He’s a pathologist; brave, witty, always there to give you a hand.

He’s a doctor; a square jawed hero, who tells it like it is

She’s….erm…well…um…she looks good in just a big shirt.

Together they must travel to a remote island somewhere off the coast of somewhere. They’ve got a bone to pick with a fellow scientist who’s let a million silly cats run riot, terrorising the locals who are so scared they’re literally turning to jelly.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, we find out where Pot Noodles come from. I knew those things were evil but I’ll never sleep again now.