In the words of the Immortal Hulk Hogan...Really big show...Life lessons are coming your way in Opening Audio...An alarming number of people are super gluing their eyes shut...That is 39,308 people...Who keeps super glue in their medicine cabinet...One of the members of the R&B group En Vogue is now living in a van down by the river...She refuses to get a job it seems...Maybe she needs an Uber daddy...A man was upset that the Uber driver was flirting with his wife right in front of him...Pickleball isn't only for seniors...It is also for gang members and wife killers...Scott Peterson was beaten up in jail after a game of pickleball went wrong...If we say a man in his 30's lives at home and beat Mario Bros. and jumped up and down and lost his breath...How much would you say he weighed? Mascots can take liberties on people and get away with it...Well one San Jose Sharks fan had enough of Sharkie and threw down...People are noticing that their Super Nintendo is working faster and better than it has in the past...Astronauts Butch and Suni are going to have to wait a little longer to come home after the space mission was scrubbed last night...A man with a paper plate mask has been terrifying residents on their ring doorbells...A new app lets you use AI generated kids to help your kids get to sleep...One is creepy and talks about eating crispy bacon and loaded potatoes...A woman was found inside of her van after it was towed to an impound lot after it was hit by a drunk driver...She was found a month later and the family is suing for $50 million...The Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band is no longer...Corporate finally came to their senses...The Blood Moon is coming overnight...A Michelin Star chef really wants to be outside of the box...He created a pudding that costs $362 that tastes like an old book...A woman in a contentious divorce demanded her husband's toilet because he loved it so much...Go grab yourself some gator bites, they do taste like chicken, and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

There is a reason why The Rizzo & Jeff Show is on the radio and not TV...Rizzo aka Beavis wants to determine if it's a wet one...And that takes us to Opening Audio...Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoys squirrel meat for his breakfast routine...Jelly Roll was in a Zevia commercial wearing daisy dukes while showing off his pilsy's...A newscaster was shamed on air by her co-workers by letting one loose on air...She claimed it was a gurgle in her throat...Seniors at it again...An 84 year old woman was ready to give up her body to Blake Shelton at one of his concerts for her birthday...She held a vulgar sign up and he invited her backstage...A woman is convinced that rich people have a secret island where they catch mermaids and some possibly eat them...Time to stop doing your work from home...Let's all calm down when it comes to the incredible edible egg...Egg prices have dropped...There is a rash of NC Quick Pass scams going around...Don't click on it if you get one...Warrants are out for a driver after he was seen driving erratically in a PT Cruiser in Hendersonville yesterday...Rosie O'Donnell has finally done it...She has made the move...Rosie left for Ireland and moved and she is not coming back...What is going on at airports? A new TikTok challenge has people racing to get to their gate with only 15 minutes left before the doors close...A second challenge is getting through TSA with a turtle in your pants...What's next...Bunny in your butt? Is it PT Cruiser or PT Loser? After what happened in Hendersonville yesterday with the out-of-control PT Cruiser we discussed if the car sucked or not...PT Cruiser hit a loser...Would you let an old woman of 108 years old cut your hair? The oldest barber in the world is still cutting hair...A South Carolina town has banned venomous snakes after a man was killed by one of his own...The Girl Scouts are being sued over the contents of their cookies...Butch and Suni are finally coming home...Elon is going to get them and they will be home Sunday...A family started a forest fire after they had a s'more bonanza...A teacher was fired for letting kids smoke weed and cigs in class...A man collected gum wrappers and tied them together, and he now has the world record...We will never have a world record, but we would appreciate it if you check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Let's rev your engines to get things going...It's time for Opening Audio...There was a show called Quarks where people got stuck in a space sauna...A couple was playing jokes on each other about trapping each other in a sauna...Well the man closed her in it and the door got stuck...Ted Knight was back on TV and had a short lived show where he was a pimp...It lasted six episodes...Clausen pickles is releasing pickle brine that you can drink in a bottle...A guy named Shawn P. Weiner was arrested after walking naked on a highway...We wanted to find him a job, but with his last name it's tough to find one...Welp...15 calls later he's selling frankfurters...A man ordered a death metal album from Amazon and instead he got a Christmas album from North Carolina's own Clay Aiken...He actually returned it and got it 2 more times...The Canadians are not happy about the beer situation and are making a 4 year pack of lager available...A plane had to turn around on its way to India because of clogged toilets...The drilling of the I-26 connector will begin on March 17th...Well isn't Rizzo a crybaby...Jeff asked Rizzo if he could pick him up for the big SoCon basketball tournament yesterday...Rizzo accepted, but then complained that it was too far and Jeff who forgot his wallet didn't pay for parking...That took us to Listener Court and it was a close battle but Rizzo won...Has something ever hit your car while driving? We told some stories, because a man was crossing the Brooklyn Bridge when a huge board flew off of a truck and smashed right into his car...There have been a lot of pet issues this morning...We have a possessed cat or a cat that just wants to be left alone...A blood moon is on the way this week for all to see...Today is the 5 year anniversary of Covid...A man was shot in the leg by his dog...The gun was on the bed and the dog jumped on the bed and the gun went off...Rosie lost her virginity at the Commack Motor Inn...We were wondering why it went viral...What we would like to go viral is this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Busy busy day on the show...Even Bozo the Clown will enjoy this program today...A singing telegram is a good way to start the week...What happened to the art of the singing telegram? We found a local place that will do them...We all know the kids of today do not pay attention to anything...A mother sent her daughter out to mow the lawn and she had her air pods in and didn't realize the motor wasn't even running...If you are not familiar with a manly lunk...That is a man who screams at a gym after lifting weights...He was kicked out of the gym for working out like a maniac...The manager of the gym takes beano...Seniors are out of control...One grandfather went to pick up his grandchild and got into a fight with a police officer because the school was on a tornado lockdown...He got tased and got back up...Another 80 year old was sucker punched and ate the punch like it was nothing...Chachi needs your help...He is a stuntman who shoots himself out of a rocket...Well he had a bad accident...Hey Chach...Just drive an Uber...We finally found out what happened to Gene Hackman and his wife...She passed first and he died not too much longer after her...A plane crashed at a retirement community in Pennsylvania...Ryan Seacrest and Vanna White only work 34 days a year for Wheel Of Fortune...A woman is going viral for saying that the sick partner in the relationship should not be allowed to stay in the bed and should go to the guest room...Who should get the bed? Let's play a game...Rizzo does it suck? Rizzo put together a compilation of 1980's commercials and he wants you to hear all his hard work...Welcome to Suckington Station...A woman who is Oprah, Whoopi & Queen Latifah combined attacked a man with a Pringles can...What in the world is Ellen DeGeneres apologizing for? Her latest video made zero sense...A crematorium in Chicago had over 100 bodies in sheets and trailers...A fight started on a plane between two families over the movie The New Karate Kid...Diddy and Luigi Mangione could be in danger after a stabbing incident that occurred in their prison...A safe space for you is this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Hold on to your bat hat...We start the show by Jeff not being able to hold in a sneeze...Is Nickel Back? Nickelback is back and is about to go on tour and make a live album...They made a parody of their own song Photograph...Another Jellyroll interview, another conversation about losing weight...He is becoming Carnie Wilson...A funeral home is ready and waiting this week because there is an influx in deaths because of daylight saving time...Nutria for dinner? Nutria is a river rodent that has been causing damage to ecosystems and local governments are encouraging that you unalive them and eat them...Howie Mandel is not a happy camper...He is very upset because Danny Devito was ranked higher than him on a list of the sexiest bald men in Hollywood...The dream of Costco coming to Asheville is getting closer...A gas station, tire center and over 800 parking spots...Nearly 40lbs of meth were confiscated inside of Cheetos bags...McDonald's is rolling out artificial intelligence in its restaurants to help with stressed workers...Is cereal a soup? A man steadfast believes that is the case...A woman got butt naked on a Southwest flight as it was taxiing before takeoff...She was running up and down the aisle before they had to drive back to the gate...We talked about a viral story about a man who not only impregnated his girlfriend but also impregnated his girlfriend's mother...Both of them are cool with it and they cannot wait to have the children together...Do you have a hitch in your giddy up? Rizzo said that phrase and Jeff never heard it before...We asked the listeners if they have ever heard it before and the calls flew in for an hour...Daylight saving time is upon us this Sunday...Spring forward...The worst news of the week happened when Jeff found out that season 3 of the worst show in TV history Frasier could be coming back with Ted Danson...What is good news is that you can listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Has a doe touched you? The reckoning is coming when it comes to Bambi...Let's get right into Opening Audio to kick off the show today...Apparently several thousand people are going viral over the fact that entire bags of chicken nuggets have no meat inside of them...There are epic ways to quit a job...A guy was sick of working at Cracker Barrel and hired a mariachi band to quit...Ladies and gentleman...Bambi...Bambi The Reckoning is a new horror movie that is out today...Bambi is a murderous deer...Do you have a public transportation story? Rizzo & Jeff had some crazy stories from car accidents to other things...They got to a guy who made love to a train seat...A couple took their honeymoon in the beautiful mountain region of Gatlinburg Tennessee, and when they got there they did not like it because it was too mountainy...We lost a Waffle House to Helene due to a sink hole...The Lt. Governor of Texas wants the New York Strip changed to the Texas Strip because New York mainly has dairy cows...Monopoly is changing and they are now using an APP as the banker and for the money...Remember Scott Tots from an episode of The Office? Well Steve Carell is back and this time he is paying for prom tickets for high school kids...Let's hope it doesn't turn out like it did on the show...More than half of Americans would prefer to have the stalls in public restrooms go floor to ceiling...Tony Danza is hinting at the return of Who's The Boss...What show would you like to see make a comeback? A man was not happy about how long it was taking for his plane to take off so he called 911 while on the plane...He was also high on drugs...Should we call it a trend? This is ridiculous...People are eating packing peanuts? Why? A man took his brother-in-law to court for putting super glue in his belly button as a prank...The hospital bill was over $2500...This is no prank...You can check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show right here!!

The motto for the day...Let er rip!...We get to Opening Audio to kick things off...We'd like to talk to you about country music star Tyler Childers says he has never eaten potato wedges...We don't believe him...The price of rent-a-chicken has now gone up to $100 a month...The price is beginning to skyrocket...Let's not get crazy...Yet another Steve Harvey plan on the Family Feud...No one is buying what you're selling...Elder waxing is the new trend...We played audio of an 87 year old man getting a Brazilian...You're in your 80's...Just let it all hang out...A woman went on a first date and when she went back to the guy's apartment, he had a book with 100 photos generated by AI showing what their life would be like...Luigi Mangione has over 20 adult movies that he made...Reports are that they are quite cinematic...Gene Hackman's dog was mis-identified...It was the wrong dog that was deceased in the reports...COSTCO is coming!!...The reports are that representatives for Costco are meeting today with county representatives to see if they can make something work...A man went to Burger King so much that they gave him his chair that he sits in after he passed...He was buried with BK Fish n Crisp sandwiches...We talked about our video that went viral locally yesterday about the $500,000 public restroom that was built downtown a few months back...We did an update and the video went viral locally...What a mess the bathroom was...A man called 911 after he saw people getting attacked by an alligator...The conversation with the 911 operator carried on while the people were going through shock...Another Gene Hackman story as the show went on...A miniscule gas leak was found from the stove in his house...A man swallowed about $800k worth of jewelry after he was caught after robbing a Tiffany & Co. store...Brazilian police dressed up as Power Rangers to arrest criminals at a carnival...Although we will not dress up, we will deliver to you this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Nothing like a mug of Mark and a lick to make it move on a Monday morning...That takes us to Opening Audio...We start with that one annoying flight attendant who has to sing when making announcements...This time it was Vanilla Ice...The Florida Man Games happened over the weekend in Florida and man was it a scene...Lots of day drinking...Tossing gators...Watch for PETA...Have you ever changed the toilet roll? Joe Buck went viral for singing about changing the toilet roll...Does every cow wear a bell? A cow got loose in a town and a restaurant that recorded it went viral...They believe the cow was seeking retribution for the spot selling burgers...A quadriplegic got on the microphone at Sam's club...We could not stop the cowbell phone calls for an hour...We were finally able to get to the JNN...Reports are coming out that Gene Hackman actually died on the 17th of February...Investigators say nothing is off of the table...Skype will no longer be around coming up in May...A pair of JFK's underwear recently sold at auction for $9100...Steve Jobs' bowtie actually went for more at the same auction...Reba has gotten quite sexy lately...She did a version of Dua Lipa's song and oh my did Rizzo really enjoy it...The Oscars were brutal...Adrien Brody...Conan...Adam Sandler...Add in the politics and it was rough...That's it...That is your recap...Apparently all Girl Scout Cookies are not that healthy...They have arsenic and stuff used in weed killer...The Girl Scouts say they are safe to eat...You be the judge...Could you handle 18 wives and over 100 children? There is a man in Tanzania that has just that...Also, he is 86 years old...Anyone have Casey Anthony on their bingo card for 2025? Well, she is back and giving legal advice...The child named Unakite Thirteen Hotel finally got her social security number and she will now be named Caroline...Citigroup accidentally deposited $81 Trillion into someone's account...Colleges are offering phone seminars for Gen-Z because they are afraid to talk on the phone...We offer to you this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

We have a murder mystery on our hands today...We will delve into Hackman later in the show...Opening Audio starts off today with a dunce cap...Come on Iola...A girl is suing the school district she went to because she can not read...She claims they sat her in a corner and made her draw flowers...Gayle King is going to space...She sounds scared to death to be going on Blue Origin...Oprah keeps pushing her...How do you celebrate spring break? How about cocaine and bronzer? PEPPA PIG NEWS!! Momma Pig is very excited to tell you she is having another baby...She was on Good Day Britain...This feels like a Roker story here in the US...Elders are losing it...A 91 year old man was ordered to surrender his guns and pay a fine after killing a bald eagle...An 84 year old man is in jail after he killed another man at an assisted living community...A 105 year old had a rave for her birthday...Some of these Epstein files came out yesterday and there were really no big revelations...It was really just his contact list...The Asheville police have been very busy this week...A man barricaded himself inside of a hotel...Rizzo is mad because Jeff went behind his back and got his fiance to sign up for Sam's Club when Rizzo is strictly a Costco guy...Wild stuff...We threw on our Inspector Gadget and had to figure out what in the world happened with Gene Hackman...His wife's body was mummified...They were in separate rooms...A referee lost his testicle in a youth league soccer game after one of the kids was angry about being tossed out of the game...He bit the referee down there...A man's dog ate 41 socks and had to have them removed...Today is supposed to be economic blackout day...We aren't supposed to be shopping at the big retailers...Daylight Saving Time is a week from this Sunday...A piece of toast leftover on a plate from George Harrison went for big money at an auction...You can have your toast and listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

RIP GENE HACKMAN!! We will get to Gene later on...Cosby resurfaces! That certainly gets things going on a Thursday...It is time for Opening Audio...Who has an ax in their car? Only elders...A road rage incident occurred between two elders and one attacked the other's car...The man known as wide neck was arrested for being a perv...Speaking of perv...An old video of an interview Bill Cosby and Sofia Vergara resurfaced and man was he uncomfortable...BLV...D...Every elder story is either a car crash or involves nudity...One story was of an elder crashing into a store front...Another of a man breaking into a home nude and throwing food all over the place...Monica Lewinsky is on the interview circuit...She thinks Bill Clinton should have stepped down and feels he threw her under the bus...Also, Jay Leno picked on her alot...RIP to Gene Hackman, his wife and his dog who were all found dead in their home after a welfare check yesterday...No cause of death has been revealed...Earlier in the day, child actor Michelle Trachtenberg was found dead in her NYC luxury apartment...Also, no foul play involved there as well...The I-26 connector is looking like it will be 8 lanes...THE EPSTEIN LIST is looking like it will be out today...We ran down a list of some names that were mentioned in court documents of people tied to Epstein...Michael Jackson? Stephen Hawking? It is so easy to come up with a country song...Point proven by Einstein Bros. Bagels...They made a song about a bagel sandwich...Nicolas Cage is back in a movie called The Surfer...Natives in Australia would not let him surf so he killed them...That is the concept...What are your thoughts on the Shamrock Shake...We conclude it tastes like Bengay and old man...The private jet belonging to Judge Joe Brown is to blame for the near collision at the Chicago airport earlier in the week...Legislation is going to be presented to pass the $250 bill with Donald Trump's face on it...A man was stuck on a building in Charlotte after his parachute got caught...A woman spray painted the wrong car when she went to spray paint her ex-boyfriends car to get back at him...Police are hunting for a man who is handing out yellow flowers to women...After they take the flower, they get sick...What will not make you sick is this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!