Amanda shares a little about her week getting married and about her "oops" that may force cosmetic surgery a little sooner than she thought. Real Housewives of New Jersey has everyone up in arms, and even Andy's commenting about the show's future on his radio show. Get out your tiny violins, Cocktailers, we discuss "Teresa's Big Announcement" and we have thoughts about what Teresa might actually be stressed and upset about. Could it be that maybe everyone is right? Maybe both the ex and Luis are toxic? And we were fully entertained by Marge's shady flowers...we fully expect that card to be on display in Andy's clubhouse. We both enjoyed this week's episode of OC...and give Gina props for choosing her children, even if we don't believe that's the full reason Travis is moving out. Alexis' Johnny J press tour continues...but what in the name of Jesus' jugs made her think her big revelation would actually make him look better? Vicki's getting sued, and everyone else seems to be running with that news, but we have a little different outlook.

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