I’d like to think you guys are now invested in my love life! Anyways she hasn’t come back yet but I’ve been dreaming about her! No this has nothing to do with the title.

Talking about the title, that is the main reason I’m back I couldn’t let you guys try and decipher this podcast by yourself. Some warning was needed.

Let’s tackle the urban accountants first! I know what you’re thinking, did JP Morgan open a branch in Tulse Hill ? Nope. My guess is they are talking about the creative economists we call fraudsters and the effect they’re having on the dating market. That space is looking worse than the energy market but God is on the throne.

Next half of the title.

Sigh.

Nope, it's not an euphemism for something else.

They are talking nocturnal emissions! All jokes aside, SP thought we should give a space for men to talk about some of the intimate, somewhat embarrassing moments they go through. So here you have it.

Shoutout to SP, a king and more.

Can’t promise I’ll be back next week, but who even cares… I’ll be stable when my love life is stable.

(Last five minutes is absolutely hilarious, you will laugh out loud, mi o dalaba!)

Thanks for listening to this episode of The Pull Up Podcast! #WOOSH'N'PUSH

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