You guys asked us to review Solo… so… uh… we did. Can we do it in less than 12 parsecs? Turns out it doesn't matter. But hey… Khaleesi is in it! And Jarrett plays with his toys for your amusement. Also we learn the answer to a question Star Wars fans have been asking since 1977. Where did Han's gold dice come from? Right? Haven't they? Everyone should totally go see Solo.