This episode was recorded before the sun came up. Mary and Haleigh, both very sleepy, discuss the lockdown in Austria, why this isn’t Fr. Daniel’s favorite podcast (but it should be), the lack of Thanksgiving music and Mary shares a secret. 

HOT TAKE: is Christmas music before Thanksgiving licit? 

 Happy Thanksgiving from the Kartause family to yours!!!!

Welcome back party people! This episode features Haleigh and Mary talking about Miley Cyrus for a hot second, paying for all your train tickets, and Haleigh killing a small animal. Ft. Max Salamida as the worst of the week. He's not the worst...just his story. 


HOT TAKE: Slightly Immoral Situations. 

s/o to Max Salamida for recording this worst of the week truthfully weeks ago, but here it is.

P.s. we forgot to follow up about the karate chop winner…. IT WAS CHEF MARCO!

Haleigh and Mary sit down with The Director-of-Something-Important-in-Steubenville, Bob Lesnefsky.  Bob just so happened to be at the Kartause, so we were able to sit down for a quick  laugh with the legendary human himself.

During this episode we talk about people being attractive,  how household should / could operate in Austria, and Haleigh's eyebrows.


HOT TAKE: Households in Austria
The jingles are here! Shoutout to Stephen Gontis and Isaac Cassidy.

For more from Bob, check him out. https://open.spotify.com/artist/3FbNbjWuIlYupvte2A9WKT?si=UO8a0_QXTW6eW4wIvsDyrw

SPOOKY! Haleigh and Mary discuss the hype surrounding the spooky stories of the Kartause. Eye witness stories from the incredibly credible Dr. Hass and Evy Honan. Also of note - Mary's dental issues and fun timez with the parents.

HOT TAKE: Is the Kartause Haunted?

Happy Halloween, All Saints and All Souls days!!!

Thanks to Michael Rechen - find him on Spotify. 
And Maria Khym, she did spell trakt wrong but we love her. 

The wait is over!!! Haleigh and Mary welcome you to a podcast about everything Kartause related. 

In this very first episode you'll hear our *amazing* singing jingle,  Mary's *horribly inaccurate* explanation of what a TRAKT is, and Haleigh's *very basic* Christmas coffee order. 

HOT TAKE: Coffee 

A very special thank you to Michael Rechen for his editing and recording skillz. 
Artwork by the very talented Maria Khym.