If it isn't clear by now, Alicia will never get enough of the trashy behavior of the Court of Queen Elizabeth I. Oh, the trash and the scandal!

This week, we check in with pony boy/puppy boy Robert Dudley, late of The Original Staircase Murder fame, and his other lovers, Douglas Sheffield (who is not a man) and Lettice Knollys (who is not a lettuce). These Tudors get themselves into all kinds of knots, all under the watchful eye of Bessie I. You think things are weird with your ex? Just you wait.

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