Do you eat your banana the long way? How do you nanner? Let's get into the hard hitting stuff and get things going with Opening Audio...Let's talk about the worst kind of people...Gender reveal people...A couple had their gender reveal on an airplane, and basically hijacked the flight...A newsman couldn't contain himself when it came to a story about guys robbing a sink from a house while riding a bike...A man who obviously has a lot of banana experience has taught us the proper way of eating a banana...Fork & knife it...Banana chat then ensued and listeners wanted to weigh in about how you purchase bananas...Pull your pants down right now!! Rizzo claims he wears $40 pairs of underwear...Jeff ordered a depantsing...Just go with George's and call it a day...There was an outburst at the Diddy trial yesterday as a woman who is there every day was yelling and screaming...The Snack Wrap is back at McDonald's...It is not a limited time offer...It is back for good...Mr. Beast had to borrow money from his mom for his own wedding...He doesn't have a lot of liquid cash...Did Rizzo use his local celebrity card for the second time in two days? There is a rumor that Ken Jennings from Jeopardy will take the place of Bob Barker in the iconic scene from Happy Gilmore...We ask who would be better? Arnold Schwarzenegger could not get over the fact that he saw his son's buttocks and weenie in his tv show...He sounded a tad bit jealous...There is a huge free health clinic that is going on the next few days in Downtown Asheville...Instacart is doing some rollback prices from the 1990's for some of your favorite nostalgic items this summer...Mike Myers is embroiled somehow in the Diddy trial and we found out he has connections to the CIA...A principal was suspended with pay after a parent came and attacked her...A guy tripping on mushrooms called 911 for an intruder that was never in the house...The cops found tons of drugs...A man was caught in Florida with lock picks and a ski mask, he told the cops he was going to watch his girlfriend sleep...A woman was told the woman in a hospital bed was her mother and it wasn't her mother...Jackie Chan is not really Chan...His real last name is Fang...Two names that are real are Rizzo & Jeff, and you can listen to the Wednesday edition of the show here.

We are getting ready to lust for Danny DeVito later on...But for now we have to get things going with Opening Audio...A story about a loose zebra in Tennessee could have been simple and easy, but of course the wacky sports guy had to ruin it...News people cannot have normal banter...A fight at a school graduation of over 27,000 people came to a halt after a man got completely nude...No one is fighting a nude man...A big rode the double dipper...A man is suing Disney because he was injured on the double dipper water slide...He was over the 300lb weight limit...Do you hate the bagpipe like us? An elderly woman attacked her neighbor for constantly playing the bagpipe in his backyard...We don't blame her...A man was arrested after he entered a woman's house and began biting and sucking on her toes while she was asleep...We gave the latest update on the Diddy trial...It involved having trackers on cars among other things...Whether it's a Flowbird or a Manbird, there is a new app for parking Downtown...Did Rizzo abuse his local celebrity to get himself an assigned parking spot at his complex? We head to Listener Court with it...Rizzo lost...Danny DeVito is one hot potato...In an interview he revealed that he could not contain himself when he was the penguin in Batman around Michelle Pfiefer...He lusted over her...We ran down a list of female celebs he could have scored in his prime...Would you eat a hot dog from a restaurant at Walmart? Well, Wienerschnitzel is opening in Walmart's around the country...Would you like a hot dog at Walmart? Don't eat chili cheese dogs before you shop...A man and woman went on a high-speed chase on their first date...He had no insurance, and she had cannabis...it caused a car pile-up...Jonathan Joss, who does the voice of John Redcorn on "King of the Hill" was killed in a hate crime...A man who stole from a gas station escaped on roller blades...A new beauty hack is rubbing yourself with beef tallow instead of sunscreen...When you're 103 you shouldn't play ukulele, golfs, paints and bowls...Hopefully that woman does all of those things while listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Nothing like a little Bachman Turner Overdrive to get us moving on this Mayoral Monday...Let's get to Opening Audio...Bob Dole took a tumble, and we tumble into OA talking about a deputy who was driving around on her motorcycle and her counterfeit plate says "CHASEM3"...She was all things Suzuki...A man took a selfie with a tiger, and you can figure out what happened...President Trump teased the fact that he could pardon Diddy...Diddy has said some incendiary things about him...Watch what you say...A woman was arrested after she took a wig from a corpse...The woman went into the preparation area of a funeral...Let's talk about brilliance in the big back community...A restaurant has renamed their meals to basic office supplies so you can expense them on the receipt...A shooting happened early Sunday morning in Downtown Asheville...We gave the latest updates...The NBA on TNT signed off and Shaq went all Shaq-A-Roni on us with a wacky mic drop at the end...50 Cent says he will reach out to President Trump to talk about the pardon that he is considering for Diddy...A flight attendant has been arrested after he decided to take off all of his clothes and dance naked in the first-class bathroom...It's time for another Mayoral Monday...Mayor Manheimer called to check in so we could discuss the shooting that happened over the weekend downtown...What in the world is a whistle pig? We had to ask Asheville...It is a groundhog and the folks of the area eat them...North Carolina would like you to kill an invasive species of fish called The Northern Snakehead...A woman is under arrest after she slashed tires on her ex's car...Not only that she ripped on mirrors and poured chocolate syrup all over the car...Let's talk about an Olympian who has to decide whether to give up his Onlyfans account or his chance to win a gold medal...A 911 call has been released about a silverback gorilla who was shot by a tranquilizer and was having a heart attack...They were taking him to the hospital...A door-to-door salesman ran into a woman who thought she was an alien...A woman almost choked on food at Walmart...She claims it was samples and no one was helping her...How about you sample this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

TGIF...We pondered to start the show, what would you consider the show Dinosaurs? A puppet show? An animatronic show? Let the torture begin...On a flight to Disney the flight attendants allowed a young girl to continuously sing Disney songs over the intercom...An Uber driver who drives in Waikiki Beach was having a breakdown because the people that she picked up were talking about all of the money they have...A man robbed a pet store and shoved a ferret down his pants...That is not the story...He was wearing a fake handlebar mustache...You could get one on Amazon by supper...The FBI will be releasing video that proves that Jeffrey Epstein did commit suicide...They say no one came in or out...Diddy's attempt at a mistrial fell on deaf ears...Also the details about the trashed hotel rooms came out from a former assistant...John Elway has been cleared of any wrongdoing in the death of his friend in a golf cart accident last month...Todd Chrisley was spotted yesterday in Nashville as he was out getting a little retail therapy with a Louis Vuitton paper bag on his head...He's going to have some consommé with his wife...Speaking of wives, a man made a country song about his wife gaining weight and being twice the size, he is...Have you ever met anyone named simply "Mel?" Rizzo believes that his elder neighbor Mel is responsible for keying his car...It is a dispute over parking spaces...A woman is under arrest after she was caught stealing from grave sites...She got a little too greedy when she stole a bird feeder from a kids grave...Éclaircissement is the word that won our boy Faizan the 100th Scripps Spelling Bee...Use it in a sentence please...A 16 year old was arrested for running a ring of car break ins...121 cars were broken into in one night...Do you have Dinty Moore Beef Stew in the cupboard? It has been recalled for wood fragments...We ran down the cost of a wedding at The Biltmore...How about $250,000...Three friends went to the mountains and took shrooms...Two of them thought the other was dead and called 911...He was alive...Want to torture your kids? Take the charger away instead of the device...There is a new Joe Exotic in Oregon...Rizzo wishes he had a rich daddy...We both wish you would check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Take a ride on this Winnebago as we head down the winding road that is Kathy Bates love scenes...Terry Bradshaw took some shots at Aaron Rogers saying he needs to stay in California and eat bark, and every time he is in his presence he feels like it is going to snow...A woman was arrested for felony child abuse after she hit her kid on the plane...The kid called her fat, Miss Piggy, and told her she couldn't fit in the plane seat...A documentary about Barbara Walters is coming out and it is going to show her tough Babs side...Try to avoid a Ceddy if you don't want to give someone e-coli in their sinuses...A woman claims she got a persistent sinus infection after her ex-boyfriend farted in her face 7 years prior...We tried to steer the convo towards Whoopi and The View crew eating Puppy Chow but it didn't work...The Chrisley's were officially released yesterday...When was the last time Todd had a taco for dinner...The grandson of the 10th President of The United States John Tyler has passed away at 96...Big back's unite...We listen to reviews for Arby's steak bites, which are supposed to be prime rib...The other review is the Wendy's grilled cheese cheeseburger...Why do we keep putting microphones in the faces of people over 100 years old? It happened again...A woman says her secret to long life is eating Cheetos and drinking Dr. Pepper...Why does Kathy Bates never get cast in love scenes? Gary Marshall says that Kathy kissing a man is not a turn on...We go through the couple of love scenes she did have...Do race car drivers pee in their uniform while in the car? Well Conor Daly does...Rizzo wants to invent a tube that connects to your member to go in while racing...What if you crash? Why are feral pigs tearing up neighborhoods? A swimmer in North Carolina was bitten by a shark...Hey Vince McMahon, why don't you just rest up and let your slinky fly...While you let your slinky fly, why don't you listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Let's get things going with a strum of the guitar this morning fresh off of Memorial Day...Damon Feldman who is the owner of celebrity boxing has offered Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick's ex a chance to fight...Mind you his ex is mee-maw...Joey Chestnut has broken another world record for eating the most popcorn...We surmise that the popcorn is from Ames or Jamesway...The TSA loved one woman's Croatian accent...The problem was that she sounded like she was from Virginia...A senior center in Wisconsin erupted into a real life fight club after all of the workers got into a huge brawl...People were trying to bust in...Kids were getting hit...It was a mess...A killing over sauce on a Big Buford? A Checkers employee jumped out of the drive-thru window and killed a customer over a condiment dispute...Three more of the inmates that escaped from the jail in Louisiana were captured yesterday...One in New Orleans, two in Texas...Olympic legend Mary Lou Retton was arrested for a DUI and possession of a controlled substance...As the Diddy trial continues we learned that he likes applesauce on his cheeseburger...Is Olive Garden a top Italian restaurant in town? Rizzo ate there over the weekend, and he holds it in high regard...That takes us to Listener Court...Asheville really? You think it is true Italian? Have we had it with Shaq? He seems to promote everything...A man lost his job after he pulled a Jeffrey Toobin and stood up with no pants on during a work zoom call...Do we really need more Honey Boo Boo? Does Freddy Mercury have a secret daughter? A woman claims to be the love child of Freddy Mercury...The President of France was slapped in the face by his wife...The Foo Fighters will be allowed to drink, smoke and curse on stage when they go to Indonesia...Why is Ric Flair involved in Celebrity Boxing? Keep your eyes peeled at the honkey tonk...Don't fight...Eat ham...And while you're doing that you can listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rizzo aka the Silly Friday Follie guy is ready for a Frankfurter or two as we get ready for Memorial Day Weekend...Let's get this show going on this Friday with Opening Audio...Why is Tom Cruise hopping on pop? Theodor Geisel sucks...AKA Dr. Suess...Tom Cruise read Dr. Suess books to kids at the School of Scientology...A teacher was arrested after he dropped a bag of cocaine in school...They also found more cocaine in his car...Are you disguising your voice, Nathan Lane? An AI generated voice told a story about Travis Kelce and his back hair after he popped his top...Something is going on at a public park in Seattle and the town has had enough of it...These two perplexed fellows think it is miming...It's always the gym teacher...A gym teacher was arrested for indecent exposure after he took it out in a public place...The newscaster could barely get through the story...McDonald's has announced that they will be extending their hours and opening late night for the summer...Kanye West says he is done with all of the terrible talk he has been spewing lately and he wants forgiveness...Tom Brady might be coming out of retirement in 2028 to play flag football in the 2028 Olympics...Kermit The Frog gave the commencement speech at The University of Maryland, which turned into an hour of calls about Kermit...We got a call from Miss Piggy...Rizzo got his car keyed...We tried to go through people or groups that could be potentially responsible...We are zeroing in on the issues with the cicada videos that we put out a week or so ago...An unfortunate chain of events happened after a car crash and then a rollover truck that was carrying 44,000lbs of ham...An update on the New Orleans escapees...A woman was arrested for aiding one of the escaped inmates...Also a man is selling prison slippers he claims are from one of the inmates...An ex-con was arrested for violating his parole...He did the hot chip challenge and drank a beer to cool his mouth off...An airline passenger had a crazy list of demands...That included that she is allergic to the smell of cashews, peanuts and perfumes...What does Cedric The Entertainer taste like? So many questions this Friday...You can get all the answers by listening to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Would you listen to a show that said hang on for Kermit Deee Frog on the show today? Well, that is what Rizzo said so please listen...We get it going with Opening Audio...What is your favorite body part on a woman? One man says the limbs...Joey Fatone is now the face of Red Lobster...He does own hot dog shops in Florida...Thank you Diners Drive Ins and Dives for that info...A Komodo dragon is being hailed as a hero for saving his owner from a fire...We have an update on the woman who took a number two on the hood of someone else's car...She will stand trial...Are you on a farm and in the thrusts of passion? A man walked into a Dollar General and asked two women if they wanted to sleep with him while his farmer buddy watched...They said no twice...Jim Irsay who is the owner of the Indianapolis Colts has passed away at the age of 65...He died peacefully in his sleep...We are sure he did...You can now place bets on who will get captured next when it comes to the remaining escaped inmates from New Orleans...A senior from Waynesville has been arrested for carving 19 bomb threats into bathrooms at Ingles and Walmart...He was arrested...A woman who is an anchor on the CW news went into labor and did the three hour newscast...Her water broke right before they went on the air...A man named "The Punisher" testified during Diddy's trial...We are sure you can determine what "The Punisher's" roll was...Hey Pun...You're in room number two tonight...It's Carl Winslow...I'll handle it...Kermit The Frog will be giving the commencement speech at The University Of Maryland...We asked which celebrity would you like to do your speech...Ever hear of The Project? It is a camp like the Navy Seals for men who don't feel manly...In looking at it, it feels like Tim Walz runs the camp...Thieves did a smash and grab Woody Harrelson and Bill Mahr's dispensary in West Hollywood...A man who was doing door to door sales in Florida, and was shot at 9 times and didn't get hit once...An Uber driver pulled a gun at a passenger because she didn't want to get out of her car...The girl was an up-and-coming rapper...We are an up-and-coming radio show, and we'd like you to listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

He "Wendt" too soon...Good one Rizzo...You've now worked that joke for two days...Let's get this foggy Wednesday morning going...Should we call each other as men a little more to just say goodnight and I love you...The second kind of love is the love of a parent...We hear from Tom Cruise about what an ideal Father's Day would look like for him...He didn't even mention his kids...Katy Perry is not happy with a fan at her concert...She called him out for DM'ing Orlando Bloom...Now that Sesame Street is back, we are dealing with Elmo on daytime TV shows...Then we get a dose of Peppa Pig...It's a real puppet bonanza...It is being rumored that Bill Belichick is now engaged to Jordon Hudson...We give the latest on the Diddy trial...Actors are quitting the Madden movie over bad words and lots of nudity...We lost the great George Wendt...Norm didn't make it...We chronicle his vast career...But it has become apparent to us that the city of Asheville could care less about Wendt...We got one pity call...Whoopi hasn't worn a bra in 50 years...Wanda Sykes is now the official voice of a garbage disposal company...What is with all of these kangaroo stories lately...But it is not that they caught on in Colorado...It is the fact that the wacky news media couldn't just end the story and call it a day...The Weenie 500 is this weekend where the Wienermobile will be racing around the track...A child fell 15 stories from a high rise in Baltimore and somehow only walked away with a broken arm...He fell on some brush...Thank god...A man held his girlfriend and her family hostage for six months and lied and said the cartel was after him...He told the cops he was joking...Let's talk about a game...A game we play here in the United States...Bingo...A church in the UK has started a nude bingo night...A family is finally taking a funeral parlor to court after they put the wrong body in the casket...They caught another one of the prisoners that escaped and found out it was a maintenance worker that helped them get out...The new Morgan Wallen song sounds like it has Alvin & The Chipmunks...Not Alvin, Theo and whoever else Rizzo said...They are cast members on The Cosby Show...This show "Wendt" by too fast...But you can get it all by listening to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Well, cover yourself in sprinkles and icing and let's get this thing going on a Tuesday...Leave it to the Canadians to use adult film stars to save their national parks...A new TikTok trend is using adult content creators to promote parks...Getting Smurfed is when you dress up like a Smurf...The world record was broken for the most Smurfs in one place...Where are the smokey mountain Smurfs? A delivery driver was stopped at the tarmac in Chicago over the weekend after he made a wrong turn while he was trying to make a delivery...We have a real aardvark on our hands...A woman will only be turned on if her husband lays out potato chips like rose petals on the bed...President Joe Biden likely has had prostate cancer since 2021...The cover-up seems to be real...Sesame Street has been saved...Netflix has purchased the rights to it, and it will also return to PBS...The Menendez Brothers' parole hearing has been postponed until August...Rosie is waiting for you boys...There is a strike going on at Waffle Houses...The workers want $25 an hour...That takes us right into Listener Court...Rizzo says noooo way...Jeff thinks people need a livable wage...The calls flew in...Orville Von Ehwegen is 107 years old and he got an honorary diploma...We have to stop interviewing people on the news after they turn 100 years old...Anything after that is a no go...The Laughing Seed in Downtown Asheville is closing because they say they don't have the time, energy or motivation to continue...Tell us about your meat...Don't know how we got into a chat about the best Rueben in town but we did...Rueben chat ensued...Denzel Washington got into a heated argument with the paparazzi on the red carpet during the Cannes Film Festival...Did you know he calls Howie Mandel for acting advice? A Tennessee town is being covered in smog thanks to Elon Musk...The Diddy trial continues with his personal assistant on the stand...An old news anchor could not stop being snotty over a dinosaur tooth...A woman was angry about her daughter taking her cigarettes...Why does Coach from WISE Sports Radio want a secret counseling session with Jeff? Well, how about you find out by listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!