Our latest AFL 2016 Season Primer is now out!Well, if you're a fan of kicking a man when he's down, then do we have good news for you!We're finally rummaging through the Carlton Football Club in our latest AFL 2016 Season Primer!We felt it unfair to enjoy this alone, so once again we have recruited the services of our Essendon correspondent Will!Did the Blues have a standout player in the 2015 season?Is it possible to pick a worst loss?Did they have any best players that weren't in their backline?How did the early microwaveing of memberships affect Panasonics second quarter profits?How will Visy buy their way out of this one? Is the line up for their chopping block bigger than the Mayans at Teotihuacan?Will they keep a rivalry with the Bombers for the wooden spoon and #1 draft pick?But seriously, an adversary is only an adversary when they're worthy, otherwise they're Melbourne FC, so we do hope that the Blues can at least put up a fight this year and show some character. Continuity...

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