Ohio State destroyed Maryland 73-14, which means the Buckeyes have won nine straight games by 20 points or more. And they out-gained the Terps in total offense 192-1 more yard than I gained from the couch watching that game.

With a 46-41 win against the Tide, the LSU Tigers snapped Alabama’s 31-game home-win-streak. President Trump was at the game. He was the first sitting president since William H. Taft in 1909 to attend an LSU game, which is as political as this channel is gonna get.

Minnesota upset Penn State 31-26 at TCF Bank Stadium. Antoine Winfield Jr. had two picks. Rashod Bateman snatched seven passes for 203 yards, and the win ended a 13-game losing streak against ranked opponents. The win against No. 4 Penn State was the Golden Gophers’ first against a top-five opponent since beating No. 2 Penn State in 1999. The Gophers have a two-game lead in the West Division with three left to play, which means the rodent is this close to getting exterminated by Ohio State.

Clemson neutered the Wolfpack 55-10, but that team lost its manhood to West Virginia two months ago.

Georgia’s defense decided to make like Judge Smails with Mizzou. You’ll get nothing and like it. The 27-0 victory was the third shutout the Bulldogs pitched this season, which is the first time that’s happened since 1981.

Oregon and Utah didn’t play this week. But nobody noticed, and the Pac-12 Network probably didn’t either. And when it does you’ll never see it.

Baylor damn near screwed up getting College Game Day to come to the crib. They beat Texas Christian 29-23 in three overtimes in a game that yielded five turnovers, six sacks and 21 penalties for 192 yards, which is 52 yards more than Max Duggan passed for and 93 more yards than Baylor rushed for, and my Baylor thank you for putting yourself in position to take this Sooner whooping in front of a national TV crowd.

Lincoln Riley's Oklahoma Sooners barely beat Matt Campbell's Iowa State Cyclones 42-41 on Saturday night, and it's the closest thing to a bad win OU has seen in years. Jalen Hurts hit 18 of 26 passes for 273 yards and rushed for 68 on 22 carries. Brock Purdy passed for 282 yards with five touchdowns, and Breece Hall rushed for 110 yards on 18 carries. Oklahoma defensive coordinator Alex Grinch has some explaining to do as the Sooners have given up an average of damn near 45 points per game. Somebody stab me.

Arkansas finally did what I said they were gonna do and removed Chad Morris from the driver’s seat in the hopes that Jesus will take the wheel. With a 4-18 record in Fayetteville, Morris got just one more game to get something going than he of the box-stealing, build a clubhouse clique, Willie Taggart, and has a record of 18-40 as a head coach. You can’t lose to Western Kentucky 45-19 and expect to be on the Razorback Christmas list.

Chad Morris once worked at the University of Tulsa, and that’s my segue into 3-7 TU’s upset of 7-3 Central Florida in a game TU deserved to win. UCF did their damndest to help the Golden Hurricane with a Tulsa-esque 15 penalties for 120 yards, and Seth OK Boomer tried to give me a heart attack, but I didn’t stroke out though I’m sure some TU boosters did.

K-State gave up the booty to Texas on a late smash from Dicker the Kicker who just keeps trying to make me use R-rated terms to describe his elongated right leg, but I have not given in yet.

And Appalachian State is the Carolina states champ with wins over North Carolina and South Carolina. Transitive energy says you rank them right ahead of UGA, cowards.