And the first prize for Sleepy English Village goes to…

While the entire population has a Sunday morning lie-in, a handful of insomniacs, desperate to get some sleep, try all sorts of things to wear themselves out. Drinking, looting, kidnapping, bank robbing, inconsiderate parking, having babies, hiding in cupboards, running over sleepwalkers, blowing things up, crashing cars, stealing planes and shooting corpses.

None of it works of course, but then I could have told them that.

Er, i mean…whoops….I wouldn’t know, never tried it (nonchalant whistling).