1240 Cerebral Flatulence Podcast

1240 Cerebral Flatulence Podcast

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  • EP044 - Putin's Cyber-Hooker Panty Raid Diet
    This episode Rodders and Harv talk about Harv's health & celibacy, the ethics of stealing panties (AKA chick dacks) and the possibility of a false flag cyber attack blamed on Putin... or a real one... !
    Buckle in for some surprises in this April 1st edition of the podcast!
    ## LINKS ##
    My Secret Shame - Panty Theft:
    Underwear fetishism on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwear_fetishism
    Not enough blood to the head? https://www.medicaldaily.com/underwear-fetishes-are-caused-decreased-blood-flow-brain-or-least-thats-conclusion-306362
    Nah, Chick Dacks: https://www.bonds.com.au/womens/underwear/boyleg.html
    For Harv's reference: https://www.verywellhealth.com/female-body-diagram-5209032
    Let Me Just Say This - Whore Your Way to Health, Harv:
    Is sex good exercise? https://www.nutrex.com/blog/can-you-lose-weight-by-having-sex/
    Fucken Globalists - Cyber Polygon: The Set Up for a False Flag Cyber Attack?
    WEF Warns of Cyber Attacks: https://www.weforum.org/videos/a-cyber-attack-with-covid-like-characteristics
    Biden Warns of Putin Cyber Attacks: https://edition.cnn.com/2022/03/22/politics/analysis-biden-warning-putin-cyberattack-us/index.html
    29 min
  • EP043 - 33 Empties at the Space Hotel Parment
    This episode we talk beer can disposal etiquette, the irony of the Maza hacking, Space Hotels and how Big Tech Companies may soon be allowed to form governments.
    Everything you need to know about the fucked up planet we're all trapped on.
    ## LINKS ##
    Exploring the Dark Web - Maza Hacked:
    Gizmodo article: https://gizmodo.com/someone-is-hacking-the-hackers-1846406428
    Illuminating the Illuminati - 33 / Numerology:
    What's the deal with 33?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS1Vv1nduMw
    Christine Lagarde's "secret message to the Illuminati": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYmViPTndxw
    The Baader Meinhof effect at work ? https://www.damninteresting.com/the-baader-meinhof-phenomenon/
    Big Tech Fuckery - Tech Companies to form Governments?:
    Jimmy Dore: https://youtu.be/8kKpFf71zBQ
    Small Mercies - Space Hotel:
    CNN article https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/voyager-station-space-hotel-scn/index.html
    38 min
  • EP042 - Klaus Schwab's Social Credit Fleshlight
    This episode we talk about being shit activists, Pauline Hanson's website hack, Klaus Schwab's Great Reset, whether or not a social credit system might lead to better parental relationships, and most importantly, we have a look at some product reviews on the deluxe fleshlight... no reason.
    You're not going to want to miss our hot takes on these hot button issues!
    ## LINKS ##
    My Secret Shame - Convenience:
    Cast from any site: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.instantbits.cast.webvideo
    Activist Hijinks - Pauline Hanson's website hack:
    Pauline Hanson gets emotional: https://www.couriermail.com.au/technology/pauline-hansons-website-redirected-to-refugee-council-of-australia/news-story/24c956ee7409faf7ecf83485feed2652
    Fucken Globalists - The Great Reset, by Klaus Schwab:
    Do you even read, bro? https://www.amazon.com.au/COVID-19-Great-Reset-Klaus-Schwab-ebook/dp/B08CRZ9VZB
    Spank Bank - Male sex toy reviews:
    Get your Fleshlight (reveiws) here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Fleshlight-Vibro-Lady-male-masturbator/product-reviews/B002R69LW8/
    Big Tech Fuckery - Social Credit
    Felix Rex vid on Social Credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp-IODzScgM
    38 min
  • EP041 - Same Two Talentless Hacks, New Format
    This week we're back with a new segment-based format. This episode we talk about why Rodders ruined the podcast, have our now regular rapid-fire catch up, and discuss the big topics facing humanity today.
    Find out what Google has been up to in "Big Tech Fuckery", how that bitch Christine Legarde is attempting to slander bitcoin in "Fucken Globalists", learn Harv and Rodders deep-seated regrets in "My Secret Shame" and laugh as Harv ineptly vets his stand up material in "Heckle Me This".
    And if you're feeling randy and like blue booty, we've got a Spank Bank segment just for you.
    ## LINKS ##
    Spank Bank - Blue Booty:
    (apologies, it looks like Stephymoon_ has given up on her Chaturbate gig)
    My Secret Shame - Luke Slurkowski:
    https://www.youtube.com/user/wearechange/videos
    Big Tech Fuckery - Googz Burying OZ News:
    https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-01-15/google-experiment-burying-links-commercial-news-sites/13060658
    Fucken Globalists - Christine Craps on Crypto:
    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/13/imf-christine-lagarde-calls-bitcoin-crackdown-cryptocurrencies
    36 min
  • 1240 Podcast EP040 - Polybius the Mind Control Video Game, Detecting Narcissism and This Is Not How You Podcast!
    Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv.
    This week we celebrate 40 episodes and reflect on how unprofessional and lazy we are, discuss the supposed mk-ultra experiment "Polybius" and consider the likelihood of a video game triggering mind control. We also talk about ways to tell if your significant other, friend or colleague is a narcissist, and how narcissists can wreak havoc in your life if you let them.
    If you close your eyes and put some Pink Floyd on in the background, then turn our voices way, way down, you'll probably enjoy this one.
    ## LINKS ##
    Polybius:
    The Legend of Polybius: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gLypLPTljg
    Share A Slice podcast on Polybius: http://shareaslicepodcast.com/2017/03/11/polybius/
    Funny Polybius video by Angry Video Game Nerd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4hktqhBpzY
    Narcissism:
    Signs of narcissism: https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/14-signs-of-narcissism
    Is your significant other a narcissist? https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/communication-success/201409/10-signs-youre-in-relationship-narcissist
    58 min
  • 1240 Podcast EP039 - Maps of Tassie, Dave Chappelle's Last Comedy Special and Caelan Really Loves Black Panther!
    Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv.
    Today we talk about Caelan Cavanagh's latest video "I LOVE BLACK PANTHER!!!", puzzle over the meaning of Dave Chapelle's last Comedy Special "The Bird Revelation", and wonder how much control the ruling establishment really hold over entertainers and the media.
    Oh and we rename the podcast. So enjoy the 1240 Cerebral Flatulence Podcast!
    ## LINKS ##
    Caelan Cavanagh's Black Panther video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haOnofTpNlo
    A Transcript of the Dave Chappelle Comedy Special "The Bird Revelation": http://scrapsfromtheloft.com/2018/01/03/dave-chappelle-the-bird-revelation-2017-full-transcript/
    Vulture Article on Chappelle's The Bird Revelation: http://www.vulture.com/2018/01/dave-chappelle-how-seriously-does-he-want-to-be-taken.html
    A (misguided?) analysis of Chappelle's Pimp Story: http://www.vulture.com/2018/01/dave-chappelle-pimp-story-bird-revelation-close-read.html
    IlluminatiWatcher's conspiracy view: https://youtu.be/vlEez-cmGa4?t=2183
    54 min
  • 1240 Podcast EP038 - Inverse Boners, The Illuminati Conspiracy Map and Revealing Demon Faces
    Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv.
    Today we talk inverse boners and pseudo-scrotums, explore the massive Illuminati Conspiracy Map, dabble in indigenous affairs and unveil our favourite new crazy conspiracy channel EyeSpy, who reveals the "real faces" of public figures using Photoshop.
    We hope you enjoy the podcast!
    ## LINKS ##
    Female Hyenas have inverse boners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6oumhz5jE
    EyeSpy's channel - revealing real faces: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evcxv068U1M
    The conspiracy map: https://throughthelookingglassnews.wordpress.com/2017/11/24/qanon-learn-to-read-the-map-hd/amp
    1 hr 9 min
  • 1240 Podcast EP037 - Trumping up Trump, Determinism vs Free Will and Dick Picks on the Blockchain
    Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv.
    Today we explore the link between Hollywood sexual misconduct revelations and the media's anti-Trump campaign, discuss the idea of determinism and if having no free will is philosophically repugnant, and caution listeners about uploading dick picks to the blockchain -- while inventing an app that does just that.
    We hope you enjoy the podcast!
    ## LINKS ##
    Sexual consent app? Swipe to fuck? https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/01/men-try-to-redefine-sexual-consent-with-blockchain/
    James Franco sexual misconduct: http://beta.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-james-franco-allegations-20180111-htmlstory.html
    1 hr 9 min
  • 1240 Podcast EP036 - North Korean Booygeymen, The Rice Experiment and the Most Dangerous of Danger-Wanks
    Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv.
    Today we discuss the fake news propaganda surrounding "those crazy North Koreans", look at the voracity of the "rice experiment" and the power of conscious intention, and chew the fat about Ozzieman Review's purposed "most dangerous of dangerwanks". Because apparently that's a thing...
    We hope you enjoy the podcast and leave us nice positive comments so we won't turn bright orange and rot like hated rice.
    ## LINKS ##
    Truthstream: The Power of Intentions https://youtu.be/D1sWVjXhKfg
    Two Aussies go to North Korea for a haircut https://youtu.be/JNVCdL908ko
    Russia story is STILL bullshit: https://youtu.be/pIm9zNItYq8?t=151
    Betrayed by Incognito? http://www.ozzyman.com/google-sends-you-this-cheeky-message-if-youve-been-watching-too-much-porn-on-the-sly/
    1 hr 5 min
  • 1240 Podcast EP035 - Facebook Effects, Simpsons' Predictions, and Cockblocking Rats
    Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv.
    Today we talk about the sexual strategies of rats (hint: they are cockblocks), go through a few prescient predictions the Simpsons have made (or did they?), and talk about the recent revelation that Facebook was designed to game human perception while also destroying the social fabric of society.
    Give it a listen, tell your friends and cheers!
    ## LINKS ##
    Rats ejaculate cement: https://youtu.be/3cpuyqxzyyM
    Zucky wants to 'fix' Facebook: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-facebook-zuckerberg/ceo-zuckerberg-sets-2018-goal-fix-facebook-idUSKBN1ET26H
    Facebook ripping apart fabric of society: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39RS3XbT2pU
    The Simpsons keep predicting things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OOPEtd4N7U
    1 hr

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