The Cast in Order of Appearance

Announcer- Alyssa Small
Pete The Polar Bear as played by Whoopi Goldberg- Daniel Crary
Child #1- Clark Hodges
Child #2- Jenna Livingston
Child #3-Elinor Thiot
Santa - Cameron Michael Fehring
Mrs. Claus- Maia Mills-Low
Dealer- Austin A Logan
Rudolf- Courtney Crary
Hermey The Misfit Elf - Kevin Miller
Greta Thunburg - Adair Rice
The Bumble- Adair Rice

Yukon Cornelius- Skyler Thiot
Shelly - Maia Mills-Low
Heat Miser -Alyssa Small
Snow Miser- Clark Hodges
Suit Miser - Austin A Logan
Trailer Announcer- Daniel Crary
Trailer Rudolph - Daniel Crary
Trailer Bumble- Daniel Crary
Trailer Jessica Chastain - Adair Rice

“Rudolph Reboots Christmas”

Written By Daniel Crary

Co-Written By Austin A Logan

Original Music By Cameron Michael Fehring

Sound Engineer By Clark Hodges

Sound Editing By Austin A Logan

Sound Mix By Daniel Crary

Produced By Daniel Crary

A Secret Weapon Production©

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 30, 31, and 32 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. They dive deep into Dumbledores memories, lament the scourge of Rita Skeeter, and guess what happens when Harry and Cedric touch the Goblet.

Alyssa and Clark discuss chapters 28 and 29 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mr. Crouch has gone mad! Mad Eyed Moody has gone soft! What is this crazy wizarding world coming to?

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 26 and 27 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Like, how is Rita learning all this stuff? It doesn't make any sense!

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 23 and 24 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Harry is really dumb in this one.

A (Barely) Blasphemous Christmas.

Cast

Adar Rice- INNKEEPER, FRANKI WISEMEN
Alyssa Small - GOLDI WISEMEN
Anne Harrington - ELIZABETH, JOSEPHINE
Austin Logan - GABRIEL
Cameron Michael Fehring- SHEPHERD SAM
Clark Hodges - NARRATOR
Courtney Crary- MARY
Daniel Crary - JOSEPH, SHEPHERD DALE
Maia Mils-Low - MYRA WISEMEN
Skyler Theot - KING HEROD, SHEPHERD BOB

Written by- Daniel Crary and A. A. Logan

Script Supervisor- Adair Rice

Edited and Engineered by - Daniel Crary

Special Thanks to - you. Yes, you. For listening.

Alyssa and Clark discuss the motion picture Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald. It was… worth watching. Maybe not a bunch of times, but you gotta watch it once.

It’s time for the Wizard Ball! Grab a butterbeer and the nearest quidditch player and join us on the dance floor!

There are so many house elves and they’re all named after Teletubbies. What is the Wizarding World coming to, and what wizard has been a Bad Wizard®? Find out in this week’s episode!

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 18 and 19 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Clark waxes poetic about Hagrid, Alyssa wonders about dragon's intelligence, and wands are weighed in a needlessly garish ceremony.