Topics: Marmalade on newspapers, walking on dolphins (whoa oh!), and Dumbledore's prankster nature

Alyssa and Clark read chapters three and four of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. They talk about Hagrid's expulsion, the ticking time bomb in the Dursley's marriage, and the many (often hilarious) titles given to Dumbledore. 

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Hogwarts Acceptance Letter: http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Hogwarts_acceptance_letter

The Immortal Fruitcake: Can We Make Food Last Forever?: http://www.sketchyscience.com/2013/12/the-immortal-fruitcake-can-we-make-food.html

Cokeworth is fictional. Its distance from London is never specified. 

Railview Hotel wiki: http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Railview_Hotel

Hagrid Officialy Denies Being Santa Claus: https://twitter.com/hp_hagrid/status/74414640087580672