“One’s a dude, right? I want the one that’s NOT the dude…”

DOWN III: OVER THE UNDER, the 3rd studio offering from southern fried doom lords DOWN, has a very 70’s centric feel from start to finish. From the songs and the production to the album cover, OVER THE UNDER might just be the most 70’s influenced and 70’s sounding DOWN album ever recorded. 

Time to fire up the “bowrider” and begin preparations for “The Dockside Sessions” coming later this summer. Discover why knowing the difference between a succubus and an incubus is critical when it comes to certain forms of somnia, remember that if you’re learning guitar to always focus on your “fingering technique”, behold some outstanding metal from Australasia that’s very “throaty”, and just accept the fact that “I don’t know where they could have put it where I would have liked it” when you JOIN US as we take a trip through the heavier side of the 70’s with DOWN III: OVER THE UNDER.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “That’s brand new, condo carpet right there…” / “Well…here’s the thing…”/ #bowrider / #runabout / Metal Nerdery: The Dockside Sessions / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #audiobook #Hellraisers #debauchery / “They called it ‘The Zakk Wylde Drinking Game’…” / “Is it really reading if you’re doing it with your ears?” / #earreading / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / A brief reflection regarding our #WeSoldOurSoulForBonScott episode / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #WingedCreatures / #WayfinderBeer / Succubus vs Incubus / “One’s a dude, right? I want the one that’s NOT the dude…” / #markthetime / #sleepfucking / 6.8%ABV (“It’s green as fuck…”) / “It is brisket, but it ain’t brisket…” /

“They salt it…and corn it…”  / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOW NOTES***

(08:35): “Grab the shaft…I’m gonna grab the horn…”/ Check us out on the social media on #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast  and EMAIL US at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemail / “Hail yeah!”/ Tips for new guitar players / “You’re gonna fall into so much poon, you have no idea…” / “As I started adding fingers…”/ #EugenesBagOfTricks / 

“Tablature is helpful, too…”/ “Get your fingering technique good…” / “Do we have any more voicemail?” / A comment regarding some old school #Aerosmith (from the 70’s) / “What’s it called?” / #AlienWeaponry / “I want the phone number of your #relaxerdealer …” / “If you had to pick an Aerosmith album…”/ #ghettoblaster / “You know what’s almost equally as offensive?” / “You shouldn’t say THAT word…EVER!” / “That’s like going on to #TheView and saying…” / Learning how to “read the room” / “Starts with an N, ends with an R…”/ “A great new band out of Australasia…” / #NewZealandMetal / HANGING BY A THREAD (Te Ra – 2025) / “I like that word…throaty…” / A little too much / “Isn’t that a song?” / “It’s a different ‘lade’…” / “Speaking of NOLA…”

(24:16): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  DOWN III – Over The Under / We felt like it was time to break out some #DOWN and properly prepare for 4/20 festivities and their upcoming new album which they’re currently working on as we speak… / “…and stuff?” / Released on September 25, 2007 / “You know what this reminds me of?” / #MasterOfReality / “It’d be like 70’s No Quarter influenced doom metal…”/ 

THREE SONS AND ONE STAR / #HeavyZZTop / “Embrace the riddle of regret…”/ THE PATH

“Awwwwwww mannnnnnn…” / “I can hear #Pantera doing this…”/ “Well, caterpillars are weird…” / “Grab the shaft, I’m gonna grab the horn…”

(34:54): N.O.D. (“Because L.S.D. ain’t what it used to be for me…”) / I SCREAM / “I had a dream and we were hanging out with #Metallica…” / “OMG, It’s the Trident Challenge…” /

ON MARCH THE SAINTS / “This sounds more #southernrock …”/ “There’s no such thing as a good time for bad luck…” / “On mosh the saints…” / “That totally reminds me of Master of Reality…” / “Back it up because there’s feedback that’s weird…” / NEVER TRY / “That’s the 70’s, all day…that riff…” / #RussellsReflections regarding #LynyrdSkynyrd and their less popular stuff / “You can come over and taste my meat any time you want…”

(48:00): MOURN / “Do you ever turn down a bathroom break?” / “Castawhy?” / #HenrysHardSoda / “I think the next day I pee’d and it was green colored…”/ “Were you wearing your special shoes?” / BENEATH THE TIDES / “That’s so fuckin’ 70’s, dude…” / “Feel Anselmo?” / “If you have relaxers, please set them on fire, right now…”/ HIS MAJESTY THE DESERT / “Bye Felicia…”/ “And building…and building…” / PILLAMYD / #usethoseheadphones / “I might like the riffage on this one better…”/ “Dude, your credibility is gone…” / #PlanetCaravan / “I don’t know where they could have put it where I would have liked it…” / “You’re welcome…”

(1:03:27): IN THE THRALL OF IT ALL / “Doesn’t it have a 70’s vibe to it? (This whole album does…)” / “I think they need to take #Pentagram out on tour…”/ “That’d be literally a Doom Fest…” / NOTHING IN RETURN (WALK AWAY) / “Sounds like Zeppelin…No Quarter, the middle part…” / “This might be my favorite song on the album…”/ “The harmony is so killer…”/ #victoryswampmetal / “Huh?” / “Probably gonna play a little butt-games…”/ 

“I kept being reminded what ‘the fourth hole’ is…” / “That’s a very descriptive dream…” / 

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND HAPPY 4/20 TO ALL!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

Summary:

“I’m sorry, what was that? No, the second part…the part that came after that…”

METALCORE seems to be all over the place, in that its components are quite varied and cover a broad spectrum of everything that has historically made metal awesome: double bass drumming, guitar shred, breakdowns and mosh parts, and sometimes even some emo screaming and heartfelt vocals sung straight from the balls. Like a heavy metal jambalaya with a ton of different ingredients, METALCORE is the next wave of metal for a new generation of metalheads who want to enjoy a little bit of everything all at once.

Be sure to stop “adulting” and remember that “when people lose their argument, they shift their whole stance”. Realize the darker connotations of saying “I did a thing today” and understand that Cory Hart wears his sunglasses at night because it’s terrifying to be “blinded by the light”. 

Get ready to ponder the entertainment value of a “scientifically accurate Spiderman”, brace for some quality “decoction” bloopers from the cutting room floor of “Transition Hospital”,  accept the fact that there are still some folks who believe “a non-tattooed 6 is way hotter than a fully tatted 10”, grab yourself “a hot pocket” and JOIN US as we sample the smorgasbord of modern fusion metal known as METALCORE.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “Wouldn’t it be interesting…if Spiderman was more scientifically accurate?” / #webslinger #spiderman / “I think it would be better…”/ #markthetime / “I wanna be into it…it’s just hard…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Wanna do the beer first?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #ShippingOutOfBoston / “’scew meh…” / #TheDeparted /

“I don’t know what decoction is…”/ #decoction / “Isn’t that a soap opera? Transition Hospital?” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, HEAD TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOWNOTES!!!***

(06:00): “Fireplace is a doom metal band out of Louisiana…” / “The only good thing about traveling for business…”/ #IWillTellYou / The never-ending sprawl of #BourbonStreet / #RussellsReflectionsTravelEdition #NOLA / Food reviews, including superior hotel fare and bartender recommendations / “…with a Q…”/ “I must break you…you will lose…”/ #CafeDuMonde / “I’m sorry, what was that?  The 2nd part…” / #Beignets / “The coffee was nothing special…” / “I will tell you…”/ #redbeansandrice / “The bars were the cool thing…”/ 

#AbsintheBars / “The real stuff is supposed to be trippy…” / “It was 130 proof…the colors get a little brighter” / “I don’t wanna go on too long about this…” / #shittons / “It’s my kinda dump…” / “Oh, I will say…The Dungeon…was a disappointment… / “If you’re going to a heavy metal bar…wear a #MetalNerdery t-shirt which you can find at www.metalnerdery.com/merch ...” / Older tits / “She was getting high fives…”

(18:02): J.D. from #EmberingEffigy and his comedy debut at #SweetwaterLive / “The crazy thing was…on the way home…” / #trafficstopASMR / #taglight / #MattsAngryRant / #warning / “I have no idea what he looked like…this is the terrifying thing” / “You dodged a bullet, sir…”/ “Don’t run your mouth…wear your sunglasses at night, that’s why Corey Hart did it…” / “Don’t do it…”/ #ManfredMann /”Blinded by the light”…/ “The lights didn’t look like the usual #seizurelights …” / “Back at you, buddy…”

(25:10): Come JOIN US on the socials at #Instagram #Facebook #Youtube #TikTok at #MetalNerderyPodcast, EMAIL US at [email protected] / “It’s like a snooch guard on the tits…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment / Ken from Connecticut…/ #NewEnglandMetal / #whatsitcalled? / #KillswitchEngage COLLUSION (The Consequence – released 02/19/2025) / “We forgot the Patreons…it’s always the first episode…” / “For less than the price of a pack of smokes or a bottle of virtual girlfriend…you can JOIN US in the Bunkerpoon After Dark over at our #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutOut #BunkerpoonAfterDark

(33:33): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALCORE / Not to be confused with all the different “cores” we covered sometime back… / “Some of this stuff my wife likes…”/ “I hate that term…”/ #adulting / “Ya gotta quit…/ ‘I did a thing today…’ just stop that…” / “THAT is ‘I did a thing today…’” / “Ladies…a non-tattooed 6 is way hotter than a fully tatted 10…” / “You’re gonna be in shape forever…”/ “I just need to use the facilities…”

(38:32): “Back to the docket…”/ “Metalcore…all the metal components…melode (melodic vocals)…” / #markthetime / “Tell you what…I’ll grab the tip, you grab the shaft…” / #AllThatRemains WHAT IF I WAS NOTHING (A War You Cannot Win – 2012) / “This needs to hurry up…”/ “This is like Hoobastank, dude…” /  TWO WEEKS (Overcome – 2008) / “There we go!” / “That’s cool: shred and double bass…” / “He doesn’t like the heartfelt melodies…from the balls…” / “My wife really likes that band…” / “It’s like the tattoo thing…”/ #differentstrokes / “I #windpiped and I thought I was dying and I almost died and I didn’t die…” / “It’s a different generation (of metal)…”

(45:32): “I bet Bill’s gonna hate it…”/ #BringMeTheHorizon CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART (Sempiternal – 2013)  & THRONE (That’s the Spirit – 2015) / “Alright…we’re good…” / “Everytime I hear that, I wanna pull my shirt off…take my tit out…and tongue my nipple…” / #LambOfGod  OMERTA (Ashes of the Wake – 2004) / “I would have thought of them as the New Wave of American Thrash…”/ “I just called it ‘drugs’…” / “Play something off of that…”/ “I thought they came out whenever…or are they vampires?”/ #AvengedSevenfold WE COME OUT AT NIGHT (Sounding The Seventh Trumpet – 2001) / “So it’s gonna suck?” / “These guys sound like if Blink 182 made a metal album…”/ #ADayToRemember / A quick 

interjection regarding breakdowns / “To me, none of this is #metalcore yet…”

(54:32): #NormaJean SWORD IN MOUTH, FIRE EYES (Wrongdoers – 2013) / (NOTE: Norma Jean is actually Atlanta metal, hailing from Douglasville, GA) / “I like this better than most of what we’ve heard so far…”/ “There’s one they’ve got with vultures in the title…or eagles…”/ #Converge EAGLES BECOME VULTURES (You Fail Me – 2004) / “What’s metalcore about this?” / “No melody in that, I knew Bill would love it…” / “He just grabs on to something and rides it out…” / “It’s about Lenny & George…from the book?” / #bookreport / #OfMice&Men #OM&M / WOULD YOU STILL BE THERE (Restoring Force: Full Circle – 2014) / “That’s metalcore!” / #Unearth THE GREAT DIVIDERS (The Oncoming Storm – 2004) / “That sounds WAY better!” / “It’s a broad genre…” / 

(1:03:28): “As I lay dying in all that remains…”/ #octopusface / “Which one’s got all the streams?” / #FiveFingerDeathPunch WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN (A Decade of Destruction – 2013) / “Here comes the heartfelt lyrics, get ready…” / “I mean, the production is good, right?” / “She’s not a she…”/ “Why is the devil not a woman?” / “Is this Creed?” / “Apparently #dadrock and #buttrock are the same thing…”/ “You don’t like Pearl Jam but you like Creed!?” / #AlterBridge is to #Creed like #Audioslave is to #RATM / “When people lose the argument, they shift their whole stance…” / “You think maybe they’ve got a video where she’s nude?” / #SnoochMetal #InThisMoment BLACK WEDDING (Ritual – 2017) / “Are you out thah?” / “Women are always bitching about pants that don’t have pockets and yet they have their very own…they’ve got a hot pocket and a back pocket…” / “Let’s pick one or two more… / #AugustBurnsRed WHITE WASHED (Constellations – 2009) / “Oooh…squealies…” / “Okay, that’s good…that’s metalcore…”/ “I’m waiting on him to sing…I know it’s coming…”/ “Maybe my favorite so far…”/ “End it with that…right there.” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND LET US KNOW YOUR METALCORE RECOMMENDATIONS!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT (a continuation of our AC/DC Side 1: The Bon Scott Years episode from way back in 2020) is OUR greatest hits package from the iconic Bon Scott Years of AC/DC. And because we couldn’t include ALL of the tracks from this legendary era, there were quite a few that unfortunately got “Shot Down In Flames”. Having said that, we still managed to include everything we felt SHOULD be included which best represents the classic Bon era of AC/DC.

Find out how tasting the “after-tang” from “snooch smooching” is a lot like “when you’re used to the black and you get the green”. Brace yourself for our upcoming “Metal Nerdery apology tour” with a stop in “Australasia”, embrace the presence of the “Ghost of The Bunkerpoon”, and prepare for a story with a cast of characters that can only be described as “The Reverse Oreo”. Get ready to “mark the time” a LOT and remember that “Balls are BALLS, dude!” when you JOIN US because WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT!!!

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(00:01): “From the heart…” / “Give it to the dog…”/ #baconsoda / “Somebody’s gotta drink it…”/ “We should do a toast…it should be our thing…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I forgot the #aftertwang that Jager’s got…”/ “When you’re used to the black…and you get the green…” / “Snooch Smooching and the pee after-tang” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON WITH METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Over here praying that my family doesn’t listen to this…” / #forgiveness / 

“Crafting my perfect #LaughingSkull set…” / “I think the 3 of us…need to go to Austin, Texas…and sign you up…”/ “But now he’s going on The View and sucking their tits…”/ “I wonder if people love our podcast but hate our politics…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, LOOK FOR #THEDOCKET *** 

(08:00): “Y’all need to get some of this Bunkerpoon After-Dark Meat over on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutOut / #complimentary / #HellYeah #BunkerpoonAfterDark / #Doomsicle update / “I’ve been warming up to the Helmet…”/ “It’s marked…” / “Whenever I do a hand solo, the finish is the same…”/ #rapnerdery / “Hold on, I’m not ready…”/ ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIALS AT #TIKTOK #FACEBOOK #INSTAGRAM #YOUTUBE at #metalnerderypodcast EMAIL US at [email protected] *** / “I got really good accolades at home because of that…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #EmberingEffigy stickers (share the wealth) / #MetalNerderyApologyTour 

(15:15): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT – THE BEST OF THE BON SCOTT ERA OF AC/DC!!! / “Angus bangs his head, yes, #ACDCisMetal !!!” / #Era / #Ghey / “I didn’t get any gay come on me…now I’ve got come and gay come on me…” / #GreatestHitsPackage #TheBestOfBonScott / A reference to #ThePerfectAlbumSide from the golden years of #WKLS #96Rock / “Australasia?” / How to sequence a greatest hits package? Do you do it chronologically? Or do you do it like Pink Floyd: Echoes? 

(22:44): “It’s got to start with…” / “We gonna play the video?” / LET THERE BE ROCK (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / Reverend Bon / “I like the halo…”/ “What do you follow that up with?” / “Oy!” / T.N.T. (High Voltage – 1976) / “Ghost of The Bunkerpoon…” / “I almost hear a busted speaker…”/ “I almost think you’ve gotta throw Jailbreak right after that…” / “Is it #Australasia now because Donald Trump says so?” / JAILBREAK (’74 Jailbreak – 1976 – U.S. release was 1984) / “They were using real dynamite…”/ “We’ve gotta hear the breakdown part…”/ “Looking back, those lyrics are pretty dark…”

(35:19): “You need something up-tempo at this point…” / BEATING AROUND THE BUSH (Highway To Hell – 1979) / “That’s pre-thrash…”/ “I just remember the finishing scenes…” / “He’s gonna be a dick…”/ DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – 1976 – U.S. release was 1981) / “Who does the #deathmetalvoice?” / “It’s kinda like the Damage Inc. of Let There Be Rock…” / “That’s gonna be a button…”/ WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / 42-39-56 / “That’s a LOT of poon…”/ 266 lbs / “You know what the Australian version is missing?” / “Did we limit it to 12?” / “There were 17 songs on We Sold Our Soul for Rock ‘N’ Roll…”/ “Do you have a vinyl player?” / #fuckface /

“They’re following orders…” / “Technically…usually…” / “It’s always accidental and it’s perfect…”

(46:10): “We’ve gotta have something from Powerage in here…”/ “Should we slow it down after this?” / RIFF RAFF (Powerage – 1978) / #LOLASMR / “Now we’re gonna slow it down a little bit…”/ “In fairness…I know I didn’t score a lot of poon, but I got some quality handies…these were better than I can do…” / “I told y’all the story right…the #Astroglide story?” / Prepare for a story with a cast of characters that can only be described as “The Reverse Oreo” / #RussellsReflections / “Astroglow?”/ “I guarantee he was riding mouth…it was a strange grouping…”/ THE JACK (High Voltage – 1976) / “What’d she give you?” / “Well, we’ve gotta follow it with what actually followed it…” / LIVE WIRE (High Voltage – 1976) / “They tune a quarter step down…”

(1:00:05): “He said ‘balls’…”/ The double entendre…/ “Balls are BALLS, dude!” / BIG BALLS (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – 1976 – U.S. release in 1981) / NOTE:  there were a few tunes that unfortunately got “shot down in flames”, pun intended…/ “How about this one here?” / “That’s the one you just turn it up to loud…” / IF YOU WANT BLOOD (YOU’VE GOT IT) (Highway To Hell – 1979) / “That’s where you just turn it up louder…”/ “Bon was doing a Peter Griffin laugh way before #FamilyGuy was a thing…”/ “Between Go Down and Dog Eat Dog…if you were gonna pick?” / DOG EAT DOG (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / “It’s kinda got that ‘Everybody Wants Some’ drum line…”/ SIN CITY (Powerage – 1978) / “How about a little bit of that middle section?” / “So, I think if we were to close it now, I would say…” / “While you count that out…in your head…”

(1:12:50): RIDE ON (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – 1976 – U.S. release in 1981) / “Are we recording, Jimmy?” / “If you want, I could go first…”/ “Hold on…”/ HIGHWAY TO HELL (Highway To Hell – 1979) / “I had the lyrics to this so wrong when I was a kid…” / The count as of this point (songs from each album) / Some honorable mentions that didn’t make the cut… / “Break out your bagpipes…”/ IT’S A LONG WAY TO THE TOP (IF YOU WANNA ROCK ‘N’ ROLL) (High Voltage – 1976) / “Here’s a question: What other AC/DC songs would be good with bagpipes?” / ***Check out our #ACDC #BonScottEra episode as well!!!*** / “I’ll make a #SpotifyPlaylist…”/ “I brought the Finger Ease, too…”/ #magicalpieceofpaper / “Your dick is like 90% water…” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #DoomsicleASMR / “You haven’t seen my stormtrooper!” / #untilthenext #outroreel 

“If this is their 9th studio album, where does it rank?” 

DEATH MAGNETIC, the Rick Rubin produced 9th studio album from Bay Area metal titans METALLICA (and the first studio album featuring Robert Trujillo on bass) is chock full of riffs, tons of ugly chords, a boatload of guitar solos, and loads of twin guitar harmonies that harken back to the thrash metal veterans legendary 80’s output, with a sound that is a true return to their original thrash form which could have easily placed this album being released right after …AJFA.  They brought back all of the classic elements (including their iconic logo!) that made METALLICA awesome to begin with and more than made up for their “Angry Loads” era. 

Remember to always send back the “medium rare chicken tenders” and if you’re using a ride share, make sure to be hammered on at least one part of the journey.

JOIN US for a brief review of a recent local metal show featuring Atlanta’s own Embering Effigy at Sweetwater Live in Duluth (as well as a summary of the “aftermath” that followed), remember that “the Loads of Anger” are always at the bottom, and behold the victors of “The Loudness Wars” with METALLICA’s 2008 return to their thrash metal roots, DEATH MAGNETIC.

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(00:01): “Why not shred management?” / #highschoolmemories / “That was his ‘fuck off’ hour…”/ #guitarclass / “We came up with this song…it’s in my brain…”/ #LMAO / “I can play it on guitar right now…”/ “I left it in there just for you…”/ “I think we should do a toast…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “He might get his feelings hurt…”/ #shinydiamonds and #cleantigers / #shinytigers and #cleandiamonds / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST HERE IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #baconsoda / “Somewhere Russell referenced ‘bacon soda’ and Billiam found a bottle of Bacon Soda…”/ “Tastes like maple bacon snooch…”/ “I need to let Doro taste it…”/ #markthetime / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***

(07:20): “And I ordered #mediumrarechickentenders …”/ “Matthew…you were fuckin’ trashed!”/ “If you’re doing a rideshare, you really owe it to yourself to be hammered at least on one end of the journey…why take an Uber if you’re gonna be sober?”/ “I must have looked like a hammered 4 year old…”/ #blackoutASMR / “You know that pre-hangover hangover that you get?” / #markthetime / “Okay, so you paid $38 for $8 Chinese food?”/ “It was a lot of wind…and a lightshow…”/ “Let’s go back to the show…”/ #SweetwaterLive #LocalMetalShow #EmberingEffigy / #RussellsReflectionsConcertReview / “It’s not going in there…”/ “My relationship status is…complicated” / #strangerinthetub / “Back to the show…”/ “What kind of beast was he fucking?” / “Here’s what I liked about Embering Effigy…”/ “You don’t have to get hammered…”/ “Have you noticed that Waffle House has changed dramatically…? Now they’ve got cute girls working there…”

(22:44): “How about some #wolfsteak !?” / “We got an email here from Norvyn…”/ EMAIL US at [email protected] / For less than the price of a bottle of lube…you can JOIN US on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / PATREON SHOUTOUT!!! / “Wait, what did you say?”/ Speaking of which… #WrathchildAmerica news from #dissonanceproductions / #WrathSAZ / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “We could do a whole Atlanta show…” / #metalmemes

(29:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALLICA – DEATH MAGNETIC!!! / “This one should have come after Justice…they brought their old logo back…”/ “It’s a little bit longer…”/ “When they released it, it was a #brickwalled mix…”/ Produced by Rick Rubin / Released September 12, 2008 / Debuted at Number 1 / #assholecavern / “They had that whole lawsuit thing with #Gibson …”/ “I think I clipped the bird…”/  THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFE / “That’s a hell of a comeback after St. Anger…”

(39:35): THE END OF THE LINE / “The riff sounds familiar but I can’t place it…”/ “That’s got a little bit of a Load feel to it…”/ “I know it’s rock n roll, bro, but…”/ “He can smoke his guitars, play his guitars, and not give a fuck what I say about Lars…”/ #poetry / BROKEN, BEAT & SCARRED / “Rise, fall down, rise again…”/ “They brought back all the elements that made classic #Metallica awesome…we’re gonna let the #angryloads go…”/ THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES / “It kinda has a Fade To Black cadence to it…”/ “Don’t want no A1 for my #wolfsteak YEAH!” / “Even that riff is kinda like Fade To Black a little bit…”/ “Sounds like #southernrock and #ThinLizzy and #IronMaiden / “That’s the riff from Am I Evil?...” / “One man’s opinion…sometimes I get a little put off…to me, the sound is the same…” / “The Loads don’t sound like this…” / The variation of mixes from earlier albums until later albums across multiple artists / “The mix is completely different…” / “Mix-wise with this and Hardwired…they sound like they could have been recorded at the same time…maybe that was their second dose of Loads…”

(56:13): “This goes out to all the dreamers out there…”/ ALL NIGHTMARE LONG / “In just a few short months…”/ “Luck…runs…out…”/ “He just leans into it…just give us one…”/ “We need to have a #YEAH counter…I’ve got a clicker, I’m bringing it…”/ CYANIDE / “The bass does have a pretty big part in this song…”/ #thickandfullandgirthy / “It’s not overbearing but it’s definitely there…”/ “I’m gonna be a dick about that forever…”/ “Warning for Billiam…”/ “Sorry, that’s #AWavyAdolf …”/ THE UNFORGIVEN III / “That was a good one…”/ #Huh? / “Oh yeah, it’s horny too…it’s horny & stringy…”/ “I can’t hear him play drums anymore without thinking about that dude on #Instagram…”/ “Forgive me…why can’t I forgive me!?” / “That’s fuckin’ rock’n’roll, man…”/ Reflecting on other albums suffering from a #BrickwalledMix

(1:09:37): THE JUDAS KISS / “That’s super ugly…like #butterface notes…”/ “I’ve gotten more impatient as I’ve gotten older…” / “We got spoiled by The Black Album…you can only write so many riffs, right?” / “I’m about to piss on myself…”/ SUICIDE & REDEMPTION / “Is that BASS back there?” / “That sounds like the #Metallica of old…” / #classicmetallica / “Charles is in town…and he brought his horse…”/ MY APOCALYPSE / “C’mon, stand up like Lars…”/ “Almost like Damage Inc. vibes…”/ “It’s been a while since we did a proper Metallica episode…”/ “Is that all you guys do? Metallica and Slayer?” / #Bro / “Nobody said bro that much, bro…”/ “You wanna hold hands?” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “If this is their 9th studio album, where does it rank?” / “The Loads of Anger is at the bottom…the bottom is filled with Anger and Loads…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel 

In 1995, Los del Rio infected popular dance culture with their one-hit wonder, “The Macarena”, the U.S. national debt was only $5,000,000,000,000 (five trillion), both eBay and Craigslist were birthed into popular culture, Taco Bell offered The Volcano Burrito and The Double Decker Taco menu items for a limited time (each for less than $1.00, btw), and O.J. Simpson was acquitted thanks (in no small part) to Robert Kardashian, the man who would ultimately become responsible for fueling the success of Gary Holt’s incredibly popular line of outerwear.

Meanwhile, in the world of 1995 metal, Kyuss called it quits shortly after releasing “…And The Circus Leaves Town” and DOWN unleashed their debut masterpiece “NOLA” on the EXACT SAME DAY that Dream Theater released their first EP featuring their 23-minute epic title track, “A Change Of Seasons”!

Get ready to find out what a “Coyote Disaster” actually sounds like, be mindful that when it comes to playing music in a live setting, some of us can play “topless” and some of us need a “sports bra”. Hear our thoughts regarding the upcoming “Back To The Beginning” final Black Sabbath concert event, listen carefully for a handful of not so subtle “R.E.M. references”, learn “how to scream at people in Braille”, and brace yourself for the record scratch heard ‘round the world (after embracing your “Patreon privilege”) when you JOIN US to find out “how they all talk” as we travel back in time to THE YEAR IN METAL – 1995.

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(00:01): “I’ve thought about something…”/ “That’s not consistent…it’s not the same…”/ #JoJoRabbit / “YEAH!!!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I never saw him play topless…he could have done a sports bra…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING AT YOU FROM THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / “There’s something to remember when it comes to nasty, mean things you say to people…”/ #recordscratch / “This has got nothing to do with metal…”/ “Make this a #Patreon…”/ #talkies / “How do you scream at somebody who’s deaf?”/ #youjustmouthit / “Dude, they can’t hear this, don’t worry about it…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, HEAD TO #THEDOCKET *** 

(06:24): ***Head over to patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast to JOIN US over there!!!*** / #patreonshoutout / “Do you not like when I do that, dude?”/ #PatreonPrivilege / “How about a beer, bitches?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #SceptreBrewing #MikroBose / “If it was liquid nitrogen cold…” / ***Check us out on ALL the social media, including #TikTok #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube at #MetalNerderyPodcast and EMAIL US at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / #ThePost / “Comin’ out of a K-hole…”/ Thoughts regarding the final #BlackSabbath show in July 2025 / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “That’s me in the spotlight…” / “I was literally thinking that as you were saying it…”/ #sayinggoodbye / “The fact that he’s still alive is a miracle of modern science…”/ “You’ve gotta go left before that happens…”/ #DrugWarRetardity / “It’s a powdered vegetable…”

(17:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  1995 – YEAR IN METAL / “The 30th anniversary of 1995…”/ #BlackSabbath (Forbidden) / “This is the #remix…”/ RUSTY ANGELS / “Is there something a little doomier on this?” / THE ILLUSION OF POWER / “Now THAT’s Sabbath…”/ “Let’s do some weird shit…”/ “This is the #killeropener for 1995…”/ #DOWN (NOLA) – TEMPTATION’S WINGS / “If you think about one, how do you not think about the other?” / #Behemoth (SVENTEVITH (Storming Near The Baltic)) – HIDDEN IN A FOG / “Do you hear that acoustic in the background?” / #blackmetal

(26:54): “I’ve got the perfect one…”/ “Huh?”/ #GripInc (Power of Inner Strength) / HOSTAGE TO HEAVEN / “A little?”/ “That just gets me hard hearing that…”/ #FuManchu (Daredevil) – COYOTE DUSTER (NOT Coyote Disaster!) / “I wanna be high…in the desert…jumpin’ dunes…”/ “Poon is like the whole thing, snootch is actually the tunnel…”/ “Oooh, so you’re doing the #Uno card…”/ #Reverse / #Deicide (Once Upon The Cross) – ONCE UPON THE CROSS / “The difference between Chris Barnes and Corpsegrinder…”/ #genreASMR

(36:36): #MonsterMagnet (Dopes To Infinity) – NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD / “I believe the proper term is ‘cock averse’…”/ “That’s a LOT of flange back there…”/ “Look at the W.A.S.P. album…”/ “I know where I’m going next…”/ “That was a good impression of you doing an impression of me doing an impression of #BrianJohnson…”/ #Kyuss (…And The Circus Leaves Town) – HURRICANE / “Also, ironically enough, you were here for BOTLH…”/ #FaithNoMore (King For A Day…Fool For A Lifetime) – THE GENTLE ART OF MAKING ENEMIES / “They were weird…it became very artistic…” 

(46:54): #Death (Symbolic) – SYMBOLIC / “What do you think your favorite Death album is?”/ “…and we’re back!”/ #Carcass (Swansong – 1996) ***NOTE: we’re aware this wasn’t released in 1995, but it was recorded in 1995, so it’s fine…*** / BLACK STAR / “Death ‘n’ Roll…”/ “This is my last pick here…”/ “I feel like #grunge is a bit of a strong word…”/ #Anthrax (Stomp 442) – FUELED / “Honorable mentions…”/ “We should play that, it’s only 25 minutes…”/ “What did you say!?”/ “We should do an #InsideTheMetal on them…they don’t have a lot of albums either…”/ #MrTinkletrain / “I watched a video from when (#Primus) made that video (for Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver)…” / #StillNotBlackEnough / #MagnusOpus vs #MagnumOpus / “I’ve never heard a woman actually fart…”/ “Top Song from #Billboard in 1995…you’re never gonna guess it…”/ #SuperBowlCommercial / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel #Huh?

After 50 years, it’s great to see PENTAGRAM finally getting the attention they deserve from all across the world wide web. LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE, the band’s latest offering and their first album in nearly a decade, arrived on the scene mere weeks before a video surfaced that went viral, showing founding member and frontman Bobby Liebling (wide-eyed and seemingly possessed) powering through “The Ghoul” with the rest of the band on stage and instantly becoming a viral sensation across metal circles and the greater metropolitan global meme universe.

LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE truly measures up to the meaning of the phrase, with PENTAGRAM doing the impossible and finally breaking through to a worldwide audience. With their trademark dark, doomy, and heavy sound finally produced in a way that captures the dark essence of classic doom with the amplified power and brutality of more modern doom metal bands, LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE might just be PENTAGRAM’s finest hour, resulting in one of the greatest (and most fun) doom metal albums in the entire genre.

Be sure to stop by your local “Snooch & Gooch” and pick up some “rental snooch” and remember that there’s a significant difference between “man coon balls” and “Maine Coon paws”. Discover how the transcendental power of hearing Sleep’s “Dopesmoker” at a local tavern can manifest the “best Friday ever”, remember that snails are just slugs with a “tow behind camper shell”, prepare to “pet the horn” and get “a little tingly down in the nether regions” and JOIN US for a modern taste of classic doom from Alexandria, Virginia doom metal innovators PENTAGRAM with LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE.

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(00:01): “If you’re gonna add on to your house…”/ “And the benefit of that would be…?”/ “Or maybe a trampoline room…”/ ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “We completely forgot to do the intro last time…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AT BUNKERPOON CENTRAL!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #OneHellOfAnAle #HappyHopBrewery / 7.0% ABV / “That’s kinda daydrinkin’, right?” / “It’s not too carpety either…” / “I can’t eat 3 times a day…that’s a lot…”/ #ketosis / #RussellsReflectionsASMR/ #SundownersSyndrome #Dementia / “If there’s any silver lining whatsoever…when you can have some distance and some prep time…it’s not as shocking…”/ “Weird stuff…that’s NOT them…” 

(12:05): “The volume is down…”/ #fixitinpost / #sexualdeviance / “Did I leave that in there?”/ “Y’all know what snails look like, right?” / “Just an isolated picture of a dude’s…horn…”/ “It might have been on #YouTube …”/ “I thought that was my ‘in’…”/ “How about those #Patreons?” / “We dismounted strong…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA JOIN US ON PATREON YOU CAN DO SO AT WWW.PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “Can I request some #reactionvideos to #ElectricCallboy?” / “I’m a little scared…”/ #milking / “I used to watch some deviant, weird shit…I had to stop…”/ “This was live action btw…”/ “Octopus with dick tentacles?”

(19:06): You can follow us on the socials at #YouTube #Facebook and #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast or you can email us at [email protected] or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #GreatScott #VoicemailSegment / “I got a little tingly down in the nether regions…”/ “Was it Julie Newmar?” / #swarthy / “Old school #morn…”/ “Who was the chick from #TheMunsters? The wife?” / #YvonneDeCarlo / “Bush…and curves…you don’t get bush anymore…”/ “We have another one…”/ #gourdhead / #EmberingEffigy (Playing at #SweetwaterBarAndGrill on March 15th) / ROUGAROU / “Keep your eyeballs pierced…or PEELED!!!” / #southernfriedthrashmetal / “I can sense the stonerdom coming…”/ Description of a Rougarou / “#Bandcamp is kind of a cool site…”

(30:00): “First of all, let us just say…”/ #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  PENTAGRAM – LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE / Congratulations and blessings to #BobbyLiebling and #Pentagram for recently breaking through the memeiverse and gaining worldwide recognition across the interwebs!!! / “There’s a song on this album where the outro solo is Tony Iommi…”/ Alexandria, Virginia / “That’s what I call it, btw…”/ #whatsitcalled / Cool, retro, psychedelic styled #albumcover / “It’s a snooch guard…her tits are out…/ “I like that word, dude…the snooch is right next to the gooch…”/ #SnoochAndGooch / Our favorite tracks upon first listen / “It kinda has time machine vibes…”/ #oldschoolheavymetal / “Before we start, can we look up the phrase #LightningInABottle …?” / “Everybody in the WORLD now knows who Bobby Liebling and Pentagram are thanks to that meme…”

(38:00): “About 1:45…”/ LIVE AGAIN / “Sounds like #DOWN almost…”/ “Like a cat with man coon balls?” / #mainecoonpaws / “WTF are man coon balls?” / “His voice resembles Lee Ving (from FEAR) and the singer from #MollyHatchet …”/ IN THE PANIC ROOM / “I can hear this playing in a juke joint, pool hall…”/ “What do you think the die-hard fans will think?”/ I SPOKE TO DEATH / #thickandfull / #Sleep #Dopesmoker / “It got to like 35 minutes in and somebody finally changed it…”/ #BestFridayEver / “I’ve never experienced it in public…”

(47:42): DULL PAIN / “That takes me back to the 70’s…”/ “This next one might be one of my favorites…”/ LADY HEROIN / #CBLE / “This #cantbeloudenough btw…”/ “That’s right when he shot…”/ #awwwmannn / “I didn’t notice that before…”/ #usethoseheadphones / “Probably the heaviest clean sound ever…”/ “Pink Floyd is doing another showing of #LiveAtPompeii at #IMAX …”/ #ShroomChronicles / “Liquid hot magma…”

(55:23): I’LL CERTAINLY SEE YOU IN HELL / “All that’s missing…is the 60’s psychedelic keyboard…”/ “You’ve seen the video…it was a meme video…they were in a speedboat…”/ #turndownforwhat / #funnysportscommentary / #flopping / THUNDERCREST / “That’s heavy as shit!”/ “The production makes (the songs) really good…”/ The difference between #KISS studio albums vs #ALIVE! / “You’ve gotta solve the puzzle before you can spread the labes, dude…”/ SOLVE THE PUZZLE / “I know it…this album’s got riffs all over the place and some of the riffs are familiar, but I can’t place them…”/ “Everything sounds like everything…there’s only so many riffs, right?” / Riffs that sound like other riffs

(1:03:40): “That’s what labes are, dude…they’ve got wings…”/ SPREAD YOUR WINGS / “Sounds like modern Skynyrd…”/ “I hope I’m that cool at 71…”/ “I like the heavy cleanness…”/ LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE / “There’s only one way to listen to this album…LOUD!” / “Like a doomier version of Motorhead…”/ WALK THE SOCIOPATH / NOTE:  The drum intro is Breakout from ‘Never Say Die!’ / “Technically, that’s the last ‘official’ track on the album…”/ “It’s gotta be served LOUD…”/ “Let’s do the #bonustracks why not?” / START THE END / “The lyrical imagery is very cool…kinda like old Ozzy lyrics and old Dio lyrics…”/ “I don’t mean to be a dick…YOU know Gator Country…”/ #DannyJoeBrown was the original vocalist for #MollyHatchet / “That’s right around the corner…”/ MIGHT JUST WANNA BE YOUR FOOL / “It’s like Hendrix Doom, can you imagine #JimiHendrix doing #DoomMetal ???” / “Now I wanna do 70’s shit…70’s volume II?” / #futureepisodeidea / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel

Formed in 1981 and hailing from Downey, California (the birthplace of the mighty Hetfield), thrash masters DARK ANGEL unleashed a darker, faster, more aggressive sounding brand of thrash, with a sound initially reminiscent of the death metal aesthetic present in Slayer’s early work and later evolving into a more progressive, technical thrash sound resembling the latter part of Death’s catalog. 

Prepare to learn more about “the outer balloon knot” (‘the yurt’ as it ‘twere)” and remember that when it comes to old school thrash, those guys “got a LOT to say” and a very short time in which to say it. Enjoy a spirited debate regarding cover songs relative to the originals that was 100% “from the heart”, learn more about the benefits of “The Express Package”, and don’t forget to “microwave your melons” after you JOIN US as we learn more about the technical thrash genius of “The L.A. Caffeine Machine”, DARK ANGEL.

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(00:01): “Not since Tuesday…”/ #dreams / “What’s he gonna say?” / #titillationfactor / “Shock value is fun…”/ “I don’t want to no more…”/ “It’s in your hand too often…”/ “That sounded almost like #RichardPryor a little bit…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Ohh-uhh…”/ “I’m tied up to your dock, get your ass down here!”/ #noteven / #Margaritaville / “Let me ask…obviously you’ve got friends with boats…”/ #boatsandhoes / “My wife had a #Galantines Party…”/ “They play ‘Pin the junk on the hunk’…”/ “If I pull up a picture could you point her out?”/ #Covechella / #QRCode / NOTE:  QR means “quick response” / “If it’s Freebird, it’s tits…if it’s Stairway…”/ “To me the downstairs is like the headliner…”/ “It will be the #Bunkerpoon Part 2…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, CHECK THE SHOW NOTES FOR #THEDOCKET ***

(11:17): “It’ll be Trans Leprechaun Dwarfism Month (in March)…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “You know what a greyhound is…”/ #saltydog / #RussellsReflectionsBrunchEdition / #CutwaterLimeMargarita for #NationalMargaritaDay / “This thing is 12.5% ABV…”/ “I’ve got a back snootch…you wanna see my #balloonknot?” / “If I do it in the dark, my dick will seem bigger…”/ “The yurt, as it ‘twere…”/ “It’s the hole aesthetic…the ambiance, as it ‘twere…”/ #bruisedrib / “$450 Million…”/ “We were talking about a really important subject…”/ “I don’t know if I could do it on purpose…”/ “If it’s gonna be covered in #HumanNutella it’s gotta be love…”/ #whatarewetalkingabout? / #MarchEnemy / #roadtrip / “What’s her name?”/ “I’ve gotta get in shape…I think I literally bruised a rib…” / “It would be a shame to waste this…and then you get the express package…”/ “Can we move on, please?” / #sixlistenerscantbewrong

(23:45): ***You can JOIN US on #Patreon at www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast for LESS THAN the price of a pack of smokes or a bottle of lube!!!*** / #PatreonShoutOut / “Y’all gotta check out #TheHogStory …that’s where it all started…”/ #BunkerpoonAfterDark / ***If you want to EMAIL US you can do so at [email protected] or check us out on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #Luis #mysterycaller / “I want Mexican food now…I’ll bet his fajitas will knock your socks off!”/ “Something funny, real quick…”/ “It sounds perfect…”/ #newlistener

(29:04): #TheDocket / “Can you PLEASE tell me…?”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  DARK ANGEL / “This one’s gonna be educational…”/ #learningexperience / #DarkAngel is the topic, btw / #CombatUltimateRevenge / “They’re working on new shit right now!”/ NOTE:  Different singer now than early on / Est. 1981 in Downey, California / NOTE:  They are from Los Angeles / “Progressive technical thrash metal…”/ We Have Arrived (1985) / WE HAVE ARRIVED / “The cover…looks like Sabbath Bloody Sabbath…”/ Don Doty on vocals / “Wanna hear what it sounds like when Satan gives head?” / HELL’S ON ITS KNEES / “It all comes from Diary (Of A Madman) …”

(38:38): Darkness Descends (1986) / “Batmanesque?” / “This was the first album with #GeneHoglan on drums…”/ #killeropener / DARKNESS DESCENDS / “Oooh, ONE!” / NOTE: That came out before ONE by TWO years! / “When I was 16, fuck yeah, but now…”/ THE BURNING OF SODOM (see also the cover as done by #PigDestroyer) / “With a good production, it would have been SO much better…”/ “If you had to pick one more, based on title…which one?”/ DEATH IS CERTAIN (LIFE IS NOT) / “If I’m building my 1986 soundtrack, that’s going on it…” / “He’s kind of a douchebag for that…a little bit…”/ “Mad as Lars?” / “I think ‘fuck off’ is actually a full sentence…”

(47:15): Leave Scars (1989) / “I believe I saw an advertisement on #HeadbangersBall that was specifically for #DarkAngel…maybe this album…”/ Ron Rinehart now on vocals / #TheShift / “It was pre-church…”/ “I thought that dude was gone…he’s got an active Facebook?” / “Why do you think he was dead?” / “In fairness, I have name checked people who have passed away…”/ THE DEATH OF INNOCENCE / “The next song has all the #cokelines…it must be their big #hitsingle…”/ NEVER TO RISE AGAIN / “Let’s hear the cover…it’s 1:47…”/ IMMIGRANT SONG / #LedZeppelinCover / “I’m sorry, this is NOT good…that is shit…that was NOT good, and here’s why it’s not good…”/ A brief discussion and/or debate regarding how cover songs are done. / “It was basic, and it was annoying…”/ “Here’s where I get weird about covers…”/ “From the heart…I’m giving you my opinion of that cover…I think it was lazy.” / #fromtheheart / “Same deal…Dissident Aggressor…” / LEAVE SCARS / “Shut your honky, cracker, peckerwood ass…”/ “Here’s what I’ve figured out about old school thrash:  they’ve got a LOT to say.

(1:04:04): Time Does Not Heal (1991) / “What was that band? Dumb and Dumber…no, #CrashTestDummies … That guy could be in #TypeONegative and they could go on a #reuniontour…” / “That dude is a wizard, he wears sunglasses and plays drums…”/ TIME DOES NOT HEAL / “That sounds like #Death a little bit…”/ Production by #TerryDate / “This might be their #MagnumOpus…”/ “Sounds kinda like the dude from #Heathen a little bit…”/ “This is their #MagnusOpus…” / #MagnumAnus / “If you’re gonna go by song title…”/ “Go by the #cocklines…I guess that’s a little safer than #cokelines…how do you do #cocklines?” / “I write the book backwards…I start with the period (because I’m not afraid of it) …”/ PSYCHOSEXUALITY / “This is definitely their best produced album, for sure…the songs are way more progressive than before…”/ “Bestiality!?” / “If it was you, and a cat, and a bottle of lube…”/ “Ohh…so #veggiality is alright?” / AN ANCIENT INHERITED SHAME / “I think they got eclipsed in a way by #Death and got left behind (and they shouldn’t have been)…” / “They’re good songs…but they’re not anthems…”/ “…and a philosophy…”/ “They’ve got the riffs and the construction…” / “Just to back up real quick…apparently if you put a cantaloupe in the microwave for 30 seconds…”/ “What about a zucchini?” 

(1:20:43): Live Scars (1990) / LEAVE SCARS / #killeropener / #liveconcertalbum / #ForWhomTheBellTollsASMR / “Okay, okay…”/ “You can really hear the energy…they captured it…”/ “Guys…we don’t nail it every time, but sometimes we want to learn something just for us…”/ “I want your mom’s hot friend to tell her yoga pants to quit staring at my boner…” / “How many times have you heard the following…?”/ “It’s like this but smaller…from here…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE, the 2nd beautifully bizarre edition of “the Sunday funny papers of metal”, brought to you by El Sobrante, California’s genius weirdo trio, PRIMUS, is the gold standard of the eccentric sound of “boxless” progressive, funk metal overtones filtered through a heroic dose of psychedelic infused absurdity and combined with an ample sized bowl of surreal silliness.

With drum beats that are right, smack dab ”in the pocket”, bass lines that defy the laws of music and reality, orchestrated, atonal, guitar noise that’s always a tad off, and lyrics covering a vast array of peculiar and unusual topics, ranging from promiscuous cats to reckless race car drivers to weird time signatures to sheer luck, SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE is one of those recordings that every metal head with a well-defined sillier side (and a “sophisticated palette”) must possess.  

Grab a handful of relaxation and enjoy “a positive Applebee’s experience” while also noting that this is our 2nd PRIMUS episode featuring a story about Applebee’s (seriously, what are the odds of that happening almost 3 years later!?). Discover the reason McDonald’s is diabolical and why it’s exactly like something else that’s “not even the same ballpark”, understand that it’s perfectly okay to have “different tastes” with regard to entertainment shown “in slow motion”, and brace yourself for a first time Steve Harvey impression that morphed into a Katt Williams impression that was followed by an even better, more impressive Katt Williams impression when you JOIN US as we gear up to go snorkeling through the caverns of queso while SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE.

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(00:01): “It’s almost the end of #AmericanHistoryMonth …”/ “That’s #antiAmerican bruh…”/ #MrBlack ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Billiam sporting #TheWarningShirt #MetalNerderyWarning / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Yeah man…”/ #DeathMetalFont #ScepterBrewingArts #ScepterArtsBrewing #DecaturGeorgia #DickHater / “It’s got a carpet flavor…”/ #rimshot / #HazyIPA #sixpointfiveABV / “Definitely a little carpet…”/ #icecoldbeer / “Here’s why…”/ “I can get an ice bucket down here…”/ “That one…not the one above it…the one that’s over there…”/ #followmyfinger / ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “Last night, we were both tired, but we needed dinner…”/ #RussellsReflectionsRestaurantEdition / “It’s either a #divebar or we go to #locallyownedrestaurants …”/ “It’s so funny you mention that…”/ #TJApplebees and/or #Applebees / #flattentheherd / “That’s a great idea!” / #TiffanyLights / “What are we walking into?” / #TheVerdict / #peoplewatching / “It’s kind of an interesting thing…people are just people…”/ #backstoryASMR / “Somebody told me about someone they knew making money as a #footfetish #pornographer …”/ “Walk through a chocolate cake…”/ “I’m always looking right at the snootch…”/ “Nice hands…it raises the face and lowers the hands…”/ #bigtoethumb #Transformer / “Don’t women have Adam’s apples, though?”

(14:34): “What about some #Patreon …?” / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT!!!*** / ***You can JOIN US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #ThankYou / “I didn’t need it, I just wanted it…”/ #McDonalds / “It’s the same thing, dude…only the names have changed…”/ ***If you’d like to email us, hit us up at [email protected] ***/ ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / #EmberingEffigy #NewSong ***COMING OUT MARCH 4TH *** / “That last voicemail…I figured out who it was…”/ “He is the Geesh god btw…”/ “You’re allowed to say colors now, and black is all the colors…” / #whoarethey sir?

(20:43): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  PRIMUS – SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE / “They’re #surrealmetal …”/ “I would say #progressivefunkmetal / #Primus #PrimusSucks #PrimusDoesntSuck / “It’s like a weird orchestrated noise…”/ “Once you get past about 50, everything hurts…”/ “Learned that in Dangole County…”/ Released May 14, 1991 / “Tales from the pole…”/ “Which do you think would be more risky?” / #bigtime / “I knew you were gonna say that…”/ #onlythenameschange / “I got a kiss on the cheek from the first stripper I gave a dollar to…”/ “Maybe get the man in the boat…”/ #Hangover / “Your face reminded me of that…”/ #RussellsReflectionsGloryDaysASMR / “You can say colors, dude…”

(28:28): “After we did the #InsideTheMetal for them, I was constantly listening to ‘Too Many Puppies’…”/ SEAS OF CHEESE / HERE COME THE BASTARDS / #thickandfull / “All the progressive music…is #boxless …”/ “I think you know…”/ #whatsthatnoise? / “I did not know that…I didn’t know that…”/ “I could visualize what the studio looked like…”/ “It’s not #trans dude…”/ #relaxervision / #usethoseheadphones / SGT. BAKER / “I don’t remember hearing that…I never heard that before…”/ #usethoseheadphonesASMR / #fullmetaljacket / “You ain’t got no horns, boy…”/ “Everything always fit, too…”/ “He was the Dave Mustaine of Primus…but that band was not Geddy Lee’s band…it’s not Primus without that dude…”/ #BassPlayersArePeopleToo / “Russ used to be a person…”/ “Either that’s a dildo or a guitar…”

(38:56): “Sometimes it takes time to grow into things…”/ #potsmokerperspective / “It’ll put you in that mood…”/ “If you’re high, Primus is definitely good listening…”/ AMERICAN LIFE / “That slide is kind of eerie…”/ “It sounds way bigger than 3 people…”/ “They played this on #HeadbangersBall back in the day…”/ JERRY WAS A RACECAR DRIVER / “Steamy…”/ “He’s like the #AceVentura of metal…”/ “Yes you need to shave your balls…”/ NOTE:  He’s talking about Kung Fu Rascals which came out in 1992 / #supersilly / “Why you gotta be ching chong?”

(47:52): “Isn’t it weird that he’s in his 60’s?” / “If you count it, it’s 11…you’ll see…”/ ELEVEN (NOTE:  the intro is also in 11…either 11/4 or 11/8…the real musicians can correct us as needed.) / “Who is THEY?”/ “My socks and shoes always match…”/ IS IT LUCK? / “This part is great…it’s so great…”/ “But she wasn’t impressed…”/ #bassfart / “Strokin’ up?”/ GRANDADDY’S LITTLE DITTY / #flatus / TOMMY THE CAT / #TomWaits / “That’s a whole lotta Rosie right there…”/ Les Claypool’s bass playing style / “He’s using all the tools in the toolbox…”/ “Their videos…for people who’ve never done drugs…this is what drugs is like…”/ SATHINGTON WALTZ / “This sounds like weed…” / “I have a story to share after this…”/ “It was 1998…that night, I did some of that 3 letter drug with some friends…”/ #lysergicreflectionsASMR / “Dude, these are John Petrucci’s hands…”/ “That’s a Cadillac, isn’t it?”/ “I think…they should make a pornography channel…with nothing but slow motion porn…”/ #differenttastes / “Like the #TacoBell gong?”

“Don’t make it weird…”

“They all wear jumpsuits, they’re kinda like KISS because you don’t know what they look like, but they kinda look like serial killers because they all have masks on, and you kinda get Purge vibes when you look at it (the album cover), and then you LISTEN to it…”

SLIPKNOT as a band is extremely off-putting, exhausting, and quite frankly, disturbing, and their self-titled debut album conveys these qualities in the darkest way possible. The album cover alone is the stuff of horror movies and nightmares, featuring all nine members clothed in red prison jumpsuits with their faces covered in grotesquely disfigured masks: nameless and faceless, with only a number and a barcode to identify them. 

Find out more about the latest government study regarding “the medical benefits of bat vagina” and remember that “you’ve never seen Al Gore and Paul Stanley in the same place”.

Discover who knows “how to use the phone”, put on your “Salad Face”, and be sure to “liberate bananas” when you JOIN US as we dive into the angry, uncomfortable darkness that is SLIPKNOT.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “This is how you know you’re getting old…”/ #oldmancoughs / “I’m gonna go black this time…”/ “The medical benefits of bat vagina…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #asianstyleASMR / “Does everybody know that?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN DIGITAL DOLBY SURROUND SOUND!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #markthetime / #TerrapinBrewery #EspressoMartiniImperialWhiteStout #ninepercentABV / “That’s a chug…”/ #JitteryJoes / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “It tastes like a coffee stout mixed with a light beer…”/ “It’s got a corporate coffee carpet flavor…”/ #thatsnotamilkshake / “Where else do you get sugar?” / “WHOA!” / “I’m not gonna give you a recordable here…”/ Proteins and carbs/ “Hand me the horn, I’m feeling stressed…”/ “Meat is not what is fucking up your cholesterol…”/ #carbsaretheenemy / “Does Santa Claus come up from the septic tank now?” / #everythingisalie / #markallthetimes 

(12:50): “But first…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUT (courtesy of Russell) / ***JOIN US on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Just give me yeahs and oohs…let’s see if Matt can NOT say a word while you do it…”/ “Speaking of emails…”/ ***You can email us at [email protected] *** / #KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard / “That’s totally a great impression of me…”/ #eclectic / #whatsitcalled / “You’ve never seen Al Gore and Paul Stanley in the same place…”/ “It’s a Patreon comment…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #GodBelow / “If I was gonna dye my beard…”/ #saladface #wizardcamouflage / (***From “Painted Images With The Blood Of…”***) / STILL NOT QUITE SUICIDE / “There’s no play button…”/ #thickandfull / “I like the harmonies…” / “And we have a voicemail…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #anonymouscaller / “That sounds like #PissingPost on a blackout bender…”/ “Would it be weird…?” / NOTE:  I believe Russell is wildly incorrect in his assertion…/ “You can identify however you want on this show…we want to know who you are…”/ #dontmakeitweird

(31:27): “What’s on #TheDocket?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLIPKNOT!!! / #Slipknot #RussellsReflectionsSlipknotEdition / “Real tall…like basketball players…”/ “There’s 9 or 10…”/ “That band is the epitome of our warning…their album cover looks like the stuff of nightmares…”/ Released on June 29, 1999 / Hailing from Des Moines, Iowa / 742617000027 / (SIC) / “If you let someone borrow a book and you never see it again…you’ve passed on knowledge…”/ #CoreyTaylor #SevenDeadlySins #Author / “When do y’all think you got on the #Slipknot boat?” / #funkmetal / “That’s one of y’all’s songs, wasn’t it? Wait, did you sing on that one?” / EYELESS / “It’s like #Slayer #KoRn and #Pantera all mixed into one…” / “Well, not really…but it’s good.”

(49:10): “When we walked through the gates at Lakewood, this is what they were playing…”/ WAIT AND BLEED / “Dude, are you an octopus?” / “Yeah, this…they did this a LONG time…”/ SURFACING (“You always like the build, don’t you?”) / “The best chorus in metal…”/ “They’re coming this summer…so no excuses…”/ “I like the purple…”/ #GrapeNerds / SPIT IT OUT / “Tattered and torn…shaven and shorn?” / TATTERED & TORN / “It’s off putting…”/ “It’s gotta GO somewhere…”/ Art is subjective / “No, it’s Me Inside…”/ #reissue / ME INSIDE / “The next one is called ‘Liberate Bananas’…”/ LIBERATE / #liberatebananas / “It’s bananas!” 

(1:03:44): PROSTHETICS / “It’s gotta go somewhere…it’s GOT to, mister…”/ “That’s somebody’s favorite song…” / NO LIFE / “You’re butchering it…you were sticking your finger up the butthole of the song…”/ #hailyeah / DILUTED / “What the hell did I do to deserve all of this!?” / ONLY ONE / “Name that song…name it…that’s a band not a song…”/ “I didn’t realize they did that much rap stuff…”/ “That little breath there was perfect…”/ SCISSORS / #rightthere / “Don’t scissor with that!”/ #skipahead / EEYORE / “This makes me want to break everything!” / “Get some of THAT!”/ “That is the soundtrack to #America right there!” / “If you start strong, it’s only gonna get better…”/ ***We do also have a Slipknot #ITM episode and the #Knotfest concert review*** / #dilated #untilthenext / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #outroreel

As with life, “Left Turns” and WTF MOMENTS occur constantly in the world of metal. Whether it’s a radical, stylistic change to a band’s sound, any sort of unforeseen tragedy, or “Ozzy just being Ozzy” in the presence of winged, flying creatures, there is certainly no shortage of WTF MOMENTS lurking around every corner throughout the metal community.

It’s time to find out why some “poon juice” has an “extra aroma” and remember that “for less than the price of a pack of smokes OR a bottle of lube” you too can become a part of our Patreon community (regardless of whether you are “an innie or an outie”).

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “We’ll do it when it’s my turn…”/ “I don’t hate #Jager …”/ #jagerbombASMR / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Oh, buyer’s remorse…”/ “What’s the haps?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “It seems like you’ve been coughing the past 3 or 4 times you’ve been here…I know a bunch of people who are halfway sick…” / #longcovid / “It’s the pollen I think…”/ #weathermanipulationASMR / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***

(05:00): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AceHigh #ImperialCider / “It’s #glutenfree and its #vegan” / #markthetime / “He got a nice tri-toon…”/ #yachtASMR / “I get what you’re doing…you’re wanting me to recognize it…you’re doing the Stewie thing with the #CoolWhip and it’s working…”/ #RussellsReflectionsComedyEdition / “I started a couple of shows that are pretty good…”/ #PrimeEvil / “Was that back when they had knights and dragons?” / “This is gonna piss some people off…”/ #Severance / “It’s got Christopher Walken in it…”/ “That’s an actual carrier…”/ “You have an innie and an outie…”/ “Work is work is work…”/ “If you’re an innie you’re probably not into dudes…”/ “You can’t peg it basically…”

(15:06): ***IF YOU WANNA JOIN US ON THE PATREON YOU CAN DO SO AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #PatreonShoutOut / “Y’all oughta all be getting some major poon right now…you’re gonna smell like sweat and shame…and #poonjuice …”/ #OhBoy / “It literally smelled like…”/ “They have an extra aroma…”/ ***If you want to email us you can do so at [email protected] *** / “We’re like Agent Smith in the Matrix…”/ #femalefrontedbands / “You think I should go to the doctor?” / #PatreonRequest / #VishnuASMR / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #mysterycaller / “It’s a 404…that’s Atlanta…I think I know who it is…”/ #MaleNursery

(22:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: WTF MOMENTS IN METAL!!! / “Boy howdy, is there a bunch of them…”/ “This was a major WTF moment for me…”/ “They reinvented the metal…”/ #flavorsaver / #Metallica UNTIL IT SLEEPS (Load – 1996) / “That’s one way to put it…”/ “I think that was a big one for a lot of people…”/ #WTF / “Remember when #Megadeth released Risk?” / CRUSH ‘EM (Risk – 1999) / “Turn Me Loose…that’s what it is…”/ “Is that what’s his face on bass?” / BREADLINE / “Is this on #Footloose?” / “They started it…” / #Ozzy biting the heads off of live, flying creatures… / “No that was Patrick Meehan…” / “Karma is such a sweet, sweet bitch…” / “You’re Ozzy is becoming very close to Biden…”/ #BackToTheBeginning #BlackSabbath / “Tickets go on sale #ValentinesDay (2/14/25)…” / “The Medium Sized Four of Thrash…”/ “Let’s move on…”

(38:58): #CelticFrost and Cold Lake / CHERRY ORCHARDS (Cold Lake – 1988) / “That’d be as weird as #CannibalCorpse doing ballads…”/ “Chase the trans? Trends?” / “Speaking of trans…”/ #VinnieVincentInvasion BOYZ R GONNA ROCK / “They were just trying to out-Poison Poison…he kinda looks like #JoanJett a little…”/ “Sounds great…”/ “That solo does not fit the song…”/ ***WARNING: THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED #CHRONICLES EPISODE*** / “What about all the #PMRC shit?” / #ParentalAdvisory 

(47:43): “My next one is gonna be dark…”/ #Mayhem #Dead #AlbumCover FREEZING MOON / “A lot of hype for not a lot of payoff…”/ “I’ve had nothing but #OpethBone for the past few months…”/ #Screams vs #DeathGrowls / NOTE:  The first album, not band / #Opeth THE DEVIL’S ORCHARD (Heritage – 2011) / “You could definitely bake to this…”/ “Pick a song just to give us something before that…”/ HEIR APPARENT (Watershed – 2008) / “Trust me, it’s totally worth it…” / “Don’t say ‘dropped’…”/ “My daughter always says ‘Why do you always spell that?’…”/ “Are you so tuned in to hating everything now?” / “Do those 2 bands…is it a thing where they battle back and forth?” / “I’ve got one…” / “I did yesterday…it was a #HandSolo…and then when I finally come it sounds like…”/ #coughASMR / “A little #DickTyne? A little #PeckerMint? A little #JuicyRoot?” / #BlackSabbath BACK STREET KIDS (Technical Ecstasy – 1976) / #WTF

(1:04:16): “It’s very podcast friendly…”/ “We’ve been lied to for years and years…coughing is a sign of health…”/ “Makes the whole day smooth…”/ #OhBoy / “We’re getting this from you, you know that right?” / #KISS I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN’ YOU (Dynasty – 1979) / “Look at that face…that gave me nightmares as a kid…”/ #BangDeLotta / #whatsitcalled / #HonorableMentions / The day that #Dimebag was murdered on stage with #Damageplan / The #GreatWhite Station fire / #Damageplan NEW FOUND POWER (New Found Power – 2004) / “I don’t know how legs can do that without cramping up…”/ #LifeOfAgony #Transformers #OptimusPrime / “The ‘first’ death of Peter Steele…” / “A little something out of the B-O-X…”/ #itsstartingtohurt / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR WTF MOMENTS IN METAL!!! / “They had cars back then…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel