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The following hour of programming is part of a Chinese conspiracy

to convince Americans that climate change is real…

We take marching orders from multiple left wing cabals within the United Nations.

We use the EPA to undermine corporate freedom.

We are professional agitators.

We are paid to protest.

Paid by aliens in order to further the expansion of the Illuminati new world order.

They pilot our black helicopters…

We faked the moon landing.

We invented evolution…

…made it up to ruin Christmas.

We planted fake dinosaur bones in the desert.

Sprinkled plaster parts of mythical hominins in caves across the globe.

All to back up our lies.

Like the voting booths, our ranks are full of dead people…

We infiltrated the department of energy to propagate our climate agenda.

We refuse to give you the names of climate researchers because,

Like the atoms, black holes, bosons, galaxies and everything else beyond your sight…

they do not exist…

we made them up.

You have been brain washed by us…

to believe in science…

Hypnotized into thinking that physics works…

Even now you are about to undergo another session of propaganda here on

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