Slow Claps and Rewrites

By Secret Weapon Productions

What's Slow Claps and Rewrites about?

Dan and Adair are friends who write almost as much as they talk about writing. Each episode they will work through the new projects, old hangs up, and the same old struggles.

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Slow Claps and Rewrites episodes:

04.25.2020
Chapter 77: Cats!...?
You thought you were safe from Tom Hooper’s madness? Think again. Adair and Dan are back with a special guest to review the musical “event” of the decade, nay the millennium. What song was the best? Which cat will give you nightmares?...
02.07.2020
Chapter 76: Oscars 2020!
Adair and Dan are here to talk about Greta Gerwig, Taika Waititi, and why they should get all the Oscars. That’s it. That’s the episode.
12.31.2019
Chapter 75: The Decade!
Your hosts reflect a decade that gave us Binge Watching, Secret Weapon Productions, and their friendship! Listen to a reflection on writing, podcasting, movies, and the future! Hear how they grew together, changed separately, and what the next ten years of...
12.24.2019
Christmas Special: Rudolph Reboots Christmas!
We Interrupt your regularly scheduled podcast to bring you some holiday cheer! Secret Weapon Productions is proud to present our 2019 Christmas Special: Rudolph Reboots Christmas! This year we satirize the classic Rankin/Bass Christmas Specials. Listen for the hosts of this...
12.23.2019
Chapter 74: Episode 9: Palpatine F*cks
*SPOILERS FOR THE RISE OF SKYWALKER* The end of a trilogy, the end of the saga, and end of year review you’ve been waiting for! Dan and Adair break down the the highs, the lows, and the Porgs of this new trilogy...
12.10.2019
Chapter 73: Knives Out 'a here!
Family murder mystery? Must be the holiday season! Join Adair and Dan as they dive into the Rian Johnson thriller that the Golden Globes can’t get enough of. Who done it? Who didn’t done it? How awesome is Daniel Craig’s accent? Find...
11.04.2019
Chapter 72: Joker, Smoker, Midnight Toker
Dan and Adair are here to tackle the movie that shook you to your core: Joker. No cape, no cowl, no problems.
09.27.2019
Chapter 71: IT Chapter Too Many
Adair and Dan are back to talk about some other Losers in this spoiler filled discussion of the latest Stephen King Adaptation. Clowns! Kids! Secrets! Vomit set to music! This movie has it all. And then a bunch more shoved...
09.13.2019
Chapter 70: Steven Universe: The Movie!
It’s a TV show! It’s a movie! It’s a musical! The fans asked for it, we’ve been waiting since January for it, and now it’s finally here! Adair and Dan break down the return of Steven and The Crystal Gems...
08.02.2019
Chapter 69: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood!
Tarantino’s 9th film set in 1969 as our 69th episode. It’s going to be a damn good time. Adair and Dan are here to talk all things QT, movie magic, and just having a blast with Leo, Brad, and Margot.
07.04.2019
Chapter 68: Spider-Man Should Have Stayed Home
***SPOILERS FOR SPIDER-MAN*** Adair and Dan are back to talk all things web-slinging and wall-crawling! The twist and turns might be obvious from a ways off, but the reimagined and reintroduced characters set your hosts minds a blaze with the possibilities...
06.21.2019
Chapter 67: Days of Dark Phoenix Past
It’s the end of the X-Men under Fox. This is the final film, and after twenty years, Adair and Dan have…questions. Listen in for their disappointments, their greatest hits, and their hopes for mutants under Feige.
06.16.2019
Chapter 66: Tunes for June
Having just had some major life shifts, Dan and Adair attempt to refocus their efforts on writing. Goals, defeats, passion, and declarations are made. And maybe, just maybe they find a way forward.
04.27.2019
Chapter 65: Avengers Endless Feels
*SPOILER REVIEW OF END GAME* Adair and Dan are ready to dive into this closing chapter of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Every character send-off, every fanboy moment, and every time you needed a damn tissue, we’re talking about it here...
04.24.2019
Chapter 64: Steven Universal Truths
Dan and Adair are joined by special guest Austin to discuss Steven Universe. Hold on to your gems!
03.24.2019
Chapter 63: Oh Captain, My Captain!
Dan and Adair break down Marvel’s latest! Who’s a Skrull? What’s a Skrull? How’s a Skrull? Plus other questions and answers!
02.17.2019
Chapter 62: Go Roma, or Go Home-a!
It’s our annual Oscar Pod! It’s that time of year again: who will win? Who should win? What terrible puns will be made? Mark your ballets and tune in to see who’s right, who’s wrong, and what Dan’s new middle name will...
01.27.2019
Chapter 61: "Glass"...Doors?
********SPOILERS********** Adair and Dan break down the latest betrayal by M. Night. We once again ask our selves, why does everything we love have to die? Is this the worst parking lot you’ve seen not at a Denny’s? And why do...
01.14.2019
Chapter 60: Adair Promises to Watch Steven Universe
Adair and Dan talk up their top five favorite written things from 2018! Movies, TV, and…Pretty much just that…
01.07.2019
Chapter 59: Aqua-Bro!
Dan and Adair take you under the sea into an IMDB rabbit hole as they tackle the soon to be billion dollar picture! How pretty is it? How smart is? And as a bonus, who should host the Oscars?
01.02.2019
Chapter 58: Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse!!!
Adair and Dan are back to tell you why Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse is the best animated movie of the year!
12.25.2018
Christmas Special: 2018
A (Barely) Blasphemous Christmas.  Cast  Adar Rice- INNKEEPER, FRANKI WISEMEN Alyssa Small - GOLDI WISEMEN Anne Harrington - ELIZABETH, JOSEPHINE Austin Logan - GABRIEL Cameron Michael Fehring- SHEPHERD SAM Clark Hodges - NARRATOR  Courtney Crary- MARY Daniel Crary - JOSEPH, SHEPHERD DALE Maia Mils-Low - MYRA WISEMEN Skyler...
11.19.2018
Chapter 57: The Crimes of JK Rowling
*** SPOILERS *** Adair and Dan break down The Crimes of Grindelwald! Is this the rise of wizard Hitler? How is Young-ledore? And how “fantastic” are these beasts, really?
10.27.2018
Chapter 56: Venom-Nom-Nom-Nom
Rolling in a like a tur…Well, you know, it’s our review of Venom! The action packed highs, the character lows, emotion middles, your hosts take you through the point by point questions and praise for this MCU adjacent October hit!
09.28.2018
Chapter 55: The Burst Into Song Special
Emmys fallout, Fantastic Beast, DC mistakes, and writing, I guess? A late night special of an episode with Adair’s punchy-ness, and Dan being a dick.
09.14.2018
Chapter 54: Emmy of my Emmy is Friend
It’s Adair and Dan’s picks to win the Emmys! Listen in as your hosts talk sure things, secret hopes, and dark horse winners for this silly little TV award ceremony!
08.31.2018
Chapter 53: Sit The F*ck Down and Do It!
Dan and Adair get back to the business of writing. The changing of the season is upon us, so it's time for existential dread, determining what type of writer you are, and read you a damn poem. As a magic bonus, your...
07.30.2018
Chapter 52: Mission: Improbable
*****Spoiler Review of Mission: Impossible - Fallout!***** Their mission, should you choice to listen, is to break down the latest chapter in the Tom Cruise action series. Dan and Adair talk about the place of this movie in the greater MI...
07.21.2018
Chapter 51: When I get Older, Loosing My Hair...
Adair and Dan talk near future plans to write their hands off, and the pain of asking for someone else's time.
07.12.2018
Chapter 50: That's How You Get Ants!
SPOILERS! Team up time! Adair and Dan tackle the latest Marvel Cinematic Episode, and ask the hard questions you never knew to ask. Like, why you so grumpy Hank Pym? Why can ants operate lasers but not avoid seagulls? When...
06.24.2018
Chapter 49: Jurassic World: Fallin' on Your Face
SPOILER REVIEW OF JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM! Does this franchise still have life? And if so, can it find a way? Dan and Adair break down the finer points of how to run a good idea into the ground and make people collectively...
06.24.2018
Chapter 48: An Incredible Movie
SPOILER REVIEW OF THE INCREDIBLES 2! You loved it growing up, but 13 years later, does Brad Bird recapture the magic? Dan and Adair breakdown the how the supers of the Parr family soared in their sophomore silver screen spectacular! PLUS a special...
06.11.2018
Chapter 47: Oceans Away!
******** SPOILERS ********* A new crew, a new heist, the same third act problems. Adair and Dan break down the latest entry in the Ocean's franchise. From missed opportunities to basics of scene geography, this movie is fun, but needing a serious...
05.28.2018
Chapter 46: "Solo" Can You Go?
********* SPOILERS ********** Wookies, and mobsters, and cape closets, oh my! Adair and Dan break down Lucas Films biggest gamble yet. Can you recast an icon? Can audiences keep up deep cannon? And what do you do with all those damn capes?...
05.20.2018
Chapter 45: Deadpool 2: The Pool-ening
**********SPOILERS************* Back at it for a sexualized, murderous, and uproarious sequel, DP is on a mission to save a kid from becoming a world ending bad guy in the future. Adair and and Dan are on a mission to laugh, shout,...
05.11.2018
Chapter 44: Real Writers
Dan and Adair check in on their current projects, give some updates, and laugh at each other's misspeaks and pain.
04.28.2018
Chapter 43: Infinity War: What Is It Good For?
******** SPOILERS ******** The stones on this Thanos guy, am I right? Dan and Adair pick their MVP's, their biggest let downs, and their predictions for the future after seeing latest CGI onslaught from Marvel Studios. They ask the hard questions like where...
04.09.2018
Chapter 42: That Fucking Nail!
We're talking A Quiet Place, with full spoilers! In what could have ended weaker marriages, the Blunt/Krasinski team create a tale about family and mourning that also raises your pulse until you have no choice but to record a review of...
03.31.2018
Chapter 41: Having read "Ready Player One..."
Easter Eggs for Easter! What's got more references than than a Dan Harmon acid trip? Ready Player One! Dan and Adair break down the pop culture cluster f*ck, why it's great, why it's not, and why you...
03.23.2018
Chapter 40: With A Little Help From Our Friends
It's time to check in and see how we're doing with our individual projects and talk about the individuals that are helping us write. Buckle up, it's time to talk writing.
03.12.2018
Chapter 39: A Wrinkle in Act 2
Dan and Adair tackle A Wrinkle in Time! (Mostly so you don't have to.) **** SPOILER REVIEW **** Three kids + three universe warriors + love = A childhood classic come to life. Why don't you come with me little girl, on a...
03.03.2018
Chapter 38: Oscars So Sad
It's time again for our annual Oscars Pod! Place your bets along with Dan, Adair, and returning oscars expert, Skyler!
02.23.2018
Chapter 37: This Is Us...I mean, Wakanda
WAKANDA FOREVER! ***SPOILERS*** We're reviewing this little movie you might have heard of, Black Panther! Characters you will love, a place you need to visit, and a movie you cannot miss! Adair and Dan break down the latest building block in the Marvel Empire!
02.16.2018
Chapter 36: Thanks Hanks
Your hosts review The Post! From a cast of greats and a director who's mind was on other things, we get a thrilling look into one of the greatest journalistic moments in U.S history. Slinging accents that won't quit and quips that...
02.05.2018
Chapter 35: Cloverfield of Dreams
What else were we going to do after that trailer dropped? Hmm? No instantly review it the movie on Netflix?
02.02.2018
Chapter 34: Good Grief
Back to writing! Dan and Adair discus personal loss and what that does to your writing. Inspiration, motivation, personal reflection, and all the highs and lows that come from grief fueled pros and poems. This episode also features a preview of the coming episodes!
01.19.2018
Chapter 33: What Shape Do You See In The Water?
The Hellboy prequel we always wanted! Dan and Adair are back with their first review of the 2018! The Shape of Water is a romantic fantasy romp that we have a whole lot of thoughts about.
01.05.2018
Chapter 32: Almost The Roaring Twenties!
2017 has died, so we're preforming the autopsy! Adair and Dan pick their favorites, not so favorites, and the one thing they both we they could have gotten their grubby little mitts on for a rewrite.
12.25.2017
Holiday Special 2017: A Christmas Carol
We hope you enjoy our 2017 Christmas special; a modern, radio play version of Dickens' tale of redemption and love. The hosts from our current podcasts (and some yet to come) worked very hard on it. Below, in no particular order, are...
12.17.2017
Chapter 31: Holdo Me Closer, Tiny Jedi
***** SPOILERLY SPOILER SPOILERS ****** We Saw "The Last Jedi" and we have feelings! Favorite moments! Favorite Parents! Favorite Villain! And Favorite means to kill Porgs! Luke and a tale of depression, Kylo and Rey reenact a scene from Girls, Porgs are the pigeons...

What's Slow Claps and Rewrites about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Slow Claps and Rewrites episodes:

Chapter 77: Cats!...?

Chapter 76: Oscars 2020!

Chapter 75: The Decade!

Christmas Special: Rudolph Reboots Christmas!

Chapter 74: Episode 9: Palpatine F*cks

Chapter 73: Knives Out 'a here!

Chapter 72: Joker, Smoker, Midnight Toker

Chapter 71: IT Chapter Too Many

Chapter 70: Steven Universe: The Movie!

Chapter 69: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood!

Chapter 68: Spider-Man Should Have Stayed Home

Chapter 67: Days of Dark Phoenix Past

Chapter 66: Tunes for June

Chapter 65: Avengers Endless Feels

Chapter 64: Steven Universal Truths

Chapter 63: Oh Captain, My Captain!

Chapter 62: Go Roma, or Go Home-a!

Chapter 61: "Glass"...Doors?

Chapter 60: Adair Promises to Watch Steven Universe

Chapter 59: Aqua-Bro!

Chapter 58: Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse!!!

Christmas Special: 2018

Chapter 57: The Crimes of JK Rowling

Chapter 56: Venom-Nom-Nom-Nom

Chapter 55: The Burst Into Song Special

Chapter 54: Emmy of my Emmy is Friend

Chapter 53: Sit The F*ck Down and Do It!

Chapter 52: Mission: Improbable

Chapter 51: When I get Older, Loosing My Hair...

Chapter 50: That's How You Get Ants!

Chapter 49: Jurassic World: Fallin' on Your Face

Chapter 48: An Incredible Movie

Chapter 47: Oceans Away!

Chapter 46: "Solo" Can You Go?

Chapter 45: Deadpool 2: The Pool-ening

Chapter 44: Real Writers

Chapter 43: Infinity War: What Is It Good For?

Chapter 42: That Fucking Nail!

Chapter 41: Having read "Ready Player One..."

Chapter 40: With A Little Help From Our Friends

Chapter 39: A Wrinkle in Act 2

Chapter 38: Oscars So Sad

Chapter 37: This Is Us...I mean, Wakanda

Chapter 36: Thanks Hanks

Chapter 35: Cloverfield of Dreams

Chapter 34: Good Grief

Chapter 33: What Shape Do You See In The Water?

Chapter 32: Almost The Roaring Twenties!

Holiday Special 2017: A Christmas Carol

Chapter 31: Holdo Me Closer, Tiny Jedi