With the first 2016 general election debate this Monday, Abe thought it might be a good idea to tell me about his greatest bouts, the Lincoln/Douglas debates. Then we get Abe's live reactions to Balanced Rebellion's comedy video that used his likeness.

I really thought we'd be able to have an episode about this past week's election news, but we got a little distracted with sex at the beginning and then I realized I've never told Abe what 9/11 is.

A few episodes back, I referenced the show Happy Days while speaking about the 2016 Republican Convention and President Lincoln demanded that we talk about it for an entire episode at some point. Well, he did it folks. He did it.

We came back together because a podcast divided cannot stand. Tim and President Lincoln discuss Trump's trip to Mexico, and Tim's time performing in The Lost Colony.

HELLO, THIS IS PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN. TIMOTHY NORMALLY WRITES HIS LAZY, UNCONFIDENT EPISODE DESCRIPTIONS HERE, SO INSTEAD I WILL SAY THAT I TOOK OVER THE PODCAST THIS WEEK AND I DON'T CARE IF THAT COWARD EVER COMES BACK. WAIT, WHY ARE ALL THE LETTERS BIG? HOW DO I MAKE THE LETTERS NOT BIG?

President Lincoln is a selfish, petty man that judges people based on how many Twitter followers they have. And by the way, I DON'T EVEN TWEET THAT MUCH. I'm way more into Medium now. Check me out there!

I realized that after four episodes, I still hadn't told Abe that our current President is a black man. So I invited my friend John Thibodeaux (3Peat, Improvised Shakespeare) to inform President Lincoln about black culture, Lemonade, and pornography.

I let President Lincoln choose the topic today, and that was definitely a mistake. I mean, he had all of history to talk about. It's just... Anyway, spoilers for the film Finding Forrester.

Abe and I talked about the Republican National Convention and I let him know why the Log Cabin Republicans named themselves after him.

Hey folks, sorry Abe got distracted with Chipotle last week! This week we're back to talk about Donald Trump's pick of Gov. Mike Pence as his Vice President.