They come through the drains…”/ “It’s got a pretty substantial coke line inventory…I’m feeling groovy…just a touch of goodness…”/ #PreChroniclesASMR / FROM THE OTHER SIDE / “I don’t think I’ve ever said that…”/ “Just so you know…”/ “I think you need to have it with you…you can’t say locked and loaded…”/ “Wouldn’t that be cool…can you imagine King Diamond in a cowboy hat!?” / THE SPIDER’S LULLABYE / “That’s fucking heavy…”/ “Soundtrack to your death…”/ ***Let the record show…*** 

(1:07:46): The Graveyard (1996) / “I like the purple…the darker purple…the indigo, violet, bluish purple…”/ #monochrome / “I know what she feels like now…”/ “Pretty much every song on here has #allthecokelines …”/ THE GRAVEYARD & BLACK HILL SANITARIUM / “If I start turning blue, you know what to do…a handy would probably work…”/ “What are you doing?”/ “Now this one sounds like #AJFA…”/ TRICK OR TREAT #yeahyeah / #RussellsReflectionsNonSequiturASMR / “That’s just #squirting for men…”/ Voodoo (1998) / “If he wrote a horror novel, I’ll bet it would be awesome…”/ “LOA” HOUSE  / “That’s like old school King right there…”/ VOODOO / “Did you just refer to me as The White Devil?” / #AceVenturaASMR / “They’re eating the dogs…” / “The voodoo drums…”

(1:22:22): “This is an interesting title…”/ House Of God (2000) / “That was a joke, btw…”/ “I found out…if she falls asleep after sex AND she snores…”/ “Oh you’re talking about someone I know…”/ “WTF is wrong with you, dude?” / #chilidogqueen / #LMAO / “Dude, that’s his line…”/ FOLLOW THE WOLF / “Prog plus power metal…”/ HOUSE OF GOD / “Dude, you drive a Nigerian Mustang, please shut up…”/ BLACK DEVIL / “Risin’ up…”/ “Hey little sister…”/ Abigail II: The Revenge (2002) / “Fifteen years later…”/ “There’s no end, dude…”/ THE STORM (“Thunder is the sound of lightning…”) / “That’s power metal…”/ MOMMY / “That makes my throat hurt when he sings like that…”

(1:35:42): The Puppet Master (2003) / “You make-a movie?”/ “All my problems are up here, not down there…”/ “She has a friend that listens to us…”/ “So she ‘dates’ him when he comes to town…so basically I need somebody to ‘date’…it’s called #FWB or a #ServiceAgreement …”/ THE PUPPET MASTER (“This almost sounds like #Dethklok somehow…”) / “You make-a movie…”/ #Shhhhhh / “The hottest girl on planet earth…if she’s not got some brainpower going on… it’s #nobonemovies …”/ “I’d rather go with a super smart 6 than an ultra dumb 9…”/ BLUE EYES (#perfecttiming #onmicburpASMR) / “We’ve reached the end of the road…” / “It’s early in the schedule I believe…btw, do you say schedule or schedule?” / #StewieASMR / “With her hair up like that, her nails should be like 8 feet long…”/ “I gotta be careful how I say this…”/ “The worst part about being married…”/ #blackisslimming / “Who was who?”/ “I just painted a very bad picture…”/ Give Me Your Soul…Please (2007) / “The cokeline inventory has dropped precipitously…”/ GIVE ME YOUR SOUL / “I’m not sure how I feel about it…”/ The Institute (TBA – 2025) / “That means tits, butts, and asshole…”/ “He did that song with #Volbeat … Did y’all ever hear that?” / ROOM 24 / “Dear King Diamond…”/ #finmark / “What’s a Vol?” / “We can’t end on a Volbeat song…”/ MASQUERADE OF MADNESS / “I kinda feel like you need the album art and the story…it’s like talking about 4 pages out of The Stand or something…”/ #TheDarkTower ties into all the other ones / “Dude, you did a twofer…can you do it again?”/ “Apparently the #OldMasquerade in Atlanta was (very) haunted…” / “Two 2 hour episodes, back to back…”/ “Ohhh…The Chamber…”/ “We’re like right there…” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! GO SEE KING DIAMOND ON TOUR WITH OVERKILL!!! / #untilthenext #nerdout #outroreel

“They’re the Toto of metal…”

In keeping with the Halloween centric theme of October, obviously we’ve got to talk about “devil music”, and what better band to represent “the devil stuff” than GHOST, who’s not at all bashful about their utilization of Satan for inspiration.

Imagine the mysteriousness of Blue Oyster Cult, but “kinda more metal, and sorta satanic a little bit”. While not overtly hateful or evil per se (as far as “devil music” goes), there is certainly a dark, otherworldly, and strangely hypnotic aesthetic to GHOST. With music containing powerful melodies & catchy hooks and lyrics incorporating a liberal infusion of “the devil stuff” (not to mention the eerie imagery, including a satanic pope and several Nameless Ghouls), listeners may experience a “flavor clash” from the resulting sonic incongruity as the music of GHOST is “kinda happyish but their lyrics are the exact opposite.”

Before engaging in anything remotely fun (especially if it includes a third wheel), be sure “the math is right” ahead of time and remember that the formula is “half your age plus 7” (either way). Go ahead and crack open a can of “coconut key lime pie” and understand that even though we may have to “Ixnay on the Its-tay”, realize that Baphomet definitely has some “strong C’s” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with the mysteriously mesmerizing sounds of Linkoping, Sweden’s GHOST.

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(00:01): “I felt kinda weird…”/ “ANYBODY could be a bass player…”/ “Ed and Lorraine Warren…”/ “All bitches do that…I don’t know why bitches do that…bitches are confusing…”/ #genreverse / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #OlanMillsDay / #GrindEspressoShot (“From bean to bar…”) / “The man in the canoe?”/ #sittingontheirW / “I’ve never been around that man and NOT laughed my balls off…”/ #tobefair / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “You did that like a bass player…”/ #whatshistits / #boobee / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Beetlejuice #OutOfOrder #fivepercentABV #RareBrewing / “An ass full of shit?”/ “That looks like an alien came in a can…”/ #TheVerdict / “It’s a coconut key lime pie…”/ “It’s a dessert beer…”

(10:05): “Hold on a second…”/ “You don’t hear that very much anymore…”/ “They’re very confusing…but they have #theentertainmentcenter …”/ “Would you not!?”/ “I gotta say this, right now…”/ #morange / “She’s a lovely and talented person…”/ “You take something so pretty…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / ***Come JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #seventiespornasshole / “They might…”/ “The first time I experienced a #themthey moment…”/ #Constantine / “It is a them/they…”/ “Baphomet’s got tits and a cock…”/ “Those are strong C’s…those look like 18 year old, perky…”/ “Ix-nay on the its-tay…”/ #spankbank #harddrive / “Then it would be creepy, yes…”/ “It’s about to get worse…”/ #AgeOfConsent is super weird / “Skating rink!?”/ “Either it’s legal or its not…”/ “We don’t need that kinda push…”/ “You take half your age and add 7…that’s okay…”/ #onmicburpASMR / “Okay, what about the other way? Half your age plus 7…the ‘OTHER’ way…?”/ “She’s probably blind…at that age…you could pay somebody…” / #callback / “You’re a genius dude…you should do comedy…”

(22:51): “Okay, so it’s not that great of a story…”/ “I feel like you guys hate on #Deftones…”/ “There’s this smokin’ hot chick…”/ “She tells my wife…”/ “Apparently the girl went into detail…”/ “Can I tag on?” / “The math’s wrong…”/ “You’re normally not invited to something like that…”/ #standupcomedyASMR / “I’ve got a save as version…I’m wearing the mask, so it’s fine…”

(29:40): HIT US UP on the #socialmedia at #instagram and #facebook and #youtube (and also, now on #TikTok) and email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemailsegment / #godbelow regarding #Patreon and the #Godsmack episode / “Holy shit, dude, he just showed me a picture…”/ “It might be worth rolling the dice…for that…”/ #LMAO / “I recognize this number…”/ “We got one more…”/ #pissingpostASMR / “I like it when you guys get political…”/ #TheTriangle aka #ThePoliticalPentagram / #unredacted / “All you’re doing is changing the name, right?” 

(35:42): “Do we have a docket?” / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  GHOST / “Is it this?” / #RayParkerJr #Ghostbusters / “Welcome to 80’s Nerdery…”/ “I don’t know the whole B.C. thing…”/ #Ghost #GhostBand / “He shits on everything, dude…”/ “Imagine #BlueOysterCult but kinda more metal and sorta satanic a little bit…”/ #TobiasForge is like the Dave Mustaine of #Ghost …/ “They had a vag in the group…”/ “T’s and D’s…”/ “It’s like a #ScoobyDoo episode…”

(41:30): Opus Eponymous (2010) / CON CLAVI CON DIO / “That’s kinda creepy…”/ “What are you trying to say?” / SATAN PRAYER / “It sorta fucks with your head…the music is sorta happy…but the lyrics are the exact opposite…”/ RITUAL / “Watch him become a god…”/ “It’s like they made Satanism hooky…”/ “I’m not sure how to take it…”/ #incongruent / “These are happy devil dudes…”

(48:28): Infestissumam (2013) / “Wait, which one?” / “Y’all know what #thecollar is right?” / #turtleneck / DEPTH OF SATAN’S EYES / “His voice is almost mesmerizing in a way…”/ #numberonehitsingle / YEAR ZERO / “There’s a part in the middle…”/ GHULEH/ZOMBIE QUEEN / “Today Satan’s gonna be talking about his emotions through piano…”/ “I love #ghoulash…”/ “It’s like #HalloweenPinkFloyd …”

(55:42): Meliora (2015) / “They are kinda doom metal…”/ #killeropener SPIRIT / “That’s Halloween…”/ #dangole / “It’s also got chugs…”/ FROM THE PINNACLE TO THE PIT / “This is probably one of their more metal songs…”/ #triumphmetal / “How can you not like it?” / “It’s #happydevilmusic …”/ “Seriously!?” / CIRICE / “That’s kind of a Slayer riff…”/ “What’s not to like?”/ #beautifullymusically / “Where do you come up with this?” / “If you took those lyrics and that subject matter and changed every song title…” / #shockrock / #Quayer #Sleen / “Have you ever seen #Sleen in concert?”/ “She’s #Frasian …she’s #CanadianFrasian…”

(1:07:09): “I like that word…#macabre…”/ #ElviraMistressOfTheDark #whatshertits #ElvirasMovieMacabre / “Don’t scoff, dude…let me have my moment…”/ “I didn’t know her hair was fake for years…”/ Prequelle (2018) / RATS / “It’s not a question, it’s a statement…”/ WITCH IMAGE / “It’s hard to describe…” / “It’s got all the ‘other’ cokelines…”/ DANCE MACABRE / “It’s 80’s, big time…”

(1:15:39): Impera (2022) / “Like #VoltronSatan?”/ KAISARION / “I told ya it got happier…”/ “It’s a superhero song…”/ “I don’t know how to digest it…it’s the mixture of the two that’s so weird for me…”/ “I had a good mayonnaise sandwich…”/ CALL ME LITTLE SUNSHINE / “They’re #TheTotoOfMetal …”/ “This one’s pretty #evilish …”/ TWENTIES / “Let’s give it a second…”/ DARKNESS AT THE HEART OF MY LOVE (VAG) / “This is actually a beautiful song…which means Bill’s going to hate it…”/ “I know how to take #Slayer …I know how to take #KingDiamond …”/ “The music and the vocals (subject matter) are light years apart…”/ #incongruity / #boxless / Popestar (2016) / SQUARE HAMMER / “It’s the hooks…”/ “Oh, what is this?”/ #recordscratch / “I bet you they’re way better live…”/ “The devil stuff gets you in the door…but the show keeps you coming back…”/ “It’s almost like if #KISS had talent…”/ “I went and saw ‘em in ’96…”/ “I’m sure their show is WAY better than #KISS…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “The #Chronicles are coming…”/ “It seems like you’re madder than he is…”/ “She’d break your back, dude…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel

Upon descending deep down into the dank, cavernous darkness of the Bunkerpoon Dungeon, there’s a mysterious change in atmosphere that instantly transforms the entire month of October into Halloween, with all of the usual suspects present and accounted for: witches and wizards, ghosts and goblins, vampires, werewolves, reapers, reptiles, and even a little bit of good natured “Halloween themed psychic fisting” thrown in for good measure to make everything as authentically creepy as possible.

Halloween season conjures thoughts of misty mornings, the enjoyment of fresh greenery, and visions of vast landscapes filled with leafless, haunted trees towering high above a multicolored blanket of fallen, lifeless leaves. In addition, the Halloween season helped trigger numerous discussions regarding the creepiest songs from the greatest bands throughout the entirety of the metal spectrum as well as some thoughtful “vampire adjacent” meal prep for when Vlad just wants to get out of the city and go camping in the woods for the weekend.

Get ready to “put on a Russ mask and take one for the team” and prepare to behold some spooky on-mic burps that made the cut along with a hefty portion of “bone-in” comedy gold resulting in the enjoyment of “roast beef sandwiches on the beach”. Discover “the ultimate vampire song”, break out that good “adult” Halloween candy (the kind that Trick or Treaters will NEVER be fortunate enough to receive), and be sure to pay homage to “Macho Pichu” before you JOIN US for our 2-hour HALLOWEEN 2024 SUPER SPECIAL.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “Yeah, keep that door open…”/ #idontfeelverygood / “Do you think it’s possible…to get blown out of proportion?” / #listentothatASMR / #vagmouth / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “We did that a LOT on that last episode…” / #metalnerderyanime / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “It’s very comic book-ish…”/ #MasonAleworks #SevenPointOneABV #NightmareFuel #TheVerdict / “It’s got the…new carpet aroma…”/ ***You can see the #albumcover of the beer if you go to the website at metalnerdery.com ***/ #revoongepoon / “I’m probably gonna do #SoberOctober and possibly beyond…we’ll see.”/ #kettlebells / “That’s just holding on to big balls with handles…”/ #Frasian

(7:07): ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET TO THE DOCKET, JUST GO FIND #THEDOCKET *** / PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! (***You can join us on #patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***) / “He was the first caller…” / “Selling off their balls and their ass and their arms…”/ #lawnseats / “It sounded Frasian…”/ “I just need a hole…my hand is not enough…”/ #RussellsReflectionsAfterDarkASMR / “All of a sudden, I got a tit…”/ #nicetits #whatshistits / “Nice breasts…”/ “And yours aren’t bad either, dude…”/ #upperbodynudity / #correspondencees ***COME JOIN US ON THE SOCIALS AT #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE AND EMAIL US AT [email protected] AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #voicemailsegment #BobFromOhio #onmicburpASMR / “We get a tit, now we get a but…”/ “She might have been influenced by Steve Vai’s tits a little…” / #whatshertits / “We’ve got one more…”/ #Trip6 #BonJohnson and the translation…/ #CantBeLoudEnough 

(22:32): “Speak your name…”/ “Can you imagine what it smelled like down there?” / #youmakeamovie / #CantBeRoudEnough / #RussellsReflectionsBobsBurgersEditionASMR / “I don’t even think he says #OMG …”/ “When they loved him…before he was President…”/ “Is he Frasian?” / “I already fucked ‘em on Yelp…”/ “You got the giant bone…it was THAT thick…and THAT big…it said ‘bone in’…we’re eating roast beef the rest of the week…”/ #droppingbars #comedygoldASMR / “It was 3 ½ inches thick…”/ #RussellsReflectionsVacationEditionASMR #SeaScreamer / “Yeah, they complained, we can’t do that anymore…”

(33:37): “Shall we get into a docket of sorts?” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: HALLOWEEN 2024 / “I felt bad…I was gonna suggest that…”/ #letsfist / #psychicfisting / “It’s marked…”/ #Metallica – OF WOLF AND MAN (Metallica (The Black Album) – 1991) / “I never knew what he was saying there…”/ “Can you fast forward…to that creepy middle part?” / “Let the record show…one of the few moments of double bass on this album…”/ #onmicburpASMR / #werewolves / “I found something yesterday that was really fucking cool…”/ “This is a killer name and an even better album cover…”/ #SaintKarloff – PSYCHEDELIC MAN (Paleolithic War Crimes – 2023) / “I’m sensing an #albumdive in the extreme near future…”/ “It’s like #Danzig singing for #TheSword …”/ “Speaking of…”/ “Bone cave escape?” / #BoneTomahawk / #TheSword – TRES BRUJAS (Warp Riders – 2010) / ***IF ANYONE HAS CAUGHT ONE OF THE RECENT #SLAYERREUNION SHOWS PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW THAT WAS!!!*** / “He probably does yoga every day…and crossword puzzles…”

(46:23): “Reaper is more Halloweenish to me…”/ “Whatever dude, it’s for the Feds…”/ #threehelicopters / #conspiracytheoryASMR / #BOC #BlueOysterCult – GODZILLA (Spectres – 1977) / “I said hawk…”/ #byrequest / “I was trying to open it up…”/ “Reapers have more to do with Halloween than Godzilla…”/ (DON’T FEAR) THE REAPER (Agents of Fortune – 1976)…specifically the creepy middle part… / #MaryReilly / “If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell…” / “Let’s check it out…” / #ElectricWizard – SATANIC RITES OF DRUGULA (Witchcult Today – 2007) / “The entire whole…”/ “What about these guys?” / #TheBlackDahliaMurder – NOCTURNAL (Nocturnal – 2007) / “This is classic metal…” / “It’s almost like #Death in a way…”/ #CradleOfFilth – FUNERAL IN CARPATHIA (Dusk…And Her Embrace – 1996) / “That was like the #KISS of the 90’s…”/ #bloodandfire / “Did it make it better for you?” / “To me they were like #Spiderman on #TheElectricCompany …”/ “That’s a weird visual, dude…” / “You can use the word ‘black’, sir…”/ “It’s a Nigerian Mustang…

(1:02:43): “I’ve got one…”/ #TheAccused – SCARED OF THE DARK, MADDEST STORY EVER TOLD, LIGHTS OUT AND THE HEARSE / “It’s like going from a sprint to a walk to a sprint…”/ “One more, while we’re there…”/ “These fellas did a lot of LSD…”/ “He wrote ‘Two Ass Sides’…”/ “How about a little King Diamond?” / #KingDiamond –HAUNTED (Fatal Portrait – 1986) / “Something about that album cover creeps me out…”/ “I read somewhere that King Diamond (the band) is WAY more satanic than Mercyful Fate…” / #KingDiamondIsMercyfulFate #MercyfulFateIsKingDiamond / “It’s vampire related, but I’m gonna wait…”/ HALLOWEEN / “Sometimes, vampires like to get out of the city and go camping…”/ #vampirejerky #vampiretrailmix / “What’s the scariest vampire movie you ever saw?” / “That’s like Golden Corral being open 24/7…”/ #BramStroker #Cockula / “Is that a vampire movie?”

(1:17:35): “You guys know this one?” / #TypeONegative – WOLF MOON (October Rust – 1996) / “Would you bang a girl on her period?” / #littleredridinghood / “Put on a Russ mask…take one for the team…”/ “It’s the ultimate vampire song…” / #TypeONegative – SUSPENDED IN DUSK (Bloody Kisses – 1993-DigiPak) / “This is ultra doom…”/ “Holy shit, that’s slow!” / “Is that too slow for you?” / “The only thing slower and creepier than that is their cover of #BlackSabbath …”/ “What about…this?” / #Slayer –BLACK MAGIC (Show No Mercy – 1983) / “There’s always room…for a little Slayer…”/ “Can we at least get to the scream part?” / “What kind of medicated lotion would you use for dick itch and/or ringworm?” / #Death – ZOMBIE RITUAL (Scream Bloody Gore – 1987) / “I already have it pulled up…if you’ve got it pulled up, show us!” / #BloodFeast – VAMPIRE (Kill For Pleasure – 1987) 

(1:33:31): “I didn’t know if he knew how to spell it…” / #Opeth – GHOST OF PERDITION (Ghost Reveries – 2005) / “It’s like haunted house #DreamTheater …”/ “Get to about 5:50ish…” / #futureepisodeidea #favoritepartsofsongs / “Every time I hear it, I come a little bit…”/ #TopFiveBandsEvah / “If you could pick one band for a year…that would be the band.”/ “How many is that?” / “It doesn’t matter…”/ “Ladies, if you want to send us pictures of you wearing a cowboy hat…”/ #Megadeth – THE CONJURING – (Peace Sells...But Who’s Buying? – 1986) / “Can you imagine this song with today’s production?” / “The master of riffs…”/ “Were you more creeped out by the song title or was it after you read the lyrics?”/ “They never spiked #TheDevilMeter for me…”/ “I gotta write that down…”/ #theymakeamovie / “The gay doesn’t scare me…they’re people too…” / “The P’s don’t get a letter…” / #RobZombie – DRAGULA (Hellbilly Deluxe – 1998) / “Strangling the worm…”/ “You got the stripper song pulled up?” / “That’s a great line…”/ “He’s one of those wrestler dudes…” / “Macho picho?” / LIVING DEAD GIRL / “You can smell the glitter…and the lotion…”/ “What are you thinking about?” / “I hate to say it…I have a boner…I wanna bang a goth girl…” / “Morange?” / “Y’all were talking…”/ #terribletiming / “Wait til you’re 21…you too, YOU wait til you’re 21…”/ #homecoming / “We almost made it to 2 hours…one more song…”/ “Here’s a question: if you had to pick a Zeppelin song that was Halloween or evil…”/ “An October misty morning and wizards with weed…”/ “Let the record show that Russell reached for #TheTonyMartinEra of Sabbath…”/ “That first album is basically a Halloween album…”/ “I have to admit something to you guys…”/ #markthetime / “You know how those German girls get down…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR OUR 2-HOUR HALLOWEEN SUPER SPECIAL!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

You can enjoy vintage Metal Nerdery Halloween content by checking out the following episodes: 

Halloween 2022 (10/27/2022)

Horror Metal / Halloween Metal (10/29/2020)

“It’s all the same…only the names will change…”

Sometimes, just like with “identical” twins, identifying the differences between subgenres can be difficult. Sure, they may seem the same, but there are subtle differences between the two that make them unique as individuals. Similarly, as with the “speed metal vs thrash metal” debate which has persisted since the 80’s, so continues the everlasting debate between Stoner and Doom metal:  

Are they the same? Or are they different? 

And if they ARE different, then WHAT is the difference?

In short, both Stoner AND Doom metal trace the source of each of its respective origins back to Black Sabbath, with each possessing an arsenal of crushing riffs, tuned down guitars, and slow, heavy, trudging tempos. But if there were a single distinction to draw the line between these two subgenres, then that line has to be within the lyrical subject matter, as shown by the following logic*:

IF drug references, THEN stoner metal. 

IF not, THEN doom metal. 

Prepare yourself for an onslaught of Nerdery off shoots, including the forthcoming (as yet to be started) “Angry Matt” podcast, prepare for our upcoming “Bon Jovi album dive”, stick around for our sandwich segment on “Sandwich Nerdery”, including a rant-filled accusation against a former sandwich giant who was wrongly accused of wreaking gastrointestinal havoc with their “muffalotta” and JOIN US as we attempt to get to the heart of the matter at hand with STONER DOOM METAL VOL. 7:  THE SEARCH FOR DOOM

*While we’re well aware that this is not an exact science and our logic may seem a tad “dirty sloppy”, it’s the best we could do given the circumstances.

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(00:01): “I don’t know if I could do the #meatsuit…”/ #Rawbanger sounds cool…/ #RussellsReflectionsHorrorMovieASMR #Longlegs / “That doesn’t even look like him…”/ “My didn’t talk like that…”/ “WTF does feet have to do with #buttcancer?” / #lookitup / “If I could do that, I could do yoga…”/ “That means it sucks…”/ “Axe in the back…”/ “I can’t watch #thetrailer…”/ “Are there any more funny movies being made?”/ “You can taste the alcohol in it, that’s all…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO FIND #THEDOCKET…*** / “It would have been a perfect time to #markthetime…”/ #LGFT #TankDog #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “World has too many #probrems … open #Winder…”/ #outofcontext / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN CRYSTAL CLEAR BLURRY TECHNICOLOR…*** / #pictureday / #NewRealmBrewery #TheVerdict #HazyImperialIPA / “You know what a 96 is?” / “The dumbest sex position in the history of sex…”/ #snooch / “It’s not the right angle…”/ #PornoNerdery #CountryNerdery #RapNerdery #FoodNerdery #FoodPornoNerdery

(12:50): “I wanna say this…#Publix has some good subs.”/ #RussellsReflectionsDeliDangerASMR / #JerseyMikes / “WTF happened to #Quiznos…?”/ “I exploded out of both ends…”/ “I wished the toilet had handles…”/ #LMFAOASMR / “Every restaurant has its own aroma…”/ “What about #Schlotzskys?” / “OMG, I just totally fucked up!” / #SorryQuiznos / “It was the #Muffalotta…”/ #SandwichNerdery / “Time stamp this…”/ #vomitdrawer / “Have we talked about this for 20 minutes at least?” / “Okay, quick vomit question…”/ #weirdtinglies / “Quarterly, at least…”/ “It’s not a good tingle…it’s not like a #heattingle …”/ “You’ve GOTTA take it there…”/ “Hand over mouth…and then you accidentally swallow a little bit…”/ #talesofvomitusASMR

(22:31): “How about #correspondencees…?” / “So going forward…”/ “Dude, we need to do a #BulletBoys episode…”/ ***COME JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #PatreonShoutout / “For less than the price of a pack of cigarettes…”/ #BunkerpoonAfterDark / #impromptu / ***You can email us at [email protected] AND on the #socialmedia at #Facebook and #Instagram and #YouTube AND YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment #BigMac #EmptyPromises #EmberingEffigy / “It’s EMPTY promises…”/ “Oh, I’m sorry…#BramStroker…”/ “It’s all the same…only the name will change…”/ #BonJoviAlbumDive / “Always late to the party…”/ #standuphostility / “You could have your own podcast…you COULD get laid…that would help…”/ #AngryMattPodcast / “I’ll sit in here and listen to that…”/ “Oh it would blow past us…”/ #daretodream

(30:28): “You got any reflections Russell?” / “He could just do it from his house…”/ #TikTokASMR / “If you do #TikTok you’ve gotta be a #Kommunist and…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBedtimeEdition / “Is that shocking to you?” / “Here’s the best part…so then I go and I…strip…”/ #strippermusicASMR / #recordscratch / “It’s a thing, apparently…”/ “Here’s what I do…I just turn everything off…and boom…”/ “#BobRoss is #HumanXanax …” / #RussellsReflectionsNitaStraussEdition / “There’s tons of awesome guitar players now…but in the 80’s…there weren’t as many as there are now…”/ “Why can women do that? A dude can’t do that…”/ #uhhhkay / “Forty-one minutes in…”/ #themthey are growing #metalnerderypodcast / “That was #cathartic …” / “It’s not ALL the time…”

(41:24): #TheDocket / “It’s rainy outside, it’s gloomy, and it’s doomy…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  STONER DOOM METAL VOL. VII – THE SEARCH FOR DOOM / “I like #HatefulMatt …”/ ***Vol. VI was our 4/20 Super special…***/ #DoomMetal / “How is Doom metal different than Stoner metal? How would you articulate the difference?” / #AcidMammoth / “All of it reverts back to #BlackSabbath …”/ “I remember hearing #Candlemass on #WREKage…” CANDLEMASS – SOLITUDE (Epicus Doomicus Metallicus – 1986) / “That’s the heaviest acoustic guitar I’ve ever heard…”/ “That’s not what I think of when I think of doom…”/ “Sabbath is the beginning, they are the #AlphaAndTheOmega…they’re #bolth…”/ #Pentagram PENTAGRAM – SIGN OF THE WOLF (Relentless – 1985) / DYING WORLD / “I got one, but I know for sure it’s doom as fuck…” / #Solace (“Put in ‘Further’…”) SOLACE – BLACK UNHOLY GROUND (Further – 2000) / “That almost sounds stonerish…”/ “This is doom to me…”/ #ElectricWizard ELECTRIC WIZARD – FUNERALOPOLIS (Dopethrone – 2000) / “It’s #bolth…” / #StonedMorose / “I’m sorry, what?” / “You always wanna fist…”/ “So far, I’ve not yet heard the vocals you’re talking about…” / “Have you ever heard of #Pallbearer Russell?” / PALLBEARER – I SAW THE END (Heartless – 2017) / “It’s like #MaidenDoom…#DoomMaiden…”/ “It’s like slowed down #Mastodon…” / “What about…that?” #Goatess GOATESS – MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST (Purgatory Under New Management – 2016) / “Very #Sabbath vocals…” / “This IS more doomy than stoner…it’s close.” / “Where’s the REAL difference, though? / #speedmetal vs #thrashmetal / “Obviously #weed is a reference to #stonermetal…”

(1:00:14): #TypeONegative TYPE-O-NEGATIVE – RED WATER (October Rust – 1996) / #ChristianKisses / “This album makes me wanna bang #gothchicks…”/ “Does your wife know any cute single goth chicks?” / “How about #Winter that sounds like a good name…” / WINTER – INTO DARKNESS / #notontheboat / “I hope it’s not 5 minutes in for the vocals…”/ #metronome / #awwwwwwwmannnnnnn / “He finally found one…”/ “That’s as doomy as doom gets…”/ #Cathedral CATHEDRAL – HOPKINS (THE WITCHFINDER GENERAL) (The Carnival Bizarre – 1995) / “It’s like a heavier #WASP in a way…”/ “That would be stoner metal to me…”/ #ParadiseLost / “See, that’s the control we have…”/ PARADISE LOST – ENCHANTMENT (Draconian Times – 1995) / “You know what a #pianoplayer is don’t you?  It’s a #pianist…” / “Is #Evanescence #doommetal?” / “It’s like a happier Type-O…” / “I bet her poon is sticky and sloppy…”/ #Windhand WINDHAND – ORCHARD (Soma – 2013) / “The #albumcover is awesome…just take a picture of the woods in black and white…” / “This is a lot like Acid Mammoth…it’s #bolth…”/ ***Stoner Metal Volume VII: The Search For Doom Metal*** / #thrashmetal vs #speedmetal / “What’s #speedmetal?” / “Really? That’s #progressivemetal bro…”/ “It’s not #dirtysloppy…”/ “Dirty sloppy HOW?” / “Gurl, you trippin’…”/ “It’s not as clean and crisp…”/ “The next album…is more thrashy…than this one…”/ “Dopesmoker!?” / “Maybe WE create the line…when the album’s about smoking weed, that’s #stonermetal. When it’s not but it sounds like that, #doommetal…”/ “If they’re not talking about weed or drugs, it’s doom…”/ #tresleches 

(1:15:28): “That’s the most common difference…” / #subjectmatter / “Let’s grab another one here…”/ #NovembersDoom NOVEMBER’S DOOM - PLAGUE BIRD (Hamartia – 2017) / “That’s doom, right?” / “It’s #Halloweeny…”/ “She thinks #ACDC is #redneckrock…”/ #BlackSabbath  “This band is the #GodOfDoomMetal …”/ BLACK SABBATH – ELECTRIC FUNERAL (Paranoid – 1970) / “That’s not doom…this song is absolutely doom…”/ #PaganAltar PAGAN ALTAR – CRY OF THE BANSHEE (Mythical & Magical – 2006) / “This sounds like #victorymetal…#victorydoom…”/ #Esoteric ESOTERIC – THE ORDER OF DESTINY (The Maniacal Vale – 2008) / “There you go!” / #doomvocalsASMR / “Sasquatch on lead vocals…”/ “Those vocals sounded like the #growlyvoice from #MikaelAkerfeldt of #Opeth…”

(1:23:32): “I’m wrong, I’m wrong, totally wrong…”/ #TheObsessed THE OBSESSED – BROTHER BLUE STEEL (Lunar Womb – 1991) / “He’s eating a person…”/ “This is NOT doom…”/ “You wanna hear a fun fact?” / #Spotify / “The #micropenis of pizza…”/ “You’re getting a mushroom on the pie…”/ #UncleAcidAndTheDeadBeats UNCLE ACID AND THE DEADBEATS – DEATH’S DOOR (Blood Lust – 2011) / “That’s fuckin’ Bon Scott, dude…that’s harmony Bon Scott…”/ “Should we do one more and call it quits?” / #itsnotdoom #TheSword THE SWORD – THE WARP RIDERS (Warp Riders – 2010) / “They’re close…I think we’ve established that doom and stoner are #incestuous …” / #BonJoviASMR / “Are they stoner or are they doom?” #ILoveGoblinCock #GoblinCock #GoblinCore GOBLIN COCK – WE’VE GOT A BLEEDER (Come With Me If You Want To Live! – 2008) / “Did Goblin Cock break the mold?” / #incessuous #StonerDoomMetalVolumeSevenTheSearchForDoom / “It’s all the same…only the names will change…”/ #BonJoviAlbumDive / “That’s top tier bass material right there…”/ “Mainly because they wore cowboy hats in the video…”/ #steelhorse / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! IF ANY OF YOU CAN TELL US THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STONER METAL AND DOOM METAL OR IF YOU HAVE ANY SHOW IDEAS, #DINGUS AND #PINGUS !!!*** / #outroreel

“That’s NOT how you eat a chili dog…”

The allure of SHOCK ROCK is, has been, and always will be the LIVE component of it; being at the show and viscerally experiencing all of the sights and sounds, in the flesh and in the moment. While many artists do also have lyrical subject matter which might make them eligible for placement in the SHOCK ROCK subgenre (see also “devil stuff”), the primary component to ensure proper “shock rock” cred is the LIVE concert experience, the actual SHOW! 

Whether it’s spitting blood, breathing fire, or doing an onstage duet with a boa constrictor, the key to really selling (and properly enjoying) SHOCK ROCK is the actual concert experience itself (because THAT is what sells records…or used to anyway). And what better and more convenient way to illustrate this point than with a brief concert review of the ALICE COOPER/ROB ZOMBIE show that recently came through Atlanta on “Friday The 13th Eve” during the Freaks On Parade tour stop.

Just remember, “you gotta question, we’ve gotta answer for you”, because we’re like “The Alex Jones of Metal” which means that this show is extremely “professional done”. Fix yourself a “duck sandwich” and prepare for some unexpected (and “unredacted”) Triangle outtakes along with some unbelievably stunning “suddenly science” factoids that you won’t want to miss when you JOIN US as we enjoy Russell’s Reflections (Concert Edition) regarding the ALICE COOPER/ROB ZOMBIE co-headlining show and dig into the unsettling, off-putting, and spine-tingling nature of SHOCK ROCK.

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(00:01): “Nicely…” / “I wasn’t ready when Bill pushed the button and then I started talkin’…”/ #harddicksandairplanes / “By we, I mean me…”/ “Like a romance novel hammer?” / #harlequin / “Did you spit in that? Did you come in that?” / #extraflavor #markthetime (“Is that the peanut butter?”) / “I did take care of the #undercarriage today…”/ #tobefair / “I think we did the best #Manscaped commercials…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Maybe like a sandy one…” / #worldhastoomanyprobrems / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Cloudy but crystal infused…”/ #vinylhifi #BlackSabbath #FisherSpeakers / “Quality lasts forever…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I saw it, I had to buy it…”/ #hardmountaindew #fivepointzeropercentABV #GreenRebel #TheVerdict / “It tastes like a #MountainDewZero …or #DietMountainDew …”/ #heartburn vs #headache / “It’s probably got #cancer in it…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #AliceCooper and #RobZombie / “I don’t know if it was a reduction or an addition…one of those kinds of surgeries…”/ “Thank you for wearing the #MetalNerderyPodcastHoodie at the show…”/ #onmicburpASMR / “He’s a good mechanic dude…”/ #magicshow / “That was with #IronMaiden…that was with #JudasPriest …”/ #RussellsReflectionsConcertEditionASMR / “How did the crowd react to him?” / “It’d be like #KISS opening for #Poison …” / #thatmakesmoresense / “It was everything I wanted to see…”/ “How old is he?” 

(10:21): “Do we have any correspondencees?” / #queshion #oriental / “That’s the best!”/ ***You can check us out on the #socialmedia at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can join us on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast OR you can email us at [email protected] *** / #PatreonShoutOuts / “Last night AND tonight…”/ #EmberingEffigy #YonderwaysFestival / “Okay, NOW can I do it?” / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment #WhoAreYou / “Let me do that again…”/ #djentleman #pissingpostASMR / “They’re like…they’re almost like #gushers…”/ #professionalsquirters / “And we have another #voicemail…”/ #FD&CYellowNumberFive / “That’ll be the #hairmetal band…”/ #EmberingEffigyASMR #AllHailTheMightyDale / “That’s mostly #poonmaintenance though if you think about it…”/ “Next time…we won’t commit to anything…”/ “Your hair looks #totally80s …”/ #wings / “Like you’re about to go fight Biff in the parking lot…”/ “He’s still got hair!”/ “No you’re not dude, it slims…”/ “Don’t say that, dude…because now I’ve gotta imagine you sucking on a chili dog outside the #TastyFreeze …that’s not how you eat a #chilidog…”

(19:04): “Back to the concert…”/ “What was the theme?”/ “You know dude, #KISS has done that forever…you have a defined show…that’s what people go to see.” / #nitastraussishotASMR / #professionaldone / “I got a LOT of sleep…”/ “I’m not getting up at 6:43 on a Saturday…” / “It’s all about the journey…” / “Zombie was great, but he did a lot of B-side stuff…”/ #yeah / “Compared to the #LimpBizkit crowd…the #Zombie show was a crowd full of #Strippers …”/ “Quick interjection…it’s only you…”/ “You would be disappointed if you went to see him and he didn’t play that…”/ “If I’m going to see #SammyHagar I’m not going to see #VanHalen …that’s why I feel like it’s weird the other way…”/ #itsaBONUS / “I can dig it…it just seems a little weird…”/ #DickFaece #DCComics or #MarvelComics / “He just spits at people?” / “Kinda like #SpiderMan with the webs but it comes from his face…” / #BramStrokersDickFaece / “No we shoot porn out back…”

(25:55): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  ALICE COOPER & SHOCK ROCK / “Alice was kinda the first…”/ #ScreamingJayHawkins / “If YOU did it…it’d be #weirdlyracist …”/ “I didn’t know that #AliceCooper was the band name when they first came out…”/ #AliceDiceCooper / “That’s better…”/ “Some of these I wouldn’t have taken as #shockrock bands…”/ “Is that what shock rock is…the show?” / “Really, you just ‘stole’ it?” / “Didn’t #Coven do #McDonaldLandMassacre?” / “That sounds weirdly strange…” / #AliceCooper BILLION DOLLAR BABIES / “I didn’t touch that…” / #taketwo / “We go dancing, nightly, in the attic…” / GO TO HELL (“What year was that?”) / #creepyseventiesstyle / “That’s kinda heavy…”/ “I didn’t imagine that…you heard it.”/ “There’s motion at your #backdoor …”/ WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE / “I remember him doing this on #TheMuppets …”/ ONLY WOMEN BLEED / “This is the same melody as…is it The Writ?” / “Technically, in a way, Sabbath was kinda shock rock…”/ #BlackSabbath THE WRIT / “Isn’t that #crookedcocksyndrome when you have #PeyroniesDisease?” / “That’s what we just heard from Alice Cooper…”/ “I see what you’re saying, but you’re wrong…”/ “It’s the same melody…” / #parallelthinking / “They’re all ripping off #PinkFloyd…” / “We’re like the #AlexJonesOfMetal …”/ “It’s raining right now…I’ll be right back…”

(40:22): “Y’all remember McDonaldland Massacre on #WREKage right?” / “Are there any independent witches out there?” / “I don’t know that that’s the same band…” / #Coven MCDONALDLAND MASSACRE / “Oh I think I do remember that…”/ “It’s #acidrock man…”/ “We’re gonna have to fire this up…”/ “Which do you think is more shocking? #WhiteZombie or #RobZombie?” / #WhiteZombie WELCOME TO PLANET MOTHERFUCKER / “I like the creepy film stuff in the background…”/ “Let’s take the back door…” / “What were some of the #deepcuts that he played?” / “that’s got an E by it, bro…” / “It’s just the way you say pussy, dude…” / #RobZombie PUSSY LIQUOR / “Play number 9…” / WELL, EVERYBODY’S FUCKING IN A UFO / “Primus?” / “That’s like hearing James Hetfield singing like King Diamond…”

(52:57): “How about a little #?” / “He was more all about the show…”/ “Either way…you’re good.” / I HATE PEOPLE / “This is what influenced #DreamTheater totally…”/ “Maybe kinda like with #KISS …it’s all about the show.” / #WendyOWilliams #Plasmatics / “I had a thing for her when I was a little kid…”/ “Produced by #GeneSimmons I knew it…” / IT’S MY LIFE (“Sounds like KISS…”) / NOTE:  it sounds like Heaven’s On Fire / PIG IS A PIG (“I think it’s more punk rock…”) / NOTE:  Welcome to #CountryNerderyPodcast …/ “Y’know what, I get lonely on the farm sometimes, y’all…” / “That’s a #scientificfact man…dude, it’s #science…” / #suddenlyscience / “All that devil stuff is considered shock rock…”/ “You’re being modest, dude…” / “Look at that, KISS is right next to King Diamond on the list…”/ #KimDracula / “I’ll bet that’s on #YouTube…” / #alphabets 

(1:01:56): “Is there anything anymore that’s really, REALLY, shocking?” / “If you haven’t seen #JohnWick the first one by now… #GFY and we’re sorry…”/ “You fell asleep at the theater?” / #ReAnimator / “Favorite part of that movie…”/ “My masturbation game was never the same after that…” / #GWAR / “You make movie for me to watch later!” / FUCK THIS PLACE / “Did he just say ‘we fucked apes and gave birth to the human race’?” / “It’s the reverse of the #MidasTouch …” / #moneygrab 

(1:08:52): “We need a couple more…” / “Not sickey mouse…”/ “On #Facebook? Or like #realfriends?” / #wetalkallthetime / #Slipknot (SIC) / #drumsolo #RussellsReflections / #EloyCasagrande / “At least next time I won’t have to worry about a #vaccinepassport …”/ “They’re already eating animals in Ohio…and Pennsylvania…”/ “A bunch?” #tensofthousands / “that’s dinner…”/ “I’ve never had a #ducksandwich though…”/ #TheTriangleUnredactedASMR / “He fell into the trap…”/  “Nope, don’t do it…”/ “I don’t like either one of them…”/ “They hate #Trump so much, and here’s what needs to happen…”/ “You can vote yourself into #Socialism … you can’t vote yourself out…” / #taxpayerfunded / “I think she’s gonna win everything…”/ “Sorry, we just #Triangled this motherfucker all the way to the end…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “We didn’t even play #KISS …” / “He’s all in…”/ #untilthenext / ***STOP BY THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND PICK UP SOME #METALNERDERYMERCH AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel 

It’s time to learn about the healthiest, most productive way to release “all of your aggressions” fueled by “road rage” and crank the volume all the way up to LOUD to indulge in metal that comes shrink wrapped “pre-LOUD” from the factory. 

Remember that sometimes “it’s a little gamey and a little tangy” which is why it’s always a good idea to “dip ‘em in the egg wash” first. Find out what it means to “dig some schnitzel” and why the strategic ambiguity of “vaguebooking” is extremely off-putting, irresponsible, exhausting, and frankly, tiresome. 

Grab a bag of some “salt & vinegar barbecue chips” and JOIN US (along with “Bon Johnson”) as we indulge in all things “ridiculous AND hilarious” and prepare for a “bigger, longer, girthier” episode of CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH as we “finish to completion” (on the Patreon) with CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH, VOL. III.

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(00:01): “You’ve gotta have wings down there to do that…”/ #boxflaps / “It’s ridiculous AND hilarious…”/ “If they were big enough, they could use that to fly…” / #squirrelsuit / “There’s that word again…”/ #coozeASMR / “My favorite line of that show…”/ #TheSopranos / “In here your mother’s got no rights…”/ #vaginawings / “You can’t practice…”/ “If I was…terminal…I’m doing all that…”/ “I’m not gonna mention names…”/ “’Bout to get our fuck on!”/ ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #toomanyprobrems / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #CityGatePeanutButterWhiskey / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN HI-FI TECHNICOLOR SURROUND SOUND QUADROPHONIC STEREO!!!*** / “You can’t be too proud…”

(05:45): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortsBrewingCompany #OctoberfestBier #sixpointzeropercentABV / “It’s tasty…”/ “I could dig some #schnitzel right now…”/ #eggwash #dicksomeschnitzel / “I dip them in the egg wash…”/ “I think we do not…”/ ***You can email us at [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 or check us out on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / *** / “There was a vice president named after a blowjob…”/ #beej / “I think it was the fence behind the #grassyknoll …”/ “I just wanna put that out there…”/ “It’s a band…”/ #vaguebooking / “It’s attention grabbing…”/ “And they’re NEVER hot…”/ “It’s like covert #attentionwhoredom …”/ #educational 

(11:11): ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / “He’s getting laid so much…”/ #poonmagnet #metalnerderymerch / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #HorrorMovieSeason / “October’s just not long enough…”/ “We started off last night with a real #shitstain …”/ #BloodAndHoney / “Yah…seriously…” / #seriously / #scrollingwords / “He’s dead, nobody cares…”/ “You just can’t do that anymore…” / #onemotherfucker / “That’s how I count to three, I do…”/ #MouseTrap / “Not quality pizza…”/ “The hot ones were the sluts…”/ “You’ve gotta show ‘em getting wrecked…”/ #TheWinderIncident #shoolschooting / “When we were kids, there were fights…”/ “At my school…it was the Fina arena…#afterschool…”/ #putupyourdukes / “I got into a brawl…and then I got threatened with…”/ #gangbangers #locallysourcedterrorism / “Whatever happened to just going home and…jerking off all of your aggressions?”/ #roadrageASMR / “I don’t follow through with it…”/ “I’ve been unburdened by what has been…”/ “Oh, but that movie sucked…”/ “That’s proof that your dreams can come true, too…”/ “I think I need to make a movie…because I don’t think #comedy is for me…”/ “You’re a dark motherfucker…”/ “For like 10 minutes I just did that…”/ “I was wondering where you’d been…” / “More offensive…or just dumb?” / “Weird or dumb?” / #nakedlunch #WilliamSBurroughs #PeterWeller / “Oh it’s a #Cronenburg movie…”/ #HunterSThompson / “Now I’ve gotta find it, sorry…”/ #WhereTheBuffaloRoam / “They’re all over #Publix …”/ #geese / “Just walking around…” / “For real?” / “You’ll eat when I’m tired…”/ “They honk…”/ “It was just so long ago you forgot…” / #whatshertits

(29:34): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH (#CBLE) – VOL. III / “Everybody must listen to what I’m playing…”/ “Mine was never loud enough to bother people that much…”/ #shittybassASMR / “Just the permanent teachers…no substitutes…”/ “You always had the system…”/ #PoonWagon / “Like #Footloose…THAT is what you want!”/ We each made a list of songs that #CantBeLoudEnough …/ “When you listen to it, so do your neighbors…”/ #OzzyOsbourne OVER THE MOUNTAIN / “That was 8 million years ago…pre-plague and pre-Russell…”/ “We’ve gotta hear the solo…”/ #OldeFaece / “He looks younger now than he did then…”/ “I see…”/ #BlackSabbathASMR / “Same shape, different notes…”/ “Mine goes to here…”/ #BiggerLongerGirthier / “Wasn’t that a song?” / #Forbidden FORSAKEN AT THE GATES #killeropener / “Just you wait…”/ #getsome / “What album is this on?” / #OmegaWave / “Okay, that’s cute…” / “A little change of pace…”/ #DOWN TEMPTATION’S WINGS #killeropener / “But it does sound like #COC …”/ “That will never hurt my feelings…”/ “A milkshake of brutality…”

(42:18): “If we’re being fair and equitable…” / “I think that comes from the factory shrink wrapped with the loudness already in it…” / #Pantera GODDAMN ELECTRIC / “It makes me shudder…”/ ***Go Check out our earlier #CBLE episodes!!!*** / #TheChurchOfSound #TheWallOfSound / “THAT dude #cantbeloudenough …”/ “If we had a mascot, THAT dude would be the mascot…”/ “Was that a fart or a chair squeak?” / “I think that was all air…”/ “It’s a little gamey and a little tangy…” / #BlackSabbath SYMPTOM OF THE UNIVERSE / “That album specifically…is fall and the windows are open…”/ “However…this one can’t be loud enough for ME…” / “Can you say #unitard even though that’s a thing…?” / #reunitardedtard / #Sepultura ISOLATION / “The build is tremendous…it’s the best build…”/ “Just let it go…”/ “To completion, every time…”

(52:54): “I’m having a hard time between…”/ #Slipknot DUALITY (“That piano is creepy af…and metal…”) / “It’s the #StAnger snare…”/ “That might be my favorite Slipknot album…”/ #RussellsReflectionsSlipknotEditionASMR / “I will say the video for this…the production quality is not great…” / #PigDestroyer PISS ANGEL #GrindcoreASMR / “Come ON!”/ “It’s always to completion…”/ “It’s like #Uno and pass to you?” / “Did y’all ever used to do this in school?” / #paperwhistleASMR / “My lips are all flappy and saggy now…” / “You’re like #Arbys now…”/ #AcidMammoth THEM #allthecokelines (“That sounds like fall…”)

(1:01:46): “I’m having a hard time with the next one…” / #iwannago / “You can go…” / “You got to hear #balls on the radio…and it was a little creepy…”/ “I feel weird now…”/ “Is this one acceptable?” / #Accept BALLS TO THE WALL (“We gotta hear the part where they’re squeezing the balls…”) / #man / “Can you skip to the #ballbreaking part?” / “This is the heyday of the beginning…they were from Germany but yeah…”/ “What is that noise?” / #BrianScott or #BonJohnson / “That’s a porn star’s name, dude…OR he was in #MiamiVice…” / “Can I be a little bit petty…just for fun?” / “It factors into #proudness #cantbeproudenough …” / #Slayer GUILTY OF BEING WHITE / “It’s so #fuckyou and it’s so #Slayer and it’s so #loud…”/ “This one’s gonna be different…”/ “When have you ever heard anything angry that didn’t sound good loud?” / #BeastieBoys LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN / “That sounds like 70’s detective cop shows…”/ “Oh that was… #Mountain…” / “I heard a really interesting story…” / #RussellsReflectionsTangentionalalityASMR / “A clashless Clash?”

For most SLAYER fans, Tuesday, September 11, 2001, began as every other new music release day would: we all anxiously anticipated stopping by the record store after work to pick up a copy of their brand-new album, GOD HATES US ALL. 

Words cannot describe the eerily psychotic synchronicity that seemingly linked the atrocities of that day with the timing of the release of SLAYER’s 9th studio album. Still, after twenty-three years (and counting), one thing remains unchanged:  GOD HATES US ALL may have been the lone moment of redemption during America’s darkest hour, chock full of brutally scorching riffs, hostile vocal vitriol, and a creepier sonic signature that makes this one of the landmark albums of the band’s career.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “It’s like #tonguetiponly …”/ “Oh my God…”/ #sweetlittlememe / “But that guy…he fucked EVERYTHING up…”/ “It’s like #DumbAndDumberTheBoxSet …”/ “It’ll be the day after…”/ “We’re time lords, we can do whatever we want…”/ #schoolshootingASMR / “Investigated by the FBI…a YEAR ago…”/ “There’s been like 40 already this year…”/ “That’s why they need to arm the teachers…”/ #schoolpoliceforce / #tobefair / “Usually they blow their own brains out…”/ #LikeFatherLikeSon / #themindofapsychopath / “I might be in trouble…”/ “That’s not how I was expecting that to go…”/ #deadface #MKUltra / “You know there’s something in the food…there’s something in the air…”/ “Not #cumtrails …”/ “My dick’s never been cleaner…”/ #dadoftheyear / #allegedly / “Maybe we should pour things up…”/ #threemilkpussyASMR #tresleches #creampiecake / #bannedbandbandana / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s gotta be a big dog though…you don’t want a Pomeranian…”/ “The world has too many #probrems…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN SUPER HI-FI TECHNICOLOR!!!*** / #shadesofshame / #noshame / “You know…the moment you fucked up?” / #tacobellvomitusASMR / #JackDanielsAndPizza / “It was after that show…when I touched the AIDS rail…”/ “Mines only 4…”/ #markthetime / Mayonnaise vs Sour Cream #HeadToHeadDeathMatch / “Those are words that don’t go together…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #coffee #RebelHardCoffee #TwelveFive (or #Twelve5) / #CityGateSpiritsPeanutButterWhisky / “A quarter of a fucking century…and we DID IT this morning!” / #happyanniversary / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE nonsense, go to #thedocket >>>*** / 

(14:05): #PatreonShoutOut ***Go check us out on patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #Yonderways #EmberingEffigy / “Eulogy…Effigy is like…like at #BohemianGrove or #BurningMan…”/ #spareribbikinis / “You can take a bite if you want to…”/ “That’s that preacher dude…the weird one…”/ #demoneyes / “The old school Lord was more Tarentino…”/ BROKEN PROMISES / “Are those deer horns?” #antlerish #animalmurderers / “We wouldn’t have sandwiches…or steaks…or chicken tenders…”/ #KennethCopeland / “Oh My God, he’d eat your soul, dude…”/ ***You can get in touch with us via email at [email protected] or check us out on #Instagram or #Facebook or #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or you can GIVE US A call and leave us a voicemail AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #KenFromConnecticut / “Trendkill…”/ #dood / “Oh wait, do we have others?  Are you sure? It’s only been two weeks since we recorded…but we played ‘em (NOTE:  not sure that we did)” / #MrPB&J #WhatsItCalled? / “What’s each of yours’ favorite recent thrash album?” / “Is it chunky or is it crunchy?” 

(26:05): “Do you need to reflect first?” / “Everybody got #AIDS at the same time…#fullblown…”/ #mysterysick / “I take shots of #NyQuil and go to bed…”/ “I got up to 102…”/ “I got a little bit cringey…” / #buttheadface / “and again, I tested negative…”/ “You only have #feverdreams when you have a fever…”/ “What’s a fever dream?”/ “You’re trying to solve a problem that’s unsolvable…like trying to find $2.3 Trillion dollars…”/ #pizzadreams #spicyredsauce / “I had a weird craving for a #QPC…”/ #realmeatASMR / #RussellsReflectionASMR #QuickReflection / “Both doing the tongue…”/ #DragonConASMR / “I’m on board with slutty anything…”/ “That’s Bill’s favorite picture in the world…”

(35:37): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  SLAYER – GOD HATES US ALL / Released Tuesday, September 11, 2001 / #09112001 / NOTE: #Slayer #GodHatesUsAll and #DreamTheater #LiveScenesFromNewYork both came out on 09/11/01/ “Did you know that this was the name of the album…beforehand?” / #newmusicreleaseday / Reflecting on 9/11 and the events of the day leading up to getting #GHUA / #NineElevenReflectionsASMR / “I thought there was a different one…”/ #GodHatesUsAll #AlbumCover / #crosshairs (“I got it…those Slayer guys are fucking hilarious!”) / “I’m sorry, what?”/ “The memory of that day ALWAYS reminds me of this…”/ “I won’t say favorite…but I was into other shit too…”/ “All people need now is just his name and his social security number…”/ “I was way into #Tool…”/ #markthetime / “Mainly #TheLoads …”/ “I listened to this almost everyday until we went to Afghanistan…”

(44:06): “One of the best openers ever…” / DARKNESS OF CHRIST / “We hold these truths to be painfully self-evident…”/ DISCIPLE #titletrack (“That’s so fucking Slayer, man…”) / “There’s a lot more heavy stuff on here too…”/ GOD SEND DEATH (“I kinda feel like he’s a #USPS guy…#GSD…”) / “This brought back the creepy like right up to the front…”/ “We’re back to beer…beer’s different than milkshakes…”/ NEW FAITH / “It’s a completely different song after that point…they never go back.”/ “I figured it out…perfect analogy…because this is an educational show…” / “Hold on, another #dickdream …”/ “It’s the same exact way…that might be the most perfect analogy I’ve ever done on this show…”/ #onmicburp / “This is #allegedly…”/ “And he’s sorta…not tall.”/ “He did it live (on #Netflix)…”/ “What does she sound like when she howls?” / “In the morning, if mom’s making noise…sorry.”

(56:41): CAST DOWN / #WNRD / “America, home of the free, land of fucking disenchantment…”/ “the next one…least favorite…I don’t know why…but it sounds forced.”/ #boostershoes / THRESHOLD / “The next one’s got the best yell…”/ #heattingle / EXILE #SamKinisonASMR / “That’s the ultimate #fuckyousong …”/ “It’s really…my orgasm noise…”/ SEVEN FACES / “They’re all close but they’re just different…”/ #PaulBaloffSlideASMR / “It’s memorable…”/ “The next one was on the #Dracula2000Soundtrack …”/ #BramStroker (“It’s a different movie…”) / #whatshertits (“What’s her tits?”) / “It’s like necrophiliac porn…”/ “He’s banging what’s her tits…”/ BLOODLINE / “Is Slayer’s slower, heavier stuff, doomy?” / “You can tell a difference…but they both fit.”/ “This was the last album with Bostaph until #Repentless came out…on 9/11/15” / #DonaldTrumpASMR / #unburdenedbywhathasbeen / #tandoorijerkchicken / #thepassageoftime #workingtogether #wordsaladASMR 

(1:16:28): “Tell me this isn’t creepy…” / DEVIANCE / “The liquidy, creepy guitars adds something to it…”/ #creepytalkingTom / #creepywhisperASMR / “They’re gonna go fight #TheWarOnTara …”/ WARZONE / “What are those rooms…where you can go in and destroy shit?” / #smashroom #rageroom / “A smashroom at 50? I’m probably gonna hurt myself…”/ HERE COMES THE PAIN #cantbeloudenough #CBLE (“This is one of those albums that has to be loud.”) / “It’s been a while since we’ve done one of those…”/ “We have better chemistry…”/ “I’m calling her!” / #whatshertits / #killercloser PAYBACK / “I think the ‘FUCK’ count may be up on this one…”/ “I don’t want you to die, before I get the chance to kill you myself…”/ “That’s his favorite album, dude…”/ “Dude, you’re really kinda acting like you don’t know anything about #KISS…”/ “If anything, it’s practical…”/ “Our birds are about the same size…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / “That was a shitty day…except for the fact that this came out…”/ #nerdout #untilthenext / ***COME PICK UP YOUR METAL NERDERY MERCH AT METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH *** / #outroreel