Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake, and his friend dared him.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a supportive friend.

Why did the scarecrow become friends with the farmer? He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow become friends with the farmer? He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow become a good friend? Because he was always outstanding in his field.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi, and had a friend to dance with.

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one, and his friend laughed.

Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one, and his friend laughed.