Nothing lasts forever. Jon's not going anywhere (yet) but the torch has to go to the next generation at some point. He's busier than a boiled owl. The busiest year of his life just plum got away from him, and he's got to get back to livin' at some point. Get busy living, or get busy dying as they say. Carli's a case manager and former dispatcher, and a girl, so she's got everything Jon's got going for him and moreso. She regularly appears on "Gear Goonz," a YouTube show starring a rag-tag bunch of January-6 style revolutionaries who talk about knives and stuff BUT NEVER GUNS WHATSOEVER.

Jon hangs back a bit in this one to see how Carli does. Let us know if you like her, cause she's up for this post.

Jake Joke: Y, as in "why"