The shutdown and border wall battle between Trump and Chuck and Nancy continues, crazy news out of Wisconsin on the Jayme Closs kidnapping case, one of the professors behind the legendary gender studies hoax papers prank faces punishment, Lactatia the other drag kid returns to challenge Desmond and much more! 

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Items referenced: 101 year old Coors Light fan: https://youtu.be/1o_-4jq-hP0  First partner of California: http://bit.ly/2TBRGXi  Sarah Silverman's show trailer: https://youtu.be/h74NCFHfphw Show cancelled: http://bit.ly/2TLfp7P  Scott Israel out: https://fxn.ws/2TFAyQG  White House preparing for Ginsburg departure: https://politi.co/2TKxHpK  Tulsi Gabbard running: https://cnn.it/2TPNIuy  'Homophobic' remarks surface: http://bit.ly/2D84ijE  Julian Castro running: http://bit.ly/2TMY7qW  NYT report on FBI investigating whether Trump works for Russia: https://nyti.ms/2TQZDbz  Mediaite says Trump doesn't deny: http://bit.ly/2TQDH0d  Raw Story does the same: http://bit.ly/2TLrzNK NBC coverage of Trump speech and Dem response: https://youtu.be/H7eA1K4j8GU  Chuck and Nancy memes: http://bit.ly/2TMu02F  Enough with the memes: http://bit.ly/2TMppgV  AOC says illegals are more American than Americans https://youtu.be/YzyOTAXgzr8  Acosta at the border http://bit.ly/2TL5cYR  Eddie Zipperer mocks acosta: http://bit.ly/2TJnMRa  Feinstein tweet: http://bit.ly/2THqcj2  Jayme Closs press conference: https://youtu.be/3Oo_srsSYQc  Jayme Closs story: https://dailym.ai/2VQ6OCA  Aunt's Facebook photo: http://bit.ly/2TMxWAE  Inside the home: https://nyp.st/2TPZfKl  Peter Boghossian ethics investigation: http://bit.ly/2TLfN6h  Boghossian worried he may lose job: https://youtu.be/thHO2btnWJA  Starbucks bathrooms to get needle boxes: https://nbcnews.to/2TPwzkF  Lactatia is back: http://bit.ly/2TMVgOK  Surprise cringe, Stephan and Wylie on 'Extreme Love': http://bit.ly/2TrfKMt  Update on the birth of their baby: http://bit.ly/2TLGE1N