You there, Theophiloi! What day is to-day? Wait, what? OCTOBER?! Well, I guess we did miss it, then, and the spirits took their sweet time teaching us the true meaning of Approximate Week. Oh well, time is an illusion and regular publishing schedules are a prison. Either way, we're back with a brand new episode covering the Didache and talking about our mutual birthsday!

Topics of Discussion: In Burger King as in life, an X-Change of Swords, the Holy Spirit guides you to ol' Deuts, RIP to a One, everyone should be having fun, Sigma Scripture, great news for chihuahuas, Magic Arts & Filthy Talking: Together Again, the Pepsi of Baptism, making a meal of the Eucharist, …You might be a False Prophet.

Hymnal: "Come With Me" By Sean "Didache" Combs

Apocrypals is edited by Editorial Deacon Lucas Brown.

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