This is it, the moment that our tens of thousands of listeners all across the globe have been eagerly waiting, even salivating all over themselves for, even defecating all over themselves for! The inaugural 2018 Capitalist Draft! On this episode, Car and Bird go head to head in a 1-2-1-2 draft format, picking out their favorite capitalists to prepare themselves for a future episode where those selections will go head to head in an all-out battle to determine who is the best fictional capitalist of all time! Listen in as Slappy Jones, the first two-time FAGcast guest (to record an episode with us), moderates a spicy hot debate between the bois. The anticipation! The frustration! The suffication! The inhalation! Other words!

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