We’re back with some major life updates: Lauren bought a house and Chelsea’s car is still infested with rats! We also discuss the restoration of Gregg Araki’s Nowhere, Drew Barrymore’s scabbing scandal, the unveiling of Matthew McConaughey’s wax figure on The View, Ashton and Mila’s failed apology video, Bijou Phillips’ divorce from Danny Masterston and the Shakspearean tragedy that is her family, Cathy Horyn’s “Lost in the Machine” article, Spring collections from Mowalola, Simone Rocha, and Burberry, Naomi Campbell’s Pretty Little Thing collab, Steven Meisel’s Zara collab, and Kim Kardashian’s debut on American Horror Story: Delicate. Plus: Chelsea reports back from John Waters’ historic Hollywood Walk of Fame star unveiling ceremony.

WE HAVE A HOTLINE! Call us with your thoughts and we may just play your call on our after show! Call 323-486-6773