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ITEMS REFERENCED Rubin on whether Spencer/Duke could join (31:30): https://youtu.be/_EoGWR4mr1k Chrissy Teigen talks steaming on NBC NYE: http://bit.ly/2TqtVla  Chrissy Teigen hits face on umbrella: http://bit.ly/2TuCbQZ CNN questions detained guy’s brother about anti-CNN post: http://bit.ly/2TlVGLF  Warren announces: https://youtu.be/rbH0RU4GcVo  Warren’s relatable beer stream: https://youtu.be/tjDEPtS68CM  Trump memes Warren, Warren responds: http://bit.ly/2CLLwhK  Today show story on Obama wall: https://youtu.be/qiyIMyRnfbY  Pelosi says never wall, the only wall separates Trump’s constituents and reality: https://cs.pn/2TvWnC6  Nancy Pelosi assumes speakership: http://bit.ly/2CMSOlF  Democrats to pursue expanded background checks: https://abcn.ws/2TpSD50  California's background check system has done nothing to reduce gun deaths: http://bit.ly/2CViU61  Steve Cohen introduces electoral college elimination bill: http://bit.ly/2CSortQ  Ocasio’s green new deal: https://politi.co/2CObLEz AOC on 60 minutes: http://bit.ly/2TqTRwR  Pew research data on tax distribution in the US: https://pewrsr.ch/2CUZwpB  Brad Sherman introduces articles of impeachment over Comey firing: http://bit.ly/2CREYy7  Impeach the motherf**ker: http://bit.ly/2TtQo0K HuffPost calls it pearl clutching: http://bit.ly/2CQMZn7  CNN Jazmine Barnes coverage: https://cnn.it/2Ty7gUa  Vox coverage: http://bit.ly/2TuXSAo  Washington Post coverage: http://archive.vn/nnfhX  ABC News video coverage: https://youtu.be/UhpZsX-5NfI  Eric Black arrested: https://on.today.com/2Ty8XB0  Louis’ set: http://bit.ly/2Tu4xLe  Actress wants Louis C.K. shot at and r*ped: http://bit.ly/2CPz4Ol Today Show report on Ellen and Kevin Hart: https://on.today.com/2TylEvv  Don Lemon goes after Ellen and Kevin Hart: https://youtu.be/QwG7rFwwi10  Islamic slogans: https://nyti.ms/2CRy0sX  Desmond and parents on GMA: https://youtu.be/JxdvOLdG_34 Surprise cringe, kids talk to a woman who's had an abortion: http://bit.ly/2CIqdO5