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Why was the broom late? It swept too long, but its friend helped clean up.
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants without its friend.
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish, but friends try.
Why don’t some fish like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of getting caught, but friends help them bluff.
Why don’t some fish like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of getting caught, but friends help them bluff.
Why don’t some cats play poker? Because they might get caught cheating by their friends.
Why don’t some cats play poker? Because they might get caught cheating by their friends.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels, and friends don’t joke about food.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even friends.
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