ELECTION DAY!! Before we get things going we need to be fed...We took a walk back to the 1980's and took a listen to a Subway tutorial on how to order a proper hoagie...We then reminisced about the time Jeff worked at Goodwill and talked about a story about how some folks donated live ammunition...Jeff would have been the highest paid employee in the store at $11 an hour...There is nothing wrong with being in your 80's and wanting to live like you are 16yrs old...We hear from an elder that lives that life...Somehow we got into a convo about Jeff's camping trip and Ms. Ellie cooking him chili...In the vein of staying boy crazy...Yesterday we all missed Diddy's 55th birthday...We did get to hear his kids sing him a happy birthday during a call from jail...The first votes cast in the presidential election happened in Dixville Notch, New Hampshire and it was a tie...3-3...Mind you there were only 6 votes...Butch & Suni, who are the astronauts stuck in space until at least February will be able to cast their vote today...Tim Walz seems to really enjoy cured meats...Everyone knows the stinky cured meat guy...We took a look at some of the craziest political ads from years past...A woman who castrated pigs...A man who said he would give up the strip clubs to be the mayor of Minneapolis...Rob Ford the mayor of Toronto...Tiger King takes the cake...Listener Court is upon us...A man is going viral because he used a rental car that had "unlimited miles" for 25,000 miles...Was he wrong? Jeff says unlimited is unlimited...Rizzo says there is a limit...The calls flew in and guess who got SWEPT...RIZZO...Jeff for the win...We unearthed an episode of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air that Donald Trump was on...We then found him on an episode of The Nanny...Locally we are seeing some great businesses closed because of the damage caused by Helene...Who is always open for business is The Rizzo & Jeff Show, and you can check out our election day show right here!!

Kicking off this election week with Elmer Fudd to kick off opening audio as a man pretended to be  him to get out of a ticket...A woman slept with over 100 men in one day...Her advice is to cheat to keep your relationship healthy...Michael Jackson almost did not do "We are the world" ...We are the children Mikey Jackson...Steve Harvey is planting Harvey seeds on The Feud...We contend the guests on his show are planted there by him...What in the world would Louie Anderson think about this? WWLD? What would Louie do...We have had our fill of The Fonz...He is really riding the Fonz thing until the wheels fall off...Enough Winkler...Johnny checked in on a Monday...He was carded for everything bagel Hummus...It looks like we won't have drinkable water until mid...Diddy's NDA's last for 70 years just in case you signed one...Courtney Cox is having seances at her house with a Ouija board in the hopes that she can communicate with Matthew Perry, as she feels there are unanswered questions...She hasn't been able to contact him yet...Remember the Dean scream? Well, it took Howard Dean down...Could the offing of Peanut the Squirrel be the thing that takes down the Dems? RIP Peanut...How could you possibly rob people while at a funeral? That is what one woman did...Not only that she stole credit cards and spent thousands of dollars at Build-A-Bear...It's that time of the year...Oprah's favorite thinggggsssss...Among these are intimate items that Gayle and Oprah came up with together...Would you like to get intimate with those two? It is beginning to feel that Oprah writes for the Peterman catalogue...A woman in NJ was not happy that she wasn't allowed to wear her MAGA gear to vote, so she took her top off and voted in her bra...A burglar was caught naked eating candy...GEN Z is choosing its college based on how the college looks on social media...1-800-BUTTERBALL we will spatchcock because of you!!...Everyone enjoy this Monday election week edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Kicking off this election week with Elmer Fudd to kick off opening audio as a man pretended to be  him to get out of a ticket...A woman slept with over 100 men in one day...Her advice is to cheat to keep your relationship healthy...Michael Jackson almost did not do "We are the world" ...We are the children Mikey Jackson...Steve Harvey is planting Harvey seeds on The Feud...We contend the guests on his show are planted there by him...What in the world would Louie Anderson think about this? WWLD? What would Louie do...We have had our fill of The Fonz...He is really riding the Fonz thing until the wheels fall off...Enough Winkler...Johnny checked in on a Monday...He was carded for everything bagel Hummus...It looks like we won't have drinkable water until mid...Diddy's NDA's last for 70 years just in case you signed one...Courtney Cox is having seances at her house with a Ouija board in the hopes that she can communicate with Matthew Perry, as she feels there are unanswered questions...She hasn't been able to contact him yet...Remember the Dean scream? Well, it took Howard Dean down...Could the offing of Peanut the Squirrel be the thing that takes down the Dems? RIP Peanut...How could you possibly rob people while at a funeral? That is what one woman did...Not only that she stole credit cards and spent thousands of dollars at Build-A-Bear...It's that time of the year...Oprah's favorite thinggggsssss...Among these are intimate items that Gayle and Oprah came up with together...Would you like to get intimate with those two? It is beginning to feel that Oprah writes for the Peterman catalogue...A woman in NJ was not happy that she wasn't allowed to wear her MAGA gear to vote, so she took her top off and voted in her bra...A burglar was caught naked eating candy...GEN Z is choosing its college based on how the college looks on social media...1-800-BUTTERBALL we will spatchcock because of you!!...Everyone enjoy this Monday election week edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

A little ditty we call Friday is upon us...Let's be careful when playing with fireworks kids...There is a doctor that says let your kids have unlimited access to Halloween candy...A woman stole an ambulance with a dead body in the back...A man blew off his hand after the Dodgers won the World Series by lighting an M-80 while holding it...That was Opening Audio...Australians are up in arms about an art sculpture that is a hand and a face...The face looks like Donald Trump...The best parents on the planet played the time honored tradition of pretending to eat their kids Halloween candy...Linemen in North Carolina are going on strike after not being paid for weeks...Steven Seagal is a Russian blimp...He has ballooned to over 350lbs while living in Russia...Put him on the front line...He is a tank...Speaking of Russia...They are suing YouTube for $20 Decillion which is $20 billion trillion trillion...A woman thinks she is married to Michael Jackson...Her name is Frankie...The real question is, why is she bringing breakfast in bed to Macaulay Culkin? Every good Italian knows that eating at The Olive Garden is like being in Tuscany...We traveled back to 1988 to hear the excitement when the first Olive Garden opened, and many people were pumped...HOLD PLEASE! We end the week going through the ramblings of Rosie...Last week we found Rosie's TikTok and we are now mesmerized...So every Friday week look at the week that was with Rosie...A teacher had to call a kid's parents after she found copious amounts of lamb skin condoms in his pockets and backpack...Mind you he had no idea what they were for...A man found his stolen car on Facebook Marketplace...Daylight Saving Time is upon us and 3% of people wake up before 4am...That's us...If you don't wake up that early with us, then you can just check out this first of November Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Let's walk steadily into this Thursday edition of the show...As we kick off opening audio, we talk about the beds we want...Rizzo wants a racecar bed...Jeff wants a wrestling ring bed...A woman has a coffin bed so that she can hide in it and get away from her problems...A woman walks us through what it is like to have gotten it on with a ghost who is a British soldier from the 1700's and is a dynamo in the sack...Tim Walz should have gotten hand fart song guy to join him at his rally yesterday...A man came back to his computer after he thought the Zoom meeting had ended and saw his boss getting his feet covered in peanut butter...Don't get high on your own supply...Folks are complaining that the M&M bags are coming with one or two inside...How do you know unless you are eating them? Scientists have found that lemurs get wasted like humans off of fermented fruit...Chipotle is addressing the viral complaints that they are skimping on portions...They are saying they will be giving out generous portions...The Menendez brothers might get out of jail...A date was set for 12/11 for a retrial...We had our political round-up...Donald Trump rode around in a trash truck...Joe Biden was eating the leg of a child dressed like a turkey...And Mayor Pete Buttigeg says after 4 years in office overseeing transportation that we should get a refund for canceled flights...A famous TikTok little person is mad because people want him to dress up as a tater tot for Halloween...Speaking of Halloween...Did you know there is a mascot for Halloween...It's called Stingy Jack...Candy corn fudge is not approved for those who take Jardiance or Ozempic...Rizzo "I'm diabetic...I got myself there and I don't care" ...Do you get walking unsteady alerts on your phone? Jeff gets them monthly...The Monster Mash is actually a story...Get yourself a pile of those Bojangles Pork Chop Grillers and hand them out for Halloween while listening to this Halloween edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

On the topic of mischievous elders, let's kick the show off with opening audio...But first we get to a woman who is having a ghost pregnancy with Casper the ghost...An elder went into a store and saw a deal for 44lbs of cheese and left with it...Another elder rode a golf cart into a restaurant and ran over people eating dinner...They claim she was not intoxicated...Naughty listener Wendy finally checked in and invited us over again for a bottle of wine after the show...A woman was arrested for rustling a sheep...That is stealing the sheep...If she isn't going to eat it or use it for wool, then what else would she do with it? We are still weirded out that Keith Morrison is the step-father of Matthew Perry...When they interviewed the family Keith took over the whole interview...Daylight savings is this weekend...Brad from Home Improvement was arrested for yet another DUI ...It's a shame he doesn't have Wilson to talk through the fence about it...The fitness app Strava used by many Secret Service agencies around the world is easily trackable...People were able to find out where certain world leaders were...Turtle soup anyone? A story that led the news was the fact that a tortoise was lost for 9 weeks...They sent out drones to find it, and it was less than 100 yards away from their house...A local principal was arrested for stealing over $80 worth of stuff from Target...Also shout out to the $20 Target Thanksgiving dinner meal they are offering...To shower in discolored water or not? That is Listener Court today on the show...They say it is safe to do but Rizzo refuses...Jeff is scrub-a-dubbing away...Rizzo pulled it out...Stay stinky Asheville...Tom Brady's ex Gisele has a bun in the oven at 44yrs old...Subway is being sued for grossly misleading ads for sandwiches "bursting with meat" ...McDonalds has finally figured out the issue when it comes to repairing their ice cream machines...That and so much more on this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Let's start this off with a little song and dance...Well no problem...We have the song and dance daddy Rizzo...If you call 911 to order a pizza just make sure you order extra ham...A woman did that and went extra cheese...A 59 year old man who said he was 21 but looks older because of what he says is Benjamin Button Syndrome met a woman on Tinder...He also said he looks older because he works two jobs and his wife is overbearing...When you're repairing a kitchen just get the job done, enough with the song and dance...If your ghost of a mother in law is jumping up and down on your bed during private time with your husband, it might be her letting him know it's time for Blue Chew...A real bad botch of the national anthem happened, but was it worse than the Roseanne version? Roseanne takes the cake...She always takes the cake...The quarter pounder is back at McDonalds after it is determined it did not cause the E Coli outbreak...The most expensive in WNC sold for $14 million...Hulk Hogan claims he turned down a limo invite from both Madonna and Cher back in the day as he was with his wife at a few parties...Do we believe him? It was amazing to see $24.5 million raised at the concert for the Carolinas over the weekend to help rebuild our communities...What is the best type of Hot Pocket to use in a fight? Steak & Cheese? The OG Ham & Cheese...We concluded it is the Meatball & Mozzarella...We found the worst TV spin off of all time "The Michael Richards Show"...Although we did get to take a look at After Mash...Mrs. Columbo...Joey and a few other brutal spin offs...Why are people biting off fingers in Wisconsin...We lay the blame on the cheese...Havarti can make you do some pretty awful things to people...Demi Moore is frustrated about her cankles...A stripper named Viva Las Vegas is running for mayor of Portland...And RIP to the world's fattest cat Crumbs...He was 38lbs and his diet consisted of biscuits and soup...This Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show is for you Crumbs!!

Jesus, Mary & Joseph...Dreams come true with Rosie...You will find out later on in the podcast about her...RIP to the oldest person in US history...Elizabeth Francis has passed away at 115...Are you married to a hefty or a sturdy? Don't hire goofy influencers to ask for a divorce on your behalf...Hire Brian Baumgartner from The Office...Bucatini for dinner on this National Pasta/Silly Fingers Day it is...If you ever run into the poutine pappas just watch your back...A group of elders known as the poutine pappas are operating a golf cart theft ring in Canada...You will notice them when they lift their shirts because they have a tattoo with fries covered in gravy...Halloween scaries ruined...We learned today that the Micheal Myers mask was actually a Captain Kirk from Star Trek mask with the eyebrows and sideburns ripped off...President Jill Biden will be in Asheville today...We are worried about Joe being left on the beach in Delaware alone...Onions being pulled from KFC, Taco Bell & Pizza Hut now...Kim Kardashian is happy for the Menendez brothers possibly getting released...People are losing control a tad with things going on...A woman was sad she didn't get impregnated by a tire...A woman thinks her ghost husband is on opioids...And then another woman came out of "the casket" ...Kim Jeong got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame surprisingly...We now introduce you to Rosie's Ramblings...A new segment on the show that comes as the ramblings come from Rosie...She rambles about a wide range of topics and we will bring them to you...Johnny claims he would double bag for Rosie...Ever wonder what it would be like to hypnotize Al Roker? Well, no worries, we have the audio for you...Al Roker was hypnotized to howl at the moon when someone said "weather"...Dame Helen Mirren is sad that Kurt Cobain was not able to see or use GPS...Superhuman AI will soon be able to predict your death...We predict you will listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

GUESS WHAT?!? Rizzo saw a bear and her cubs in the mountains here...As we reminisced about our theater days it brought us to a conversation about Chi Chi's...That was because McDonalds is having E-coli issues with their Quarter Pounder...It was the peppers that brought down the Chi Chi's...Hopefully McDonalds is ok...Today we celebrate bologna...One woman couldn't not pronounce it and never knew it was spelled that way...She might have a point...It should be "baloney"...Where does the church keep "da monies at" ...It might be smart if you are planning to rob a church to not google about the location of "da monies" on your phone...Thin pork chop sandwiches for all...4 people in Evansville, IN have been charged with cemetery mischief as they tried to dig up a body to end a voodoo curse...The Shohei Otani baseball brought in $4.39 million at auction...The Yankees have decided to switch to cotton uniforms for the World Series...Thank you George Costanza...The election is now over...Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse has endorsed Kamala Harris for President...Speaking of elected officials...Tiffany Henyard...Dubbed "America's worst mayor" is back at it threatening her political opponents...She will lock up anyone who is trying to oust her...We figured out what Rizzo's real issue is...He is an Arctophile...That is a lover of bears...He was getting a lot of guff on Facebook... Whenever he sees a bear he can't help but stop and record it...He is bear obsessed...The main thing I love about my husband is his heart...Is that like hearing "he has a good personality" ....Maybe if he stopped flying to Arkansas just to eat fried chicken she would like him for other things...Time for a stress test Jelly...A cop resigned in disgrace after he was caught stealing toilet paper from the police station, he worked at...How much do you have to steal to resign in shame? A woman fell overboard on a Taylor Swift themed cruise...How crazy do you have to get...A judge was arrested for not letting go of the handshake of a police chief...A Jerry Springer documentary is in the works...We will see the dark side of the show...Carson Daly and Al Roker talked about it...Al got so excited that one slipped out...Instead of slipping out, how about you slip into this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Mark called and came out of the Long John Silver's closet to kick off the show...Rapper Cardi B wants to sue CPS and kill the people that called them on her...She does take the kids to Skyzone...Celebrity Mortal Kombat is a thing...Some of the characters you can use are Kim Kardashian, Elon Musk, Gordon Ramsey and the strongest character OPRAH...Her finisher is called "The Clam" ...FINISH HIM!! Would you ever camel? A couple of women requested an Uber in Dubai and wound up getting a camel...We then found out that listener Johnny tried to mount an alpaca and got spit on...We have never seen Jelly Roll so excited...He went back to Arkansas and could not contain himself when it came to fried chicken...You know that you will forever be a part of the big community when you get paid for doing a gig with fried chicken...Would you ride in a flying taxi? The FAA said yesterday it came up with over 900 pages of regulations to make flying taxis a reality...A worker on a Royal Caribbean cruise recorded close to 1000 passengers in a ship's bathroom, and even slept underneath passengers' beds...Costco or Sam's Club? A man could not hold back talking about his love for Costco...He also admitted to sitting shirtless in the freezers there because he has no AC...We have a 94yr old woman that lives her life in the fast lane...She loves racing cars at over 100 MPH...Also, we learned she has a trap house in Detroit...Halloween is not the same as it used to be...In the 80's Halloween was everything...From the commercials to the costumes to mischief night...How would you feel about a reboot of The Brady Bunch that is a reality show? Well, it is not going to happen...Cindy Brady claims they axed the idea for the show because she is politically "woke"....We leave you with an option on this Wednesday...A Rosie O'Donnell conjugal visit? Or listening to this edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show? Choice is yours!!