Hey everyone! The Two Libs are back with an important new episode. We’re doing the difficult but necessary work to cool the hateful political rhetoric poisoning our country right now, so we can all see each other’s inherent human good and right to free discussion.

Specifically, we’re talking about the legacy of the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies! You know, that swing revival band with a name that straddles between stupid and abhorrent? Roman indulges Tom in a full 30 minutes of “Daddycast”, and lo and behold, they’re both more problematic than you remember and impossibly worse now. So strap in for that! What was our podcast about again?

SOCCER SCORES

That’s right! It’s about soccer (football, for the limeys) and the week’s scores! Specifically from 20 years ago, and specifically read by the lead singer of The Fall, one Mark E. Smith. He performs a very straight-faced reading of a bunch of football results with scores like “Nil-Nil”. When he’s finished he insults the host’s looks. Not to be missed, especially if you believe the comments, since this video has everyone in hysterics for some reason.

Also, Roman tells a long, confusing sex “joke” which he later says is “more of a story”. He eventually drew it into a four panel comic which you can read right here.

ALSO DISCUSSED

Tom Morello wankery (per usual)

The Actual Zoot Suit Riots

The worst anything, ever

The biggest dichotomy between an album’s music and its cover

Toilet paper lore

Also features Roman’s manly new song “Once I was Just a Young Man, Now I’m a Slightly Older Man.”

PS.

Don’t forget to follow our personal stacks. Roman has been making relatable comics for your co-workers.

And here’s Tom’s Substack he’s sorely neglected because he’s been working on career stuff.

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